Granted, but then you have no food to eat for lunch.

I wish I'd written my essay.

Cheers for reviving games!

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Granted, but you get a G- on it

I wish there were more episodes of FlashForward available.

Granted, but the TV will break as soon as you start to watch

I wish that I didn't have to go for a walk >_<

Granted, I kicked both your legs in so now you can just use a wheelchair!

I wish that my Macbook Air was ten times faster than it is right now . . .

Granted but you spill coffee all over it and it's destroyed.

I wish I didn't have to dry my hair.

Granted, but then you will die by a pneumonia

I wish life would be easier

granted, but then you will die of boredrum.

I wish I was vulcan. (if you don't understand, use "i wish I had pointy ears". And no, I don't actually wish I was vulcan.)

Yes, but they're made of sugar so you suddenly melt in the rain!

I wish my headphones wouldn't make my ears feel like they're being compressed against my skull!

Granted, but then they will break two minutes later


I wish I could cut my hair (everybody loves my hair and don't let me cut it -,-)

Granted, but it looks horrible and you're shunned from society, forced to live in a cave in the Himalayas, surviving off dead rats and snow that is suspiciously yellow. SHUN THE NONBELIEVER!

I wish I was working on my puzzle.

^

Granted, but your head will exploits as soon as you sit in front of it

I wish I could get a 10 is science

Granted, but you read it upside-down: you got a 0.1!!!

I wish Movie Maker didn't have a sh*tty reputation for making bad-quality movies. I find it quite useful and if you know how to work it, cool!

granted, but it's reputation becomes so great that a whole religion is formed around it amd then the followers take over the world and force everyone else off the planet.

I wish it was lunchtime.

Granted, but there is no food, I ate it.

I wish my mum lets me wear my corset

darn you!

granted, but then it catches on fire and burns to an ember.

i wish my shower worked.

Granted, but it will flood your house when you turn it on and you won't be able to turn it back off.

I wish my friend is still honestly a good friend to me. (Can't wait to find out how this one is failed...)

granted, but then you discover she/he is actually an android from the planet Zinon and has come to destroy the world

I wish I had a piano

Granted, but your hands will become like a dog paw and you won't be able to play the piano.

I wish I wasn't confused.

Granted, but you lose your memory forever.

I wish the weather wasn't this awful.

Granted, but then the sun shines so brightly it burns the world to a crisp. (Gee, I seem to be in some sort of destroying-the-world funk here...)

I wish I had a more creative wish...

Yes, but your wish is to destroy TSR and we all have to deal with burning corpses and a marshmallow shortage over here.

I wish that The Sims 2 had The Sims 2: Live Mode or something online like that.

Granted but it causes a massive computer crash.

I wish I had a really good singing voice.

Granted, but every time you try to sing for other people or for a recorder or when someone is within earshot you will lose your voice

I wish I had a pony

Granted, but it has only three legs and can't walk.

I wish Toki Wartooth was real.