Granted, but on your way to Earth you get lost in the space.

I wish I know how to make pain dissappear.

granted, but you do that by breaking your spinal cord thus ending all communication with your lower body

I wish the weekend would last forever

Granted, but you'll never enjoy it.

I wish my camera works.

granted but all the pictures will look bad

I wish I could get straight as in all my classes

granted, but you will never get a good job anyway.

I wish I had toast on a plate with no imperfections.

Granted,but as soon you are about to eat it,you accidentally drop it on the floor.

I wish I'm not that lazy sometimes...

Granted, but all the rest of the time you're too lazy to even get out of bed

I wish I was actually good at volleyball

Granted,but the ball will always hit you in the head at the beginning of the game.

I wish I were the Vocaloid,Kagamine Rin.
(^If you don't know what that is,please look it up.)

Granted, but no one knows who you are.

I wish I can ride a narwhal.

Granted but you fall off and drown.
I wish my dad would let me watch South Park.

Granted, but you see something go innapropriate your eyes fall out! mwahahahahahahhaaaa!

I wish Bratz dolls were extremely expensive and my sister couldnt afford them

Granted but she will find a hidden collection in the attic and bug you with them.
I wish I wouldn't just have an hour per day to go on the computer.

Granted, but you only get an hour and a minute per day on the computer.
I wish it would rain. Like, for a week.

granted, but your house will flood and your town will drown

I wish Bruno Mars kissed me and liked it!

Granted,but he will cheat on you.
I wish I was 16.

Granted, but you have to go to school and deal with all the drama

I wish I was immortal -not a vampire, werewolf, or anything.

Granted but all of your friends will die and you will be alone.
I wish there was more fantasy stuff for the sims 3.

granted, but you download so much, your computer explodes

I wish my tongue didn't hurt

Granted, but then you'll bite on your tounge when eating your next meal.

i wish i could have some eggs bendict right now, my fave breakfeast!

granted, but its made of unicorn eggs XD

I wish I had ramen now :P

Granted,but you will spill it all over the floor.
I wish Kagamine Len wouldn't die so much.

granted, but the world explodes, so everyone dies.

I wish I wasn't 20% cooler than everyone :D

Granted, but now everyone's 500% cooler than you and they shun you.

I wish I wasn't sick

Granted, but then everyone around you get sick, which leads that ou get sick later again.

I wish I have true friends.

Granted, but they die.

I wish I could have more birthday cake...