You two are the strangest sims I had... WHAT are you DOING?! Stop kissing, hugging and serenading each other autonomously in the backyard, your child is STARVING!

Meanwhile, in another game session:

How... how did she died... she CHOKED? Are you serious?!... NO, no, no... you have to have babies... you are not yet done.
*me not saving and restarting from my last save*
*she gives birth to twins*...
*she dies choking again*

Fuuuuu... Now my simself is single dad to TWO childs!!!... Well, game, you gave me an interesting story to work with...

The choking means she was sick.

"I made this place too small."
"No, you're not taking care of him, she's taking care of him. You go do this other thing."
"Wait, what? When did you meet her? No wonder you're not interested in that cashier! Good for you!"

She was perfectly healthy, and she choked after eating... both times.

Do you have an unpatched base game?
Might've been the Sudden Death Syndrome bug.

"Don't throw up,Don't throw up, Don't throw up... ", when a sim plays with a baby

"And what is THAT a euphemism for?" Sim dirty jokes are strange, man.

Elephant! Handcuffs! Tee hee! Naughty!!
??

"Yay, you finally grew into your incredibly flat nose!...kinda!" (Had a sim who was somehow born with a completely flat face despite having one normal parent and one big-nosed parent *shrug*. Took him to adulthood to actually have a non-flat face from side view)

"Aaww. Well, I GUESS you're kinda ugly. " From an uglacy where the 1st gen in-born children ended up okay looking, despite me going all-out with their parent's faces. I was looking for game-warping ugly dammnit!

"Okay, let's see how many smiteings it'll take to kill you...wow, only one!"

"Hold on, mom. I need to download a decorative cow really quickly."

"No, you don't need to go and look at it, it's just a fridge. It's identical to the old fridge, except it's got food in it. And the next one will look exactly the same as well, once you gannets have emptied the latest one."

I refuse to play tag with delivery drivers.

You want a piano? Where do you think I must put that????

What if the burglar comes?
And bam... guess what happened a few seconds later?

"You can't make out with her! She's your great grandma!" Sometimes I wish the game would recognize older generations.

Don't be silly, you can't marry Don! That's not what he's for.

"You want a piano? Where do you think I must put that????"

I once said something like: 'A piano? Yeah, right. You live in a bedsit, so unless you're planning to sleep on the floor ...'.

Dream date, yes - and now she brought you a damn karaoke thing and you are afraid of singing karaoke...

So just sell the thing.

"Junior, that is hands-down the worst idea you've ever had. NO!" (Flirt with Goldie - a Junior who's married to Goldie's beloved big sister Candy.)

I'm only going to play for one more day and then off to bed. ...how is it 2 AM? (last night)

Bubbs I'm with you on that one.


1. "Why isn't the arch working?" as I was trying to get Aube and Katia married. "Ok it's invisible but it should work on community lot. It did when Brianna and Andrea get married."

Check the relationship and notice that they weren't engaged. *Headdesk*

2. "Hum. That lot needs decorating".
Watching LP like JessaChannel doesn't help but I'd rather play the game than decorate or build.

To the dad:
Get your little behind behind the register! Just because you've finally paid off your mortgage doesn't mean you can slack off at work! ... What are you doing?! No. No I thought I told you to RING UP CUSTOMERS!
Stop looking out the window... There's three people in line already!
What is out there that's so interesting?
Don't make me take that window away!
Do you WANT to lose your store and house and sleep in a ditch? I'll even let you keep that @&#$*& window!

To the younger son:
DON'T you whine and shrug at me! I was sending her home when you kissed her. So suck it up and ask her on a date.
I know, I know. You hate flirting/hugging/kissing/being nice in general/playing/giving back rubs. Do it anyway.
I know you're tired but one more want will make this a dream date. NO! No sleeping yet!

To the older son's date:
Why'd you leave a piano? Oh well. Thanks for the windows! ... Wait, was it rude to sell it before she's even left the lot? Oops.
Why did I spend all that money on windows when you guys have nothing inside your house?
Oh! Sweet! A telescope! Now Daisy doesn't have to read the weather forecast five times to get her science enthusiasm up!

Played with my Romance sims couple : Megan was the former streaker and Sylvio, born in game sim. Megan just gave birth to their second child.

@Megan: "oh, you'd rather stay naked to potty train your daughter?". In fact, she spend most of her time naked.
@Sylvio: "oh, you'd rather garden in your underwear?". In fact, he spent most of his free time in his underwear.

Ok, I like them to pieces, both are outgoing but still.

They sound like a perfect match. XD

Indeed, they are. They behave better than my Family sims couple.

"No! You silly buttface! The kid is sleeping, B]why[/B] are you waking him up only to read to him?!"
"Food is on the table! why are you cooking?!"
"Jfeijhedfijnedenkjwednkjdsd"
"That doesn't look very comfortable" (sim electrocuted to death from attempting to repair Mr.Humble computer)
"Well, damn. I did it agian" (a forgotten sim in the household found dead)

Clearly I have a problem with keeping adults alive

"WHY Won't you get pregnant already?! It's been SEVEN times, you've been woohooing ALL DAY!"
Looked and both Sims pregnancy odds on ACR was 56% so I upped it and finally! Lol!

"STOP DRINKING OUT OF THE BOTTLE DAMN IT! YOU TOOK LIKE 20 GULPS ALREADY! IF THIS WERE THE REAL WORLD, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN WASTED ALREADY? Did you hear me woman? W-A-S-T-E-D!"