Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish I had some good lolita clothes to wear right now.

Granted, but they disintergrate if they see sunlight.

I wish my freaking brother would get up so I can go to work!

I don't go outside much anyway haha

Granted, but when you get to work you'll be fired, and your brother will fall back asleep.

^I know, evil aren't I? actually,I'd feel bad if that really happened.

I wish my house was bigger.

Granted, but it's so big that it takes you all day to clean it.

I wish that EAxis' software wasn't so full of bugs.

Granted but you will suffer from Goopy Gilscarbo for all eternity! (Ok, maybe not eternity...summer perhaps?)

I wish I had a puppy.

Granted, but the vet bills cost so much you go bankrupt.

I wish Haribos were vegetarian so I could eat them.

Yes, but then plants will turn into carnivores and eat you from the inside. (:<

I'm evil. No need to tell me.

I wish that all these bites on my arm would heal . . .

They will but you will turn into a were-kitten at night :P

I wish I could eat pizza right now.

Granted, but it's poisoned pizza!

I wish that someone would make the school desk I want for the sims 2 . . .

Granted but when you install it your game will explode

I wish I could go back to sleep right now

Granted but you will have nightmares.

I wish the weather was colder.

Granted but it'll be a thousand year Ice Age

I wish my laptop wasn't broken.

Granted, but all of your applications will have vanished

I wish My printer was working

Granted but the paper gets jammed and you have an extremely difficult time trying to fix it.

I wish my hair was naturally this color =/

Granted, but you go bald within one year.

I wish I was eating right now.

*revives* I like this thread.

Granted, but you would be eating your least favorite food.

I wish I could take days off from school whenever I like.

Granted, but you with have to pay for them during your summer.

I wish there weren't any commercials, unless they were for movies.

Granted, but you have to stay home on all of those days.

I wish I didn't have bills...

Granted, but you go on a shopping spree and spend all of your money.

I wish I could go on a long holiday somewhere hot.

granted, but you'll end up on the sun.

I wish I was a witch and got accepted to hogwarts.

*reviving the thread=it's funny!*

^Granted,but you get into Slytherin.

I wish for people to stop telling eachother how bread makes you fat(it's not the bread that makes you fat,it's the food you PUT on the bread! So uneducated =_= )

Granted, but then bread starts making you fat.

I wish I didn't feel like crying.

Granted, but then you just feel like dieing

I wish I wasn't so hungry

Granted, but you will be hungry again in 10 seconds flat

I wish I can fly to Mars