Ew.

I take it that Reeses didn't taste like chikin either.

Well...*formulates plan*
If we got rid of his fur...yeah!...We could grill him...yeah!...And he might taste like chicken...yeah!
But, sadly, he's a cat, and nobody will cook him.

Yeah, cats get a little excited when you try to eat 'em...the next door neighbor's dog is still nursing a torn up face because he tried to eat my Arthur. There's a reason we call him El Chupacabra.

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That's kind of the reaction Arthur had when the dog ran away.

I see why!

Am I the only one who thinks cats should be banished from the planet? I hate those creepy little creepers.

*gasp*
*poke* Bad Dal!

What! They're evil! -__-

Yes, and?
*I is evil*
*evil Alto chick laugh*
Have you ever heard that Alto woman laugh? *shudder*

-sprays with water-
Bad Cass!

*growls*
*glares at her*

I'll get you for that.
I don't know how, but I'm going to find your boat.

You will never be on my boat! Neva!

I already tipped it ova.

what are you, a whale?

*nods* I'm a new species, a kitteh whale! ^.^

I hate kittehs and whales! Now I can kill them both, with one harpoon!

-Harpoons Moby Cass-

Should I say ow?

No actually I was just going to eat you =/ But then I remembered that fish are friends, not food. Then I also remembered that you're a Whitteh, so therefore it's okay to eat you, so now I shall.

-stabs a fork in the Whitteh-

mmmm there's nothing like Whitteh and a tall glass of beer!

Oh, you're going to kill me anyways.

haha, *in aussie shark voice* Fish are friends, NOT food.

quirky? IBQ!

stop watching that show then

-.- I don't.

I was talking about Dal hunting meh.
Whale Kittehs are not for hunting, we taste like cabbage.

With the right seasoning, Cabbage/Whitteh tastes pretty good.