Granted, but you become a tribute and die on the first day.

I wish that I could... meet my favorite fictional character!

You do but he kills you.
I wish I could be a great singer.

Granted, but you become mute.


I wish that I could....Marry my favorite actor..

Granted, but you get a divorce.

I wish I could turn into a cartoon character.

Granted, but you are abondonded and die.

I wish that santa was a pimp.

Granted, but instead of Santa, it's the Easter Bunny.

I wish I had a last name that you could actually pronunce.

Granted, but no one else but me can pronounce it

I wish that my phone was boss.

Granted. Your boss for your work is a phone. (Well, that's what it sounded like.)

I wish I was smart.

Granted, but people laugh at you for being so smart and don't even listen. (Not even the smartest people on earth!)
I wish that my friend wasn't so stuck-up.

Granted, but now YOU'RE stuck-up.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you hit a mountin and die!

I wish I was a bunny

Granted, but you're the arch enemy of the Easter Bunny.

I wish I was a flying red-nosed raindeer.

Granted, but....the red is blood?

I wish that PSP stood for Play Station Portable.

Granted, but then they change it to Play Station Potty (AKA a portable game that you flush down the toliet and then you explode and die)

I wish they wouldn't call it Play Station Potty.

Granted, but they call it a Play Station Officeal

I wish I was 16

Granted but everyone acts like you're so much younger.
I wish I had more money.

Granted, but...its in pennies..
I wish...that I could be my age forever (13)

Granted but you are also immortal and you watch everyone die around you.
I wish that I had a million dollars that was in 100 dollar bills, was fireproof and waterproof.

Granted, but..someone eats it..

I wish...I had a twitter.

Granted but you forget your password and never remember it.
I wish that I didn't have to go to school but could get better jobs than people that went to school.

Granted, but all of the better jobs aren't available.

I wish I was twelve.

Granted, but you discover than being 12 is no greater than (and, assuming this is your age) being 11.

I wish I was as funny as Louis C.K.

Granted, but no one finds you funny.

I wish my tripods weren't broke..

Granted. Instead of your tripods your iPods are broken.

I wish my iPad wasn't broken.

Granted but you get shocked and die.
I wish that I had a chance to recreate my life.