Stop yelling at me that you have to Pee and just go already!!

"The fridge/toilet/bed is there, you have free access to it, stop bitching and just take care of yourself."

and me letting them do whatever they want, watching them go and do something else than taking care of what they were just bitching about a second ago: "Fine, go and do that, but don't bitch later if you pee your pants/starve".

"Oh, stop waving your arms! Going to bed is in your action queue. I KNOW you're ready to pass out!"

No. I do too. All of them. That's why they don't have very many kids either. The only sims that ever die are the townies unless I'm planning to attempt a "be saved from death" routine or bring them back later with the resurrect-o-nomitron.

Something I've heard my husband saying rather often, usually to a pregnant sim:
"Why did you just go to bed? You're about to starve! Eat first! Then use the bathroom!"

"What are you DOING, lady? I said get thee to bed!"

"Get out he hot tub, You're gonna miss the final!"
" Oh no you didn't just do that*face palm*"
" What do you mean you are furious?!"
" Grumble all you want, I do not care..."
" Aaaw, I'm sorry... Okey, you can go play your darts for a while..."

"NOOOOO! The Repo man's here! Why didn't you pay the bills you stupid sim!" *turns on moveobjects cheat and deletes Repo van* MUAHAHAHAHA!
"I told you to go to your final exam about five times now. WHY ARE YOU STILL WATCHING TV AND EATING?!"
"STOP TALKING TO PEOPLE! I BROUGHT YOU HERE SO YOU COULD BUY CLOTHES, NOT SOCIALISE!"

Most of the time though I just say something like, "You stupid thing!" or "F*** you!"

And once: "F***! It's two in the morning and I have school tomorrow! Oh, she's pregnant. I'll just wait until she has her baby." I didn't actually say it out loud though.

Why I next to never have wedding parties:

"Why are you cleaning! Get in that limo! Oh, it just took off with your spouse in it!"

Whereupon I exit without saving and start over....

"Nobody asked you to stay the night. Plus there is a guest bed upstairs, just use it. Oh no, you're just going to bitch and moan and...now you fell asleep in the snow, I now hope you freeze to death."

^ That just happened earlier, about five people were there and at about midnight they were all like "You invited me to spend the night, but you didn't let me sleep!" I'm like..."No I didn't! I don't even have enough beds for you all to sleep in! GTFO!"

I've had that happen once or twice. I was like, excuse me...? LOL

I got that once or twice, but it was toddlers that weren't even on the lot?! I couldn't even play the family for the popups coming every fricking second. I ended up having to move the entire family out of the lot, and move them back in.

"WTF?! You're a toddler, you can't even VISIT a lot, let alone stay the night! Stop spamming me!"

Much less can a toddler tell you that they can't stay the night

Ah, but if they learned to talk...

Some things I say pretty often is:

Where are going, you "#%$%&" ?!? - It's pretty retarded when they walk like 10 miles away to eat and serve
No, No, no! I don't want the damn newspaper in the backyard!
I don't care about your sleep, go to bed already

But even after learning to talk, in the exact words?

"Are you really THAT stupid?! Oh, you are? Okay. *ZAP*"

Prosthetics:
True. Most of the toddlers I know would just go "TIRED! HOME!"

The second one applies to The Sims 3 as well. I've had problems with those babysitters. :<

"Good job. You've put the baby down in a narrow hallway and are now unable to pick her up again. The cause of death will probably read parental neglect/stupidity."

"Lady... Lady! The nanny is calmly walking off the lot with your child. If you don't want to see the product of both your and your husband's loins be forever gone, stop her!"

I have to admit, though I do get attached to my sims I don't talk to them that often! Generally I'm two-faced- I say nothing to my sims then bitch about them to anyone who'll listen later XD

ForeverCamp, have you ever heard of "the Batbox"? It has an option that should be able to cure that situation without requiring you to move your family out and back in again [thus avoiding the attendant redecoration, which is even more of a hastle than the moving itself].

"Where'd the baby go?" (After going up to the crib to GET the baby)
"_____! Stop taking the babies and leaving them on the kitchen floor!" (Insert Kingdom Hearts character name there)
"Why are YOU mad? You're married!" (About a sim who was mad at the person she was cheating with for cheating)
"No! Don't die! You're just 3 feet away from the friiiiiidge! oh well, I'll just plead for her l... wait... why isn't she alive? I thought I won... NO!"
"O.e Why do you look like your adoptive father and his dead wife?" (considering the final look of my sims, in comparison to maxis sims... this is an oddity.)
"Why is the piano smoking?" (I got that figured out later. XD)

Last night I said, "Get out of Joanie's bed, you weirdo" to her sorority sister, Delilah. Delilah was sleepy and is Joanie's best friend and just decided to go into Joanie's room and sleep. One time Jonie hopped into bed next to her and it was like a slumber party! They totally have steady boyfriends too so they're not lesbians.

So why was the piano smoking, seriously-serino777?

....and yeah, cheaters being angry with the person they`re cheating WITH for cheating with someone else TOO is rediculous. I may have grumbled about that a few times, too.

"Get out of your parents' bed and go into your OWN bed in your OWN room"