Granted, but it tastes terrible.

I wish I had more pizza.

Granted, but it has been laying under the couch for 5 weeks now.

I wish I could marry Tom Felton :D

Granted, but he divorces you straight after the ceremony.

I wish I was watching Shrek.

Granted, but Twatlight was mysteriously recorded over it.

I wish S. Meyer would blow up.

Granted, but all of her innards are splashed all over you and you accidentally swallow her bowel.

I wish it was raining.

Granted, but then a lightning bolt hits you and fries your hair off.

I wish Ebonova had given me a wish to spoil.

Granted. The spoil involved you turning into a frog, though.

I wish I could think of a wish.

Granted, you wish for me to find the answers.

I wish that someone could cheer me up from this adopted-secrecy-hush-hush-what-you-dont-know-cant-hurt-you shindig.

Granted but you laugh so hard that you throw up your intestines, which get logged in your throat and you slowly but surely choke to death.

I wish I wasn't lazy, I wanna go make some late night pancakes.

Granted, but if you do go, you'll drop some food on the floor and slip.

I wish I'd have more money.

Granted, but you get mugged and end up homeless.

I wish I had some toast.

Granted, but it'll end up burned and get's stuck between your teeth.

I wish someone could write the next chapter to my Legacy-blog so I don't have to B)

Granted, but they do it really badly.

I wish the doctors would figure out what's wrong with my sister before I have to storm in there and do it myself.

Granted, but your sister has an illness called 'Clownamorphia' and she randomly turns into a clown every time she says your name.
(I hope she is OK. I know how it feels to have a sibling ill and not knowing what is wrong. )

I wish Merlin would return for a new series, like, right now. (I miss Merlin SOOOOOOOO much!)

Granted, but there is only one episode.
(Thanks. It's good to know... although not really a good thing that it happens to lots of people. )

I wish my new laptop would hurry up and arrive...

Granted, but it'll make you even more addicted to MTS, Sims and all kinds of bad things.

I wish someone could bring me more chocolate. Too lazy to go to the store. B)

Granted, but the person ate all the chocolate and still makes you pay them for wasting their sweetass time.

I wish my mum would hurry up and go to my Grandma's already. >:I

Granted, but your Grandma moved to the Amazon Rainforest so she might be a while.

I wish I lived in Washington again.

Granted, but a tornado wrecks everything and you have to move again

I wish my best friend would come back to my school.

I know, right? I had a French competition today and I had to write about an actor/actress. I wrote about the whole Merlin cast XD

/off

Granted, but he/she ignores you.

I wish it was bedtime already.

Granted, but there's so much noise you can't sleep anyway.

I wish I could magic some groceries here.

Granted, but they will be groceries from Antarctica.

I wish YouTube got rid of AudioSwap.

Granted because they took Youtube off the net.

I wish my sister wouldn't name my nephew what she's gonna name him.

Granted, but she names him Oberon instead. Yeah, my second cousin is named Oberon. That poor boy >.<

I wish it was lunch time already.