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Justpetro 26th Sep 2018 10:58 PM

Don't look at me as if I am insane - just go to the mirror. You need an extra charisma skill if you want to be promoted, even though I tend to agree that you probably don't need it.

Annorah 27th Sep 2018 1:38 AM

"Oh my GOD! What is wrong with your faces?!? Does no one in here know how to behave before a camera?!?"

I have been trying to take casual close-up pictures of my sims, but each time I approach them they just... make the most disturbing expressions regardless of what they are doing

grammapat 27th Sep 2018 5:01 AM

Quote: Originally posted by Bulbizarre
Interestingly, on the subject, look into the Westermarck effect, particularly the bit about the kibbutzim.

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...and we all know Freud was wack.

sailorplanet97 27th Sep 2018 2:30 PM

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Mmmm well what should i build for the sims 2?

oh that's right i know what i wanna build for the sims 2

OH NO I DON'T WANNA HAVE A RESIDENTAL AREA I WANT A PUBLIC AREA, NOT A RESIDENTAL AREA

"a few moments later" oh it turned out to be beautiful







Quote: Originally posted by Charity
There's a hack here that limits them to only playing in the toilet if they're in a bad mood or in aspiration failure. Apparently that's how it was actually supposed to work.

http://www.simbology.com/smf/index.php?topic=10.0


sorry for this very late reply but i had this problem too about the toddler playing toilets but also when a sim are into a labor thing
i download them both so it should be working when i play sims 2 soon

there are Always a sim who walks by and run like into a bathroom or something when there's already less space there

StrangeTownChick 28th Sep 2018 5:14 PM

"It's William's first day of school too. Big Sister Quinn will show you the ropes. She'll probably also push you in the mud in your new clean uniform, but she'll show you the ropes."
I love Quinn Bruenig. She's got so much personality. And only one nice point. (William's got ten.)

Shadow214 28th Sep 2018 9:32 PM

"I'm going to hell for this."
I used inteen to make female sim pregnant by a servo that her boyfriend.made.

Shadow214 13th Oct 2018 10:25 PM

"This is going to be difficult."
When I rolled five children and single parent in the random legacy challenge.

Rosawyn 14th Oct 2018 7:19 AM

"Dang, this is going to make the game a lot harder." - I'm writing up a long list of "logical" restrictions on selling stuff "to the ether" that is basically going to completely take the air out of my favourite cheaty "get out of poverty in one night" digging for treasure trick.

Bulbizarre 18th Oct 2018 12:09 AM

"It's an OMSP. It's invisible. You don't need to go over to it and groan."

I actually don't mind the "what's this?" reactions most of the times, but I do wish sometimes it was limited to items over a certain price.

Nalia 18th Oct 2018 6:52 AM

My Sims treat any OMSP as a work of art: they ponder over it, evaluate it and finally let a sigh of disappointment fill the room.

existerande 18th Oct 2018 8:46 PM

Today: "I KNOW this couple IRL!"

Hood Casanova in relationship with faithful family sim without much experience. Gets sad when she realizes that half of the people he know are previous dates/wohoo-friends. He does not understand what the problem is.

Shadow214 23rd Oct 2018 12:43 AM

"Mary doesn't have the best luck with men."
In my apocalypse hood Mary Gavigan lost her husband,housemate turned boyfriend and Trent Traveler due to the zombies.

suzymarie64 23rd Oct 2018 1:39 AM

What the F*&%k did he do that for? He got a bottle out of the fridge for the toddler, went to give it to him, then pulled back, turned and put it on the floor. LOL

grammapat 23rd Oct 2018 4:37 AM

That sounds as good as "gets bottle out of fridge, puts bottle on floor, toddler trying to get to bottle, throws bottle away". When the NANNY does this, I know she's thinking "haha, not fast enough kid!"

LösserFöffel 23rd Oct 2018 2:51 PM

"Are you serious? I'll smear you one right away!" A townie kicked off my trash can for no reason. It was actually somehow like a joke, because her name was translated into English: Linda Smear

Sketching 24th Oct 2018 9:35 PM

Dear Game,

I know that I've been too busy to play you properly as of late. That's no excuse for you to suddenly turn half of my population topless/nude, my female cheerleader into a llama, and my restaurant chef NPC into a constantly teleporting ninja. I won't even get into how and why you impregnated my sim with Crumplebottom's spawn of all people.

Seriously, the things my game gets up to when I'm gone.

Bulbizarre 29th Oct 2018 2:01 AM

"Christ, I'm a retard today."

While redecorating my orphanage (another story on its own), I put the baby crib in the bathroom and the fridge in the toddler's bedroom.

Rosawyn 30th Oct 2018 4:31 AM

"Cry all you want, you're aging up at the same time as your sister." Had a set of twins, and one was asleep when 6pm rolled around. Too bad.

monijt1 1st Nov 2018 5:29 AM

"Aw, they are so cute together. I love them."
"What in the world?"
"Where did crazy lady go?"
"Where did everyone go? Oh, everyone's at work, excuse me. "
"OH MY GOSH! ARE YOU SERIOUS?"
"This makes me want to bang my head against a wall."
"Drama, drama, drama, drama, drama."

StrangeTownChick 1st Nov 2018 8:53 PM

For every wedding I buy a cake and a table to put it on. Usually I just keep the table, leaving it out by the wedding arch. Quinn comes home from school and goes to put her homework on that table, planning to then complain that she can't get to it because there is no chair. I catch her and cancel the action.

"Every kid in this neighborhood has tried that at some point, Quinn, and you're not gettin' away with it!"

Bulbizarre 20th Nov 2018 2:06 AM

"I do love the Pepto Bismol look, but I'm pretty sure this isn't supposed to happen."


lil_princess_of_evil 20th Nov 2018 3:35 AM

Because I have a trigger happy finger:
"Oh you want to adopt a 4th cat? You just adopted your last one yesterday but okay.."
"Oh woops.. that's not the cat adoption service"
"Oh, well now you have a child.. Why can't I just stop clicking?!"
"Well, I guess you still want that cat.."

Bulbizarre 20th Nov 2018 3:38 AM

@lil_princess_of_evil - in LGR's TS2: Pets video, he accidentally adopted a kid instead of a pet. Unfortunately the social worker never showed up.

meginmd 20th Nov 2018 2:42 PM

"Alright, FINE!"
My heiress Tatiana (who has sisters Anastasia and Marie--bonus points if you recognize the real-life relationship!) had two choices for a husband--the rich, one bolt Rodney and the poor, funny-looking three-bolt Parker. I moved Tatiana and her boyfriends home, and married her to Rodney. Literally right after the ceremony, Tatiana autonomously made out with Parker. That's when I said "Alright, FINE!" and married her to Parker. Now they have two kids, Rhett and Melanie (older sister Scarlett lol).

Bulbizarre 21st Nov 2018 12:14 AM

Quote: Originally posted by Bulbizarre
"I....think I ought to check my mods."

I was going through all my Sims' households to give the pets their owners' surnames (SimPE likes to error out if there isn't already one). Don Lothario casually walked over to his newborn son, picked him up, and began nursing him.


I finally figured this one out! BoilingOil's Feed Baby has a Nursemaids addon. Don had a baby bottle in his inventory.

Sims2Christain 21st Nov 2018 7:27 AM

"That couldn't have been better timing"
Marriage cinematic between two sims right as day was cast into night lengthing the transition period.
Married as the sky turned orange with rose petals falling around them. Never did get a screenshot.

Bulbizarre 23rd Nov 2018 12:52 AM

@Sims2Christain - I wish I could get good cinematics like that. Mine often end up just being a nice view of a wall. I recently disabled them because of this.

sailorplanet97 23rd Nov 2018 1:44 AM

UGH DID I FORGET TO MAKE A KITCHEN AGAIN, UGH DAMMIT!

oh wait i can fix it
Tada, wow it looks so beautiful, all of the rooms


https://modthesims.info/showthread....407#post5470407 (here's a few pictures of mine there )

StrangeTownChick 23rd Nov 2018 6:03 PM

"Quinn, what are you doing?" *clicks on Olivia* "Oh, wait, that's Olivia. Why do I always mix those two up? I mean, they look alike, but that's just a coincidence. A Quinn-cidence." *laughs at own joke*

RoxEllen1965 24th Nov 2018 1:36 AM

One family member greets the welcoming committee and another ... isn't quite so sociable.
"You ate a whole meal at the same table with these people and then sat in the same room watching television with them all and you still haven't actually MET any of them???"

BlueAlien 27th Nov 2018 1:36 AM

"Oi! You were a ginger kitten named Weasley. You weren't supposed to grow up into a nondescript grey-brown adult!"

(He's ginger again now, but I do wish they'd made puppy and kitten colours correspond more closely to adult colours.)

Fyren5 27th Nov 2018 1:54 AM

My favorite is "Alrighty then" with a certain tone of voice. I also say "Really?!" & "Seriously!?" a lot in a squeaky type voice. "Whatever floats your boat!" is probably my most favorite, LOL.

StrangeTownChick 5th Dec 2018 8:13 PM

"Look, Nicole, this is the hot tub where your cousins Olivia AND Quinn were conceived...Isn't that lovely!"
There are things that happen when you move the third generation of a single family into the same dorm. Unfortunately that legendary love tub where eleven different Agnarssons lost their virginity had to be replaced due to glitching. Nicole and her fiance Orlando Bertino got to christen the new one.

Liza 5th Dec 2018 9:42 PM

I always when I start the game after a long break:

"Wow! This game has very detailed graphics! The graphics is very clear, objects, textures ..."

This is my reaction to the graphics of the game published in 2004.

simsample 5th Dec 2018 10:26 PM

@BlueAlien

Do you know about this mod?
http://kitteninthewindow.tumblr.com...-you-say-indeed

Devon Aster 5th Dec 2018 10:48 PM

"Oh, come on, game. Don't do this to me. I know I rolled the pacifier!"
-said as Cherri Ottomas aged up to toddler, looking suspiciously like Dora Jr. Same haircut and very similar facial features. Doesn't appear to be an actual case of First Born Syndrome, as they have slightly different personalities. Which actually makes it more annoying, as I did my part not to get kids who look that much alike

Bulbizarre 5th Dec 2018 11:04 PM

Quote: Originally posted by Liza
I always when I start the game after a long break:

"Wow! This game has very detailed graphics! The graphics is very clear, objects, textures ..."

This is my reaction to the graphics of the game published in 2004.


Sometimes, after a bout of playing TS3, when I return back home I'm usually rather impressed with the graphics. Aside from the infamous pudding-face, TS3 doesn't quite feel as crisp (though perhaps this is a limit of my aging computer). Compare:



Also, it might be a bit telling that I refer to TS2 as returning home.

Shadow214 5th Dec 2018 11:36 PM

"How did you end up so nice?"
Edmund, son of Consort Capp somehow grew up with 8 nice points.

Bulbizarre 6th Dec 2018 12:32 AM

Look at Consort's mother. I actually don't understand the ins-and-outs of how the genetics of personality work, but hey, it works for the story.

Orilon 6th Dec 2018 3:28 AM

Kent Capp, Consort's pre-made son in the Sim Bin when Veronaville starts has 7 nice points, and Miranda Capp, Consort's granddaughter who is in the Sim Bin with the rest of her family has 8 nice points. Not all of the pre-made Capps are grouchy assholes. The question is whether they have the courage to fight family tradition in the feud with the Monty's or just go along to get along with the relatives.

I'm not playing Sims 2 but instead switched to Sims 3. Said tonight while playing Sims 3, "Ooops, trap" I have an adventurous Sim that wants to explore all the tombs in the Vacation areas, and I accidentally had her step on a fire trap.

Bulbizarre 6th Dec 2018 3:31 AM

Those tombs were kind of fun, although it got repetitive after a little while.

monijt1 8th Dec 2018 2:25 PM

"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!" *covers mouth* "Oh my gosh. Wow." I said as Skip Broke turned into a toddler. I didn't expect him to look so ugly unique.

Sketching 11th Dec 2018 4:12 PM

What exactly is a TV dinner?

According to Squinge, they're TVs that you can eat, but Mistress Jenna and Wikipedia state that they're frozen store-bought meals that are supposed to be heated and eaten in front of the TV. Since my sims don't usually eat TV dinners in front of the TV, does it still qualify as a TV dinner or does any meal eaten in front of a TV count? If the latter, should the food be called ready-made meal instead? Then it turns out that there was a thread about it too.

The things I think about while watching my sims cook...

Bulbizarre 11th Dec 2018 4:25 PM

I've mostly heard them referred to as microwave dinners (even though they can also go in toaster ovens). TV dinners might be an American term.

BlueAlien 11th Dec 2018 5:26 PM

Quote: Originally posted by Bulbizarre
Look at Consort's mother. I actually don't understand the ins-and-outs of how the genetics of personality work, but hey, it works for the story.


I played a version of Pleasantview in which I tried to make everyone, well, pleasant. Sims had to have at least 5 Nice points to breed (or 4, if their partner had 8 or more), and permission to have another child depended on the average niceness of the children the couple had already had. It didn't work; even with really nice parents, I had so many grouchy kids the neighbourhood petered out!

Bulbizarre 11th Dec 2018 5:37 PM

I've found that whatever determines the personality of newborn Sims seems to prefer extreme values in the personalities. There was some discussion on this a while ago and this came out of it. (I sort of like extreme personalities, though. Makes things a bit more interesting.)

Peni Griffin 11th Dec 2018 5:56 PM

Microwave meals aren't quite the same thing. TV dinner refers to a complete meal, each element in its own compartment of a little tray, which is bought frozen. Most of them consist of a meat entree in a large central compartment, with three smaller compartments containing a starch, a vegetable, and a dessert. So a Salisbury steak TV dinner might contain the steak and gravy in the large compartment, and mashed potatoes, green beans, and cherry cobbler in the small ones.

They're called TV dinners because they were originally marketed as a way for the Modern Mother (at whom most TV advertising was directed) to get complete, nutritious meals into their families on nights when everyone wanted to watch TV instead. Everyone picks out their own TV dinner, Mom puts them into the oven, and the TV watching starts, with Mom watching, too, instead of hopping up and down seeing to dinner and then missing half the next program washing the dishes. The family sets up TV trays - basically little folding tables - for each member and dinner is eaten out of the same tray the meal was cooked in, and there's nothing to wash afterward but silverware.

TV dinners have since become strongly associated with bachelors (who use them in preference to actually learning to cook) and working women who don't have time for all that housekeeping stuff. Most now come with directions for heating either in the oven (better taste and texture) or in the microwave (slightly limp and soggy, but fast). The key elements are a) frozen, b)complete meal with multiple dishes, and c)the compartmented tray. Some microwave meals are also TV dinners; but not all microwave meals are TV dinners. A lot of microwave meals are one-dish meals like stews or casseroles, or they are not complete, containing only the meat and starch.

sailorplanet97 11th Dec 2018 11:15 PM

NOOOO BOY DON'T PUNCH YOUR BROTHER
WHAT HAS HE EVEN DONE TO YOU?!?!

NOW LOOK AT HIM HE'S CRYING INFRONT OF EVERYONE THANKS TO YOU

Bulbizarre 12th Dec 2018 2:04 AM

"I don't think that's going to work."

I was doing some maintenance on a (non-Sims related) Joomla! website and while trying to update a plugin absent-mindedly uploaded a TS2 hack instead. Obviously, it didn't work.

I need to get around to sorting out my temp downloads folder.

RoxEllen1965 12th Dec 2018 12:51 PM

Quote: Originally posted by Peni Griffin
... in the microwave (slightly limp and soggy, but fast).

If your microwave dinner is coming out "limp and soggy" you're undercooking it. Try adding more time in 30 second increments until you get better results.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled Sims discussion.

Shadow214 12th Dec 2018 3:10 PM

"You're having a hard time,aren't you?"
Florence Delarosa just got turned into a vampire,abducted and had a alien baby and random sims keep complaining to her about nothing.

Bulbizarre 13th Dec 2018 11:01 PM

"This looks different than usual."

I accidentally clicked TS3 in my tray launcher. I'm a bit slow today.

sailorplanet97 14th Dec 2018 2:19 AM

HUH YOU WANNA HAVE A BABY AGAIN AFTER YOU HAVE 13 CHILDREN ALREADY?!?!
PFFFFF BOY YOU ARE BUSY TAKING CARE OF YOUR KIDS! (7 daughters and 6 sons)

i guess it could be worse (i have the unlimit hack or however it's called where you can have sims whatever you want)
thank god none of the sims are fighting yet, when i was younger i had those times when the sims killed each other (well not as in murderer but as in fighting all the time)

sailorplanet97 16th Dec 2018 3:42 AM

i finally use university in a long time again

and here's the one i just said when i played sims 2


WTF WHY ARE THEY ATTACKING EACH OTHER, JESUS!

OH WAIT MY SIMS WINS, "a few moments later" huh the same sim wins all over again
but why ? Mmmmm well at least my sim wins 3 times with an attack

Sunrader 16th Dec 2018 4:30 AM

Quote: Originally posted by Bulbizarre
I've mostly heard them referred to as microwave dinners (even though they can also go in toaster ovens). TV dinners might be an American term.


Just to add to PG's description. It's an American term because it's an American invention. They started in the 50s when TV was new and just becoming popular.

grammapat 16th Dec 2018 4:17 PM

Quote: Originally posted by sailorleontine6
HUH YOU WANNA HAVE A BABY AGAIN AFTER YOU HAVE 13 CHILDREN ALREADY?!?!
PFFFFF BOY YOU ARE BUSY TAKING CARE OF YOUR KIDS! (7 daughters and 6 sons)

i guess it could be worse (i have the unlimit hack or however it's called where you can have sims whatever you want)
thank god none of the sims are fighting yet, when i was younger i had those times when the sims killed each other (well not as in murderer but as in fighting all the time)

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You have inspired me! I shall now go create a lovely couple (HAHA) let them have all the babies they want (ACR, which I will let randomize all the births), and only control the mom (since she is the most likely to die). ISBI with diapers..

Peni Griffin 16th Dec 2018 4:52 PM

"You lost them already?"
Jessie Pilferson, graduated and living in Strangetown, asked a streaker she was dating to move in. He showed up fully dressed (in a pirate coat), but shortly after he moved in he took a shower, and didn't get dressed afterward. I sent him to 88 to buy clothes better suited to Strangetown's weather, and he strolled over there naked as a jaybird (losing his pixellation on the way!), but got dressed in the flamingo shirt and shorts I got for him after he planned outfit. I then sent him home - and he showed up naked!

sailorplanet97 16th Dec 2018 6:35 PM

the couple has now 26 children (i used all the alphabeth in there) i didn't checked how many boys and girls there has already but i know for sure there's more girls then boys in the family
only a girl and the boy (siblings) kills each other there by so far

and the university keeps the sims busy because there has been ups and downs there lately
2 sims attacked the sim i don't have in university (the sims that isn't selectable) but there's also good news because i made 1 sim in love with an other gender :D
and most girls (the 7 oldest girls) became such great friends with each other during university, but they also lost there great bands with their siblings who are still living with their parents

just wait untill when i create myself in the sims, i did that a couple of times



Quote: Originally posted by grammapat
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You have inspired me! I shall now go create a lovely couple (HAHA) let them have all the babies they want (ACR, which I will let randomize all the births), and only control the mom (since she is the most likely to die). ISBI with diapers..



http://www.leefish.nl/mybb/showthread.php?tid=2139 i downloaded the unlimit sims there for sure so feel free to use it
i always wanted more then 8 sims households and last week i finally found them

StrangeTownChick 17th Dec 2018 9:58 PM

"Why are there only like three good hairstyles for little boys?"
*computer groans as it realizes I'm about to go on another download spree*

sailorplanet97 19th Dec 2018 1:54 AM

why are the hairs so damn slow after i packed the downloads out? (i just has them at the start, after i checked all the hairs i don't have that problem anymore )

oh well as much as it won't quit the game or crash i won't mind

Mmmmmm i think i need much download from sims 2 (just the hair downloads mostly)

HonokaAizawa 19th Dec 2018 11:57 AM

Not while playing but on a download spree~
"Okay, now I have to start my game and look if it still works!"

Haven't played any Sims in 2 months now... damn you, God Eater games and Tales of Berseria! (not really...)

Bulbizarre 21st Dec 2018 3:11 AM

"This photo shoot isn't going well."

I tried my Secret Santa photoshoot again. This time, one of the dogs on the lot managed to completely chew up a decorative deer. Then the Christmas tree caught fire. (I guess I'd forgotten to install the anti-Christmas tree fire hack.)

Charity 21st Dec 2018 5:48 AM

"Nooo. Damn you!"

All my sims were asleep and that's when my recently aged up kitten decides to destroy the trashcan. I wish that kittens could learn from older cats what's not a good idea. They never touch the furniture and suddenly when they age up they become terrors.

Justpetro 21st Dec 2018 10:46 AM

Quote: Originally posted by Peni Griffin
"You lost them already?"
Jessie Pilferson, graduated and living in Strangetown, asked a streaker she was dating to move in. He showed up fully dressed (in a pirate coat), but shortly after he moved in he took a shower, and didn't get dressed afterward. I sent him to 88 to buy clothes better suited to Strangetown's weather, and he strolled over there naked as a jaybird (losing his pixellation on the way!), but got dressed in the flamingo shirt and shorts I got for him after he planned outfit. I then sent him home - and he showed up naked!


Must be his nature?

Orphalesion 21st Dec 2018 11:41 AM

Isn't it also the case that a former NPC Burgler keeps his sneaky walk (on occasion?) after being moved into a household (via marriage/move-in option)? And Mr./Ms. Rights retain their frequent preening behaviour?

Probably some attached code or something that isn't properly cleared when they become playables.

Bulbizarre 21st Dec 2018 2:27 PM

If you open up the character file in SimPE and inspect them, the NPC character files have special behaviors attached to them. Evil cow mascots will be asses (it's not just their extreme personalities!), Mr. Big will preen, drama professors are lecherous, so forth. Sometimes when they're moved in, these special behaviors aren't stripped out, so you end up with stuff like butlers constantly calling the cops on reformed burglars or llama mascots running into other houses to cheer.

Peni Griffin 21st Dec 2018 5:51 PM

I knew he'd keep streaking; I wasn't quite expecting him to walk around in his altogether as a routine thing. I don't mind. He'll have to keep fit, though.
I really wanted to have him join the frat, but streakers, for no readily apparent reason, are adults.
One interesting thing - if the streaker streaks onto an on-campus lot with a teen or younger sim on it, including cashiers, they realize they're flashing minors and whirl into their clothes ASAP. But Theodore bought all his clothes from a teen cashier, and didn't get dressed till I told him to plan his everyday outfit.

Charity 22nd Dec 2018 2:23 AM

Quote: Originally posted by Peni Griffin
I knew he'd keep streaking; I wasn't quite expecting him to walk around in his altogether as a routine thing. I don't mind. He'll have to keep fit, though.
I really wanted to have him join the frat, but streakers, for no readily apparent reason, are adults.
One interesting thing - if the streaker streaks onto an on-campus lot with a teen or younger sim on it, including cashiers, they realize they're flashing minors and whirl into their clothes ASAP. But Theodore bought all his clothes from a teen cashier, and didn't get dressed till I told him to plan his everyday outfit.


He should start a nudist colony!

Sunbee 23rd Dec 2018 5:07 AM

"Oh, for the love of Pete! I just exited my main game to replace N001 with a fresh copy since it's been so long I can't tell what I was doing, and NOW you can't find Direct X? Restart! Still can't find it? Move EA Games to desktop. Hah! Now you can find it! Exit. Copy Downloads. An hour? You slowpoke computer! An HOUR!!! Imma go on ModTheSims and gripe, I tell you what!"

sailorplanet97 27th Dec 2018 7:53 PM

i totally forget to tell everyone here but last week when i told ya all i had 13 children on the sims, i also actually have a hack called triplets & quads when you not only could have twins but also 3 and 4 baby's
i also have this hack i downloaded on this website when the sims goes to labor in 1 sims day, that's how i got more then 13 children already haha

and by so far it combinates very well with, triplets & quads, unlimited sims and the hack when the sims goes to labor in 1 simsday

i should do this often, even in future computers/laptops, i never tried that in older computers but i didn't had any troubles with that 3 hacks by so far


Mmmmmm maybe who knows i gonna leave the kids alone while both of the parents are going to work (i also got the hack someone told me that the parents can leave the baby's, toddlers and children's alone since shortly)

Bulbizarre 28th Dec 2018 7:36 PM

"This is probably a bad idea." - Me, just before checking the new downloads here on MTS.

StrangeTownChick 28th Dec 2018 8:16 PM

"Scott, I told you to bathe the dog, not yourself!"

Bulbizarre 28th Dec 2018 8:40 PM

Quote: Originally posted by StrangeTownChick
"Scott, I told you to bathe the dog, not yourself!"


"No, I must wash the dog" he shouted
The radio said, "No, Scott. You are the dog."
And then Scott was a canine.

(If you don't get it, look up DOOM: Repercussions of Evil.)

ieta_cassiopeia 31st Dec 2018 1:30 AM

"Fire the architect!" [beat] "No, wait..."

A Sim failed to reach the hall of mirrors on SimHampton's latest lot due to inability to climb down the staircase, which seems quite an oversight.

The lot was designed 100% by me.

Peni Griffin 31st Dec 2018 3:25 AM

"Y'all, this really isn't viable."
I said it while playing, but not to my sims. I was holding one of my cats (who won't sit in my lap at the computer) to my breast, when her brother came along and decided that we both needed to pay attention to him. So he braces his hind feet on the desk in front of the keyboard, puts his front feet around his sister's neck, and starts chewing her ears. They're both purring, but I can't see big chunks of the screen and have the weight of two cats on one arm.

StrangeTownChick 31st Dec 2018 3:48 AM

"Jasmine, go and eat, or I will stab you!"
For some reason the staircase in one of my houses is a sim-brain-fart point.

Charity 31st Dec 2018 4:20 AM

Quote: Originally posted by Peni Griffin
"Y'all, this really isn't viable."
I said it while playing, but not to my sims. I was holding one of my cats (who won't sit in my lap at the computer) to my breast, when her brother came along and decided that we both needed to pay attention to him. So he braces his hind feet on the desk in front of the keyboard, puts his front feet around his sister's neck, and starts chewing her ears. They're both purring, but I can't see big chunks of the screen and have the weight of two cats on one arm.


That is absolutely adorable, but I feel your pain. XD

Bigsimsfan12 1st Jan 2019 2:44 PM

"Well... that's really inconsiderate" - to Sandra Broke, because her husband Dustin just got fired from his job, and went straight to bed. She then comes straight into the room and plays on his electric guitar right next to his side of the bed. Somehow he slept through it

Steffyn 2nd Jan 2019 2:58 AM

"Yoo what the fuck" to my prettacy founder Almondine Sugar getting pregnant by her equally unique looking, elderly sugar daddy. Ought to be interesting! I see a shotgun wedding in their future.

DrewInTheSky 2nd Jan 2019 3:03 AM

"No, please, no more twins..." - got my 2nd couplet of the generation. Doesn't matter if I plan to have one kid per household, the game always messes up with my plans.

sailorplanet97 4th Jan 2019 1:25 AM

FINALLY IT WAS ABOUT THE TIME I HAD A FANTASTIC PARTY WHEN A COUPLE INVITE A FEW SIMS OF THEM
i always sucks at throwing a party on my sims 2 game, it was boring or worse

even at the birthday party it went good, the twins were growing up from baby to toddlers
it was about time i finally had a good party on my sims 2 game

i know from in the past i sucked at throwing a party, the family's were always fighting especially the siblings of the sims family
the twins from years ago even attacked each other infront of everyone

and the result was: "HORRIBLE" it's also for the first time in like forever (i play sims 2 for almost 10 years now, although i had once a break from almost 1 year when i was like 15 or 16) i throwned a BIRTHDAY party
for just a party or other parties (expect sports) i did that a couple of times though (i once throwned a just a party that looked so much like birthday party but a few years ago i had less/none experience from sims 2 and didn't knew how the cheats worked and i just started playing sims 2 when i only had seasons on my sisters old computer so i guess it was a good start to work with before playing also other things on sims 2, i have now all the EP's)

i also once failed at throwning other parties on sims 2 (or errr wel once? I ALWAYS FAILED AT THROWNING OTHER PARTIES:!

i think i played TOO much sims 2, it's now almost 1:30 in my country that i need to go to bed because i have work in the morning
i always have excuses that i slept really bad but in reality i just stayed up pretty late

FranH 4th Jan 2019 4:23 AM

"Oh, so you just got dumped by your fiancee, and you still want a baby? Fine! Here's that weird telescope. Go out and discover brave new worlds!"
After he returns from his UFO journey:
"So you got your fun..not a witch, are you? No..you're pregnant! Good work, Michael. Try explaining THAT to the authorities..in medieval England.."

rollingstarr 5th Jan 2019 2:52 AM

"You seriously missed school because you were having a water balloon fight? Well now it makes since you didn't roll the Knowledge Aspiration."

After Alexander Goth missed school. He's a Fortune Sim in my game.

sailorplanet97 5th Jan 2019 1:49 PM

omg haha i had those times kids (especially teenagers) missed school because they were still sleeping in their beds or because they were talking to 1 sim

one day they even had less then 5 at school because they either way wasn't in the mood to do the home work, they didn't finished them on time or because they stayed home all the time

i can laugh about that when i failed sims 2 in the past but a few years ago i was angry because the children were taken to the social worker

BlueAlien 8th Jan 2019 5:54 AM

Sally Riley kept getting distracted by the friend she'd brought home from school and wasn't doing as she was told.

Me: "Will you do as you are told! Don't make me come in there and . . . Wait, what did I just say?! I am not going in there!"

Fyren5 8th Jan 2019 8:11 PM

"Wait, why do you still want to get married? You're already married!"
*Checks relationship panel*
"Alright, that's weird. Where is your wife?"
*Checks household only in relationship panel*
"Ooookay, she practically doesn't exist! Great! Not."
*Checks the wife's household only in relationship panel*
"Wait, what? Okay, I'm confused."
*Checks family tree*
"Alright, that's still intact... What the heck is going on?!"
*Edits relationships using the Relationship Manipulator from Sim Manipulator*
"There, fixed it - you're married again, woohoo!"

Charity 9th Jan 2019 2:51 AM

Quote: Originally posted by BlueAlien
Sally Riley kept getting distracted by the friend she'd brought home from school and wasn't doing as she was told.

Me: "Will you do as you are told! Don't make me come in there and . . . Wait, what did I just say?! I am not going in there!"


How did you make her pay attention to the friend? XD My kids bring them home and ignore them. Why didn't you just not bring him/her home if you didn't want to socialise with them?

Uri-simka 10th Jan 2019 11:31 PM

Where are you going!!!! She has not become pregnant from you! - I said, escaping Sirius, from the house of the Challenge (100 children). The poor guy, ran away from us with shouts that we invited, but do not give sleep.

It would be a great mix ...
The game hovered, and a piece of Latino songs and a werewolf howl ringed up terribly. (It was like a broken serena ...)

Justpetro 14th Jan 2019 11:37 PM

Woohoo when the house is burning down now?

pico22 15th Jan 2019 3:22 AM

The game just crashed after I forgot to save for a couple of hours. While looking at the blue screen I said quite a few things but, AFAIK, they are not quite suitable for this forum.

HobbesED 15th Jan 2019 4:45 AM

I've said on numerous occasions.... "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quit your bitching. It's the next thing in your queue. If you hadn't complained about it, you'd already be doing it!"

BlueAlien 15th Jan 2019 7:36 PM

Quote: Originally posted by Charity
How did you make her pay attention to the friend? XD My kids bring them home and ignore them. Why didn't you just not bring him/her home if you didn't want to socialise with them?


I didn't make her. Friends seem to go to extremes; they either ignore the host completely or totally hog them, constantly queuing actions that take precedence over whatever I've told my Sim to do.

As to why I didn't just not bring him home - well, a) I don't get a choice, and b) I like my kids to bring friends home, but if they have a low need, I want them to stop playing for a minute and attend to it before they wet themselves or I start getting social worker messages accusing me of starving them. In this case, Sally's bladder need was in the red and so was her dad's hygiene (he'd also just got home); I needed her to clear the bathroom before her dad got in there, or she would have had an accident before he was done. But her little friend just kept overruling me with demands to play cops and robbers.

Charity 16th Jan 2019 7:49 AM

Quote: Originally posted by BlueAlien
I didn't make her. Friends seem to go to extremes; they either ignore the host completely or totally hog them, constantly queuing actions that take precedence over whatever I've told my Sim to do.

As to why I didn't just not bring him home - well, a) I don't get a choice, and b) I like my kids to bring friends home, but if they have a low need, I want them to stop playing for a minute and attend to it before they wet themselves or I start getting social worker messages accusing me of starving them. In this case, Sally's bladder need was in the red and so was her dad's hygiene (he'd also just got home); I needed her to clear the bathroom before her dad got in there, or she would have had an accident before he was done. But her little friend just kept overruling me with demands to play cops and robbers.


Haha, that remark about just not bringing them home wasn't directed at you; it was directed at a hypothetical sim child. I have Two Jeff's hack that allows me to choose if they come home or not. I wouldn't mind them bringing them home occasionally, but as I said they just ignore the friend and I have to dig them out of wherever they've gone when my sims are going to bed, so someone can tell them to bugger off.

StrangeTownChick 14th Mar 2019 12:58 AM

"This one must be a boy."
Said about Rosa Muletti's third pregnancy. The first two were girls and she's been puking way more for this one. Yes, I know that's not how it works.

OnayaW 14th Mar 2019 9:08 AM

“Okay, just go here you brain idiot”
Me
Every time I play sims

PenelopeT 14th Mar 2019 5:42 PM

"Oh, crap. Going to have to make more sims to increase the population. "

Said upon realizing that of the (52) community lots I've been working on building, (39) of them are currently designated as/to be sim owned businesses. This is great save for the fact that there are only currently (27) sims in my new custom 'hood, and only (18) of them are old enough to even own a business.

Guess this is what happens when you plan out the neighborhood layout better than the population.

Orilon 14th Mar 2019 8:52 PM

"Oh dear kitty look out."

I sent my Sim to go downtown. A stray cat decided to walk across the driveway at the exact moment my Sim was in her car and about to pull out of the drive way.

Bigsimsfan12 14th Mar 2019 9:02 PM

Sim: "It has been a so-so week. I want to make next week better"
Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! You graduated, moved into a nice house, got a dog, got engaged and then married to the love of your life and now you're expecting a child. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!

Peni Griffin 14th Mar 2019 9:44 PM

He wants you to do those things when he has specific wants for them and never let his aspiration go down.

"Everything is conspiring to kill this boy!" Isaiah Gavigan had too long a snowball fight at the Hills Community Center. I had to force an error on him (thank goodness for the batbox on the roof!) to get him home, where he immediately froze again and I couldn't get an option to warm him up from his parents. When he was finally mobile enough to get inside his hunger and energy were both red, so I planned to get an instant meal down him to keep him alive till he'd slept enough to eat leftovers - but his dad sat down to sing a nursery rhyme with one of his little sisters, blocking the fridge!

I did save him, but it was touch and go for awhile.

Bigsimsfan12 14th Mar 2019 10:13 PM

Quote: Originally posted by Peni Griffin
He wants you to do those things when he has specific wants for them and never let his aspiration go down.

I know. Well, technically he wanted those things but thanks to a fire and the dog getting sprayed by a skunk, it kinda balanced out. I just find those week dialogues wildly inappropriate sometimes. Like right after their grandma died, I had a sim say "this was the best week ever!"


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