"Honey, the picture starts soon..." *wife just ignores and continues to shower and dance poorly*

Sorry, no picture to share just yet.

And I would add to the "frog person's" pic: "Ah, yes, she's the picture of feminine beauty"..."How did you get in my house, perv? Oh yea, nobody locks their doors in this neighborhood".
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I didn't set this up...you know how everyone keeps putting babies on the floor; a really bad idea if you have roaches

"Hmm, I wonder if crying babies count as pests"

Shh, no one tell him his baby was murdered with the roaches.

'Oh, don't mind her, they just released her too soon from the mental hospital'

"Let's have another!"

"Is that...mold on your face?"

Cassandra: Don't mind me, I'm just killing you.

Just got rid of that two-timing snake!

"Guess what I did today, Mom!"

"DON'T DUMP THE BABY IN THE TOILET."

"Don't look at the hot wall... don't look at it..."

"Ok, ok, just ooooone more level...then I'll run for my life."

"Oh, goody - fireworks! Now if I can only get close enough to hear what my friends are gossiping about, maybe there will REALLY be fireworks!"
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My Make-up Is So Bad Why Did I Let My Cat Do My Make-up

(Lol she set fire to the floor below her to kill her boyfriend. She was completely safe in the picture.)

Apparently she is talking about menopause if you look at the speech bubble closely...

Also @Astha123 "Finally, I beat daddy at something! World's best breath holder!"

Dizzy: I couldn't see WHAT the box was, thanks! I also can't see what the guy above is holding, so I will pass on why hes wearing a surgery mask...

grammapat: It's a college assignment

"Is that a homework assignment in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"Not even magic can bring the ticket prices down low enough to what I think this amateur wrestling match is worth!"

"But I thought if we woohooed that you would be the one to get pregnant!"

"So on which planet are we going to need to know how to talk to bunnies?"

'Darn it. How did I end up here? I had such big other plans when I walked into this building'