From all these posts, ACR seems like a fun one.

Let's see, I try to refrain from using anything non-PG out of my own preference, so basically it is just "WHAT? REALLY?"
"Go eat your pop tart, I don't care if you want toaster streudel!"
"STOP TALKING AND EAT!"
"Do you REALLY need to go play SSX3?"
"Don't you shrug at the new decoration I bought you! You wanted it!"
"Put some clothes on in that hot tub!"
"GET THE FOOD!" when it's left in the oven
"Stupid dormie! DO YOUR ASSIGNMENTS SOMEWHERE ELSE!"
"Put the bills down and go to work!"
"Yes, because that makes sense..."
"You will eat it and like it!"
"WHY?"

Its all in the matter of how you have it set up. I have mine set up so I don't have too many opps babies, that is one of the reasons why I appreciate the birth control settings in ACR 2.0. I occasionally get oppsed with twins, but it doesn't bug me enough to use "morning after pill" option. I also have it set up to disable cheating, while I don't mind my married sims being all over their spouse, I really don't want them all over other sims that aren't their spouse.


Back on Topic:

"Seriously, get off the computer and pee/eat/sleep."

*Uncontrollable laughter* "What the hell are you wearing?" (Said at some of the ridiculous clothes they transition into.)

"Stop crying ya dam baby!"
"Come on stop having a baby girl/boy for pete sake!.."
"Well if ya don't have a girl, that's whatcha get for havin a boy."
"What the hell!?"

Load up dammit - usually when I am going someplace.
What in hell are you doing? - Too many times to count.
Really? Really? Really? - a glitch in the game that makes me either force quit or have to use a cheat.
Why are you cooking? - Most of my sims have butler's that cook and they will autonomously go to the fridge to make a meal.
Shut up already, why are you talking to him/her? - again too many times.

Each of these outbursts gets really strange reactions/responses from my girlfriend in the other room.....

Yes, that's appropriate. Congratulate your best friend for getting pregnant by a married man.
Your son is late for school, stop playing red hands.
Why isn't the mod I downloaded three years ago working. It's been working for years!
When I start screaming internally, it's time to stop playing for a day or a month.
hot pink sleeveless top with army cargo pants, seriously? - edit. Someone from youtube wore exactly that outfit! BWAHAHAHA.

Who designed these clothes!?

-Why is Kjell Cotte ( do not remember his englich namne, but hi has red shorts and a ugly nose) ogeling my littel girl? GO AWAY YOU PERV!

"the baby dosnt, NEED, a bath..." *violently mashes icon to cancel* "...but, YOU, need to cook dinner!..."

"ooofff course -_-" Normally when I direct my sim who is incredibly stinky or about to pee their pants to the bathroom, then a guest decides they need OT do that too. At that exact moment. Ive taken to locking a bathroom door for household only now. Im sick of it. You should have went on your way out of work. Maybe my sims toilet was broken. Or they were remodeling the bathroom. How do you know? Bitch.

"UGH. FINE. Whatever I dont care anymore" *stop playing and lets them do whatever they want because im sick of their foolishness*

"stop; FUCKING RAKING LEAVES. YOU HAVE A GARDNER FOR A REASON GO INSIDE."

"Dont let the nanny pick on you! tell her to gtfo." *nanny continues to pick on my sim ect ect* "OOHH MY GOD" *fires nanny* SHELL BE A STAY ST HOME MOM W/E I DONT CARE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW."

*Only my toddler and nanny are home; nanny proceeds to get 6 bottles consecutively for the toddler* "OH MY GOD CORRINE, HES NOT HUNGRY HE HAD THE FIRST 3 YOU GAVE HIM, STOP WASTING MY SUPPLIES AND DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE! Make some pasta for when everyone comes- PUT THE DAMN BOTTLE DOOOWWNNNNN UGHHH"

"Gotta get the kids in bed before the parents come home or-" *that happens, kid drops all ques, and rockets outside to hug parent* "UUGGH DAMN IT" That is so annoying I cant handle it.

"Why do you keep bringing him home? Every single day for the past 2 weeks; im so sick of seeing him. You need to make more friends at work dude." *immediately tells guest to leave* "I wish this was the sims 3, so I could choose to have you 'meet coworkers'"

"You have been clogging up your want panel for the past week to buy the damn stove, so DONT COMPLAIN NOW THAT I GAVE IT TO YOU. Just as easily as I gave it, I can TAKE IT AWAY. DONT TRY ME."

What flies out of my mouth is NOT PG13...

Most common with me-
"WHAT did I tell you to do???" This being after all the actions I've queued up have dropped one by one.

"You do this, and you do...oh. You're already doing that. That's cool."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T KILL TUTORIAL JOE!!!11!?!?!"

"I don't care that you just got a memory"
"Did I ASK you to do that?"
"I'M NOT GETTING YOU A HIGHCHAIR"
"No stop bonding your son is stupid anyway"
"What the crap? Why are you black with blonde hair?"
"Crap. He's/She's married."
*sim ages up* "..... Yeah, change appearance NOW."
"YOU AREN'T TAKING A CLASS IN THAT SKILL"
"Put your stupid baby down."
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Why are so many people down on parent-child bonding? I'm continually going "Awwww..."

I do tend to get a little tense at parties:
"No, you're not going to smustle, go schmooze your future mother-in-law."
"Don't waste your time on the llama mascot!"
"Y'know, if you didn't smustle so much you wouldn't want to shower in the middle of the party."
"No, you're not doing group research; I need you to break up that smustle."

Another favorite is, "What the HELL is the problem THIS time????"
I often praise sims aloud when they do something right for once, saying "Good girl," or "good boy".

Oh, and I have: "That is not yoga!" on heavy rotation. Yoga is the single most likely action to drop out of a queue, even for my fitness nuts who always fist-pump when told to do it.

Not to mention, when I take my teen sims out to a community lot to find a boyfriend/girlfriend: "WHERE THE PLUMBBOB ARE ALL THE TEENS? DO NO TEENS COME HERE AT ALL? Go greet her. DAMMIT SHE'S TALLER THAN HIM TOO! WHERE! ARE! THE! TEEEEEEEEENS????"

Now that I've been playing Sims 2 again, I find myself saying this one alot:

"Get away from the (censored) instruments". I swear my Sims want to spent every single minute on the bass/guitar/piano. The no autonomous instruments mod I installed didn't work and they are constantly on them.

the one thing I said in a very colorful way to one of my sim kids (playful active type)

stop (censored) playing with that dog the bus is here, (30 minutes later) I (censored) told you to get on the bus you (censored),
*see bus leaving and child still playing with dog*
it is 9:30 why the hell are you still here go walking to school and don't come back before you had 8 hours there stupid
*sim-clock hit 15:00 bus comes back her sisters get out,she doesn't*
guess the principal agreed with me, she has detention time

There's only really one thing I say to myself now.

"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY."

*headdesks*

"Oh my freaking God, the poor just get poorer." -In response to my dirt-poor, unmarried Sim accidentally getting pregnant and getting robbed in the same night.
"STOP PUTTING YOUR HOMEWORK ON THE DAMN FLOOR" -all the freaking time
"No you will have two loves at once. I am not putting your relationship in danger." -to one of the Legacy husbands
"Good LORD stop ringing" -to the phone that rings ALL THE TIME
"No reflections... FRICK I forgot to run it with the good processor again." -Woes of having two graphics processors
"OH SON OF A-" -Starting the game and leaving it to load while I make some tea, but forgetting to click "Play"
"No, you can't date him, he's Asian." -Accidentally racist response to my redhead Sim flirting with someone from her school. I wanted the family to date exclusively other redheads.
(I know there are fixes for three of these)

I really do love ACR, but I don't like that my teens get involved. This was from today:

"Wait, where is she? You're having sex, aren't you?" (I find my sim with her stepbrother relaxing naked on a bed upstairs.) "NO, you are NOT having sex with your stepbrother. Go do something else! Don't you have homework to do? Go do your homework. And you, you have school in the morning. Go to bed and leave your stepsister alone."

My normal ones that my boyfriend usually hears me yelling at the sims:

- "Oh darn it, I accidentally tried for a baby again." (Seriously, my hand just flies in that direction all the time).
- "LET ME MAKE OUT WITH YOU!"
- "Stupid cow broke up my engagement again. He/She didn't want to kiss him!"
- "Oh. Dad started a fire in the kitchen again. Only three people died this time".
- "Guhh, I hate having to dig under the snow to find my kid's homework!" (For those days I forget to give them a desk).
- "Time to throw the baby!" (My normal comment when there is a baby/toddler birthday)

or one I had lately: "Oh shoot.. that was her twin sister".

Oh, and another one I had lately: "Boy, she really enjoys tent sex" after she rolled the want 10 times in a row. (That's some good stamina too for an elderly woman on her last day on earth. Died fulfilled though from it all).

Said to my son: "Time for baby birthday!"

He loves watching babies age up to toddlers. If it's twins I say, "Double baby birthday!"

I do this all the time! Teens just never go out these days, I guess that counts for Sims too lol.

I tend to insult my sims a lot. For example if a baby comes out ugly. "Oh $#!@ you're ugly. Your parents are beautiful. WHY."

I also cuss a lot when playing. It just comes out without warning.

And I always go, "Okay you're gonna take a shower, then eat, then pee, and then sleep," and just list their actions aloud.

It's funny because I won't realize how much I talk to my sims until someone points it out.

A lot of my dialogue is thought out but I liek to think I'm speaking telepathically to the game but sometimes i actually yell out stuff...

*random townie goes to greet Sim I'm playing or greet a custom Sim I made* "No, f*** you, go make friends with someone else!!"
*Sim I'm playing or NCP Sim dances like crap (when their dance skill is at 0)* "You suck, get off the dance floor!!"
*NCP Sim gets into a fight with one of my created Sims as I'm playing another Sim* "Oh no they di'nt. You get your a** kicked!"
*Sim makes grossed out face after changing hairstyle/color/makeup/glasses* "Live with it, it makes you look better than a townie."
*Sim sleeps in another Sim's bed* "Get the F*** out of their bed, SLEEP IN THE BED I BOUGHT YOU THAT YOU WHINED FOR!!!"
*Sim in college finishes homework* "That's one assignment, now go study mechanical."
*Sim turns on TV to watch the cooking channel, gets the skill bar almost up, then turns TV off* "WHAT??? NO, YOU STUDY COOKING YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SIM!!!"

"Come on, get abducted by aliens already!" Said to a knowledge sim who I wanted to be abducted ever-so-badly.

"Stop photobombing!"

Honestly, you pause the game, you put the walls up, you twist and you turn and you find the only angle and distance in the restaurant that will give you an intelligible picture of the upcoming highlight of the date...and as soon as you take it off pause the townie strolls straight into the shot and blocks the camera.

"Why do you keep rolling the want for WooHoo in Bed? You just did it with your spouse, what, twice already today! Aren't you satisfied?"

I think the answer to that one is obvious, Ms. Spears! If s/he can get the spouse going for a third go-round, roll with it, I say!

I think "Get in the car!" at Sim children all time, since they have to stand there and wave goodbye once their parent is in the car, instead of just getting into the passenger seat so the family can go.

I've had sims boink several times in the span of one date, because they rolled the want that many times. Sims have way too much stamina for their own good, considering how stupid they are.

It's just that I'll get a husband and wife in bed, they WooHoo, and IMMEDIATELY roll the want again.

And these were Knowledge Sims.

I guess they need to examine things closely and study even the smallest details of sim-wohoo to be true to their aspiration? :D

It doesn't matter what their aspiration is, if they're truly in love. Especially if it's springtime.

Yeah, Knowledge Sims are all about experiencing things....

*about to order a sim around*
*see them relaxing with lover*

"Okay, we can do that LATER. God."

"Stop that!"

Oddly enough, I don't say this to sims nearly as often as I do to the hand tool. It's always picking up something adjacent to what I'm aiming at.

My mouse fu sucks.

"Go home, Pepe LePew." <-- Said whenever Verity goes on gigantic heartfart bonanzas towards any guy with a mohawk, especially Nervous Subject. I think she writes dirty fanfics about the Life Rider gang from A-maze-ing Matey.


"Oh god...Difficult! What are you DOING?!" <-- Difficult Subject lives up to her name on a regular basis. She bathes in the front yard, gets in belching contests with the cow mascots, gangfarts the populace with her daddy, and so much more. I've found that it's a good idea to keep an eye on her. She keeps me laughing.


"It's FIGHT PICKIN' TIME!" <-- Nervous Subject is great at picking fights, especially when he's a walk-on at community lots. He's calmed down a lot since I first started playing, but FIGHT PICKIN' TIME still occurs.


"Oh that's classy with a k." <-- My game's romance sims -- especially Gunnar Roque and Jessie Pilferson -- are always well-behaved in public and never, EVER do things that cause everyone around them to look embarrassed. Repeatedly.

'You're complaining that you can't get out of that corner because of the coffee table - but how did you get in there in the first place??'

I've had a few from just today, opening up a game I haven't touched in THREE YEARS.

"Who . . . what . . . what?! OH. Oh, okay. But why . . . ?"

"No Sim Blender, no Freezer Clock, no Weather Controller Vase. Welp, I'm fucked."

"I guess I have to go to the neighbourhood if I want the bloody hip hop music to show up now, yes? Great."

"Why aren't you taking his last name?! What? Are you glitched?" *checks sim panel* "DEAR LORD YOU'RE MARRIED! WHY DOESN'T IT SHOW UP! inSIM time . . ."

"Flirting with a townie instead of going to class? If it was your Professor you might have been able to score more points. But nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! You just missed class! GO YOU!" *Literally claps*

"Uh, why are you eating when your not hungry? Is there not anything better to do then stuff your face?! When you get fat, do not blame me!"

"Why are you constantly staring at me?! You know what you need to do!"

"Exactly why are you greeting everyone in town, is it not bad enough that your phone never stops ringing, and I have to hear it?!"

"Go spangdo" (Yeah do not ask why I randomly speak in Simenese. Its only when they watch the Cooking Channel)

"Congratulations! You got fired from work, but guess what you brought a friend home from work! All isn't at a lost. Then again your wife is just inside, and the friend is your lover. Woot woot."

"What the hell?! Your flirting with your sister's girlfriend. Yay! You just can't find your own, can you? No, because now you are kissing her. Go you."



I've done that as well. And it took foreva! And the Sim I wanted to get abducted didn't, their daughter did -.-"

Levera: I read all of those in GLaDOS's voice. They all sound like things she would say. Made it all the more entertaining.

I do not wish to be rude here. But I do not know who or what that is. So, I apologize for sounding like someone or something, I'm not. I honestly do say those things. But yeah.

"Dammit, y'all! Get out of the bathroom so the pregnant lady can pee! What are you even doing down here? There's an identical bathroom upstairs!" Okay, not quite identical - the one trying to unnecessarily bathe the toddler couldn't have done that in the shower. Still, same sink, same toilet - I made sure of that when I installed, precisely so this wouldn't happen.

Defensiveness and apologies are completely unnecessary here. Believe it or not, it really is okay not to understand a given reference. A simple "Who's GLaDos?" would suffice.

GLadDos is a deliciously evil computer personality from the video games Portal and Portal 2. Portal is also the source of the statement, "The cake is a lie!", which you may have also seen.

Random GLaDos quotes, for your enjoyment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11eKHYsRIzU

Oh, and the song at the end of Portal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
I had this memorized, at one time.

... and google is your friend.

I've never played those two games, so I would haven't know. And I did look at Google, this morning before getting on. And I feel stupid...Thank you, Darby for letting me know what it was. Sorry for getting defensive.

Well if they're annoying me, they sometimes get "B***h! Do what you're told!" or "Walk round it, FOR F***'S SAKE!"

Or quite often "Get out of the coffin NOW! My vampire's going to die because of you!" (in my 4 vamp, 2 human house where I can't lock the door to the crypt)

Sometimes "Congratulations for what exactly?"

"Where's the homework?..................Maybe he hasn't got any...........of course he must have.............not upstairs either............erm..............FFS............oh there it is, God! I need a drink now!"

Sometimes I even find myself repeating "Ah. Magwuffer." or some other nonsense phrase!

Just yesterday it was, "Gogogogogo! Answer it before your sister...geeyaah....no....aw great. Yeah, it's your fault. Why were you being so slow? Aughhhhh........Now it's gonna take fore-Really? THAT was the call? She's at work! Now it's gonna take forever to get them back to sleep. Come on, get up so I can put you back to bed. Arghhh! Why do you have to make the bed? Grrr! Stupid sister! There, now GO to SLEEP!"
This being when two sisters were sleeping in a room with a phone. The first sister was asleep and the second was just getting into bed as the phone rang. Of course, the first had to take forever to get up and answer the dang call (which was for their other sister, at work at the time) and the phone woke the second sister, who I had hoped I could get to sleep in one try for once.

Yesterday I have no clue what I was thinking but these came out:

"Awww she is so adorable! But I always heard that girls potty train faster than boys. WHAT IS TAKING YOU SO LONG ERICKO!?"

"Why does that soup look black, Mika?" *Looks at her memories* "Oh wow, you burnt soup, hmmm, never thought a Sim like YOU could burn soup. Then you served it to your SICK sister. GO YOU!"

"Dina...Dina...DINA! Stop dancing! Just freaking great...NINA NINA stop arguing with your sister! I am two seconds from putting you two in time out! That's it! I now control your fate." *Clicks free will off then laughs evilly*

*Waves randomly at Don* "Don, I thought you and I would spend some quality time and look through a telescope. No, not during the day. But at night. What is that look for?! You will learn to love it! Don...Don..Don't you walk away from me. What is with you people and stereos?! And dancing like morons!? UGH just look through the damn telescope!"

"Why are you all freaking out?" *Sims are still in the kitchen with now rotting food* "Was it that hard to just walk out? Ugh here." *Makes them all run out of the kitchen* "There ya go, now was that so hard?"

"You're not going to make that bed! Not before you put that bowl in the dishwasher!"

A few gems that came out today:
"You are the designated babysitter. Do you know what that means? That means you are gonna be the one to watch the kids when no one else is home. Because you don't have a job. And why am I talking. To a sim?"
"No she is not in your way. Do what I told you to do. Feed the child. The child needs feeding."
(talking slowly, over-enunciating) "Very good. You have mastered basic parenting. Do I have to talk like this. You are not mentally retarded."
"Go, go, invite Katie over for a happy day of fairy sugar plums."
"Issa Katie Katie Katie Katie Katie everything's about Kay-tayee!"
"Whee! Want rolling!"

"Stop it, dumb-ass!"

You know that moment (especially when playing larger families) where things just get too chaotic? It happens to me quite a bit and there literally is nothing to say, so I just slap my forehead and sigh. Usually that follows by exiting the game, lol.

Same here. Except it usually follows with "maxMotives", lol.

(Should I start a new thread instead?)

Popped into my head during review of wants and fears .. fear of kitchen fire. "Use healthy sims as candles. They burn slower" .. How long does it take a maxmotive sim to burn in a home fire? hours?

"The carpool and taxis work just fine and there's nowhere to put a driveway, all of you STOP WANTING A CAR!"
"Stop lounging and eat something!"
"Why are you walking all the way around the house when you could just go straight through the front door?"
"There are three other toilets you can use, don't make me tell you to use them."
"Stop wasting time telling me how tired you are and go to bed already!"
"NO I DIDN'T MEAN TO CLICK THAT! CANCEL CANCEL CAN-....too late."
"Stop sponge bathing when you have company. What happened to the prudes who can't use the toilet when someone's in the shower?"
"Quit picking fights with people on the Athletic track."
"You're the only one awake, just make a serving for yourself!"
"A smustle session in the bathroom, really?"

"He has to go to the bathroom, so get out. Get out. Leave! What are you doing! He needs to pee! Quit being all grossed out and leave the stupid bathroom!"
"Umm, you just painted the same crappy picture 5 minutes ago. And it is just as bad as before!"

Why are you making out with your neighbor Joe? .. Oh , one kiss when you were 15 and so was he, now you're making out with a married man? ... stupid sim. But that makes my game fun, so thanks.

"Stop waving at me!!"

"Why did you put the baby on the floor when there is a crib, bouncy seat, playpen and swing surrounding you?"

*Clicks 'play on playground* Child plays in tub *clicks play on playground* Child gets toy from toy box *FINE* leaves child alone and then watches him get up and go play on the playground.* (( I was so damn mad! LOL ))

To John Burb - "Why is it that you only want to use the computer when someone else is using it?!" I guess this is what happens when you let your sims buy new video games. They notice the computer more.

To Amy Larson (teenage music & dance addict) - "No you're not going to play the guitar. It's time to go to school!"

To Nina Caliente - "Get off of the &%$*^#@ exercise bike, you're about to have your baby any second!" I swear she never autonomously uses that thing. I guess she really wanted to lose weight right away. She doesn't realise that once she has the baby, her body will instantly go back to the way it was before she was pregnant. If it were only that easy in real life.

You really wanna pick a fight with a werewolf? Alright, don't say I didn't tell you so.
No, you will not follow daddy! He's going to work. (Brief pause.) What did I tell you about daddy and work?
Why do you have all your kids in the kitchen? I should name them after utensils.
Don't wave at me about your toys blocking the path; you put them there! Try putting them away for once. (Pair of twins has one neat point between them. He's in great training for the werewolf he's going to be; she has no excuse.)
No, you will NOT go out and play in the puddles during a violent thunderstorm!
Quit looking out the &$)*@&# windows! I gave you those windows, and if you keep it up, I can take them away, too.

What I say...
 

'For Gods sake just do what I want you to'

'Why is this child getting in his/her mom and dads bed'

'Do you really need to wee yourself'

'You cant have another baby yet, you hardly finished getting out the last one'

"If your so desperate for the toilet go! For gods sake What are you doing you can finish the stupid painting later!"

"Yay She's pregnant! Damn Who's the dad?"

"That is not your bed." (Pause) "That is not your bed, either. You wanna go for three?"

What comes up a lot in my large households is, "What are you still doing here? Didn't I send you to work three hours ago?"

It's very easy for a sims queue to get stomped because someone blocked their way out the door!

My sims own their own business. It's a home business, so I often find myself saying "WTF are these random people doing in my sims house?", because there is no way for the game to distinguish between the unattached business and the house.

"Flush the frickin' toilet! You used to flush it every time. Why stop now?!"

''What an idiot!!! '' In every bad case .
Where did you put your homework??
Why did you miss the school bus you dork do I always have to follow you??
Y U NO get pregnant I don't want to repeat this ah come on!
Well you leave your homework because you're bored.But do you know I get bored too,and I don't leave it!!!!!

When I was a noob:
Don't die please don't!

The best one comes from my cousin:
''Woman,till when are you going to take bath!?? ' When he clicked the button many times.

Yesterday: NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DIE, I JUST GOT YOUR DAUGHTER-IN-LAW KNOCKED UP WITH HER SIXTH KID TO COMPLETE YOUR LTW!!!
On the bright side, she died platinum anyway and her daughter-in-law is happy to be having another kid.

As your sim is aging the baby into a toddler, we have all done the "PLEASE BE CUTE" chant!!

Not so much the "please be cute" as "will you grow up already"? I don't know why, but my babies always take more than one cake to get grown up.

"Uh huh. Its pretty bad that your family and friends are more interested in playing pool then attending your wedding!"

"Well, then, stupidity strikes again!"

"How can you get stuck?! Seriously, there are other doors. UGH!"

"Great, you missed school again. Hmm, was it because you got stuck behind your sister, and yet...You never see there is another door!" Lame"

"Ew ew, no no! That is your step mom, you sicko!" -.-"

"Aww she is like pretty princess!"

"Yay! Your a child now! No more beating on the xylophone, thinking its music!"

Yeah, that's why I've taken to using the SimBlender to age them, if they don't immediately.

"For the love of God! You already have five children, do you really need another one?" A couple minutes later... "*sigh* I guess so..."
"Do what I tell you to, dang it! Do it! Do it now before I kill you and your entire family!"

"THE CHAIR IS FINE. SIT DOWN IN THE CHAIR."

Turns out the chair wasn't fine and had gotten glitched somehow. Hmph.

This was just now,

"Why the hell is a thunderstorm happening in the middle of summer?!?!?"

"You're telling me you're hungry? There's a food bowl right there, two in fact. Go eat. You're kidding me. Fine, I'll move the dang bowl to another place. NOW can you eat? Of course you can't, because you're an idiot of a dog!" *checks personality points* "You've got to be kidding me. He cannot POSSIBLY be a GENIUS. Just no." "Aaaaand now you're going to beg your owner for food. When there are two perfectly fine food bowls RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! You've eaten out of them before, what's wrong with them now?" (a few minutes later) "Oh thank the Lord!!!! You've seen the light and have decided to eat!" Sim dog logic...

? Thunderstorms are common in summer. It's all that hot humid rising air.

"Will you stop that? Nothing is blocking your way. Nothing. You're fussing about somebody who moved before you came into the room."

"Awwww baby number two is on the way!" *Sees that the there are TWO more members joining the family* "Oh dear lord, seriously?! SERIOUSLY?! Oh, just freaking dandy!"

Aye, I'm from Florida. In the summertime, you could set your watch to the thunderstorms. "Oh it's starting to rain, must be going on 4 pm..."

Today I said, "Waitaminnit--it's noon on Friday and that child is not in school! Get off that piano and WALK, missy!"

I had her walk to school. Her grade went from B+ to A- and she came home all excited over her report card.

I keep on saying "Oh no, you don't!" quite often.

Ugg my babies almost never "spin grow" on time. I use Insim to grow them up. Especially when I have multiples!! I also start and hour before time so my sim doesnt get bombarded with "spin growing" all four babies at once!

Just Recently (a few minutes ago)

"No no! That's your landlord! no not romantic hug! oh god now she's kissing him! your husband is right behind you stop!"

"Stop crying because you're tired, your next order is sleep!"

"No, stupid toddler, don't sit in the only way out of this room!"

*directs a Sim to go make a meal*

*focuses the camera on the car*

*TRIPLE SPEED*

"Geez, where are you?... Is my game slow or...?"

*...*

"I still don't get it."

"Maybe I should check up my Sim... OH YOU SON OF A [innappropriate word] ARE YOU [innappropriate word] [not really innappropriate, but an offensive word] JESUS CHRIST EVEN [not really innappropriate, but an offensive word] LIKE YOU COULDN'T MAKE A [innappropriate word] CEREAL AND THEN JUST LEAVE IT ON A [innappropriate word] COUNTER!!! ... ... ..."

*chills down*

*sees that Sim's carpool just drove off*

*checks up when last saved the game - STATUS: just this morning.*

"I'm gonna dismantle your brain little bitch."

*SHIFT CLICK Sim -> Spawn -> Tombstone of L and D*

*SHIFT CLICK Newspaper -> Carrer Rewards -> Paranormal*

*BUY MODE -> that fire machine that came with Nightlife and goes WHOOSH, WHOOSH all the time*

*spawns new adult Sim from Tombstone of L and D*

*puts the new Sim somewhere safe and whispers, "We're gonna kill him, and you're gonna help me with that. Yes, yes. Oh you're a good boy, aren't you... Espn Malachi McCall? Yes you are..."*

*turns on the WHOOSH machine*

"Come, little Sim, have a [innappropriate word] marshmallow, come here, come, come!!"

"YES!! NOW FACE THE CONCEQUENCES!!"

*has the other Sim call Fire Department*

*once the fire's out, living Sim calls Grim Reaper*

*[Simlish crap] -> $2000 -> "I must not be known for a lot of crap, Mr. Reaper, be happy you're a special character and cannot be killed."*

*laughs crazily*

"Yes. Moawn. Are you happy now because you 'accidentally' forgot to eat a freshly cooked meal? Huh? ARE YOU?!"

*directs a zombie to walk around and moawn all the time*

*suddenly, a new idea pops up; to have both of the sims die in another fire*

*fire*

*fire*

*it's still fire*

*fire's out*

*stops laughing*

*restarts the game*


"Hello, my dear Sim! "

*uses testingCheatsEnabled to drag the Hunger meter all the way to the top*

*directs Sim to go to work*


True story, bro.

~DJ.

Wouldn't it have been simpler to, I dunno, look after your sim instead of putting it on triple speed and watching a boring curb? Seems to me people are always scapegoating their innocent sims for player screwups.

"Let's see, is there anybody we care about on this lot? Nope, time to - no, wait, wait, wait, there's Ernest walking on, you want to meet Ernest!" (Or Harris, or Sage Ann, or any of my favorites; or, if the sim on the lot is a Romance or Pleasure sim cruising for dates, someone eligible walks on as I'm telling him to go.)

this child

THIS CHILD NEEDS TO BE TAUGHT TO STUDY

DON'T GIVE UP SO EASILY FOR GOD'S SAKE

STOP PLAYING THE PIANO

NO DON'T READ TO HIIM

LEARN TO STUDY
LEARN TO

LEAR

YOU'RE BOTH QUITTERS

YOU'RE BOTH QUITTERS! YOU'RE GOING NOWHERE IN LIFE. GODDAMMIT.

I also spew abuse at my sims like you would not believe. It makes me nicer to the human beings in my life though, I'm sure of it!

"No! No karaoke! You're afraid of karaoke!"

Honest to Pete, it's like there's an evil spell on the karaoke machine at the Convenient Stores.

"You know guys, it would be nice to know what major you wanted. I mean Jenna already told me what she wanted, and she wanted two. So, yeah. She is in the Art Major!!!"

"Whoa whoa! What happened to the option to influence Countessa to drink the vial. Damn damn damn!!! Where is it?! Oh wait...There it is, whew."

"Wow, Countessa, looks pretty when she isn't trying to bite necks, and has went back to being human. YAY! See, Jenna, no longer do you have to worry that Countessa is going to sneak in your bedroom. And pull a Dracula"

"OH MY GOD! Seriously?! Cow get the hell out of my house! You just guy like denied by Spencer, she doesn't want you. And I highly doubt anyone in this house wants you. Hell, their imaginary Frank don't want you! GO AWAY!"

"oh, don't go greeting that person, you'll just get into a fight."-and they do.

"Will you please for the love of god pick up all those plates so you can have a clean counter so that you can cook your supper!"

"Stop stuffing your face! You just had supper! You big fat pig!"

"Oh, for god's sake, don't flirt with your neighbor in front of your husband, all hell will break loose.." and it does.

"Will you two lovebirds stop constantly groping each other! It's disgusting!"

"Stay asleep, kid! I don't want to watch you playing with your rabbit for hours on end while everyone else is asleep!" (hits the 'everyone sleepy' button on the DMA panel)

"What - wait - why are you poking her? Which of your relatives did she sleep with? The only relatives you have left are Hawkinses, and she hasn't done any of them - she sure wishes, though - oh, right, you must've seen her and Clovis. Dude, relax, it has to have been from before they were married...unless you saw how he got that 'had an affair memory' when I didn't." (Ah, Georgette Skirt, how peaceful Drama Acres would be without her!)

Ahh a thread related too me lol

"Stupid Nanny..put the food down and feed the kid will ya"
"Stop heartfarting over another sim,your already married too a 3 bolter"
"Kennedy Cox & Joe Carr...Will you please just DIE already"<--jerks always picking fights.
"Why are you just standing there?Do something already"
Oh jerky lag,why must you forsaken me?Windows 7 doesn't like you either lol.
Why must you townies constantly walk by at the most inopportune times?Why?
Stop bringing these silly townie kids home,you have plenty of other playable friends.
No you can't be a zombie,werewolf or alien and no way on the vampire thing either..you have 5 kids too deal with(Silly Knowledge sims)
NPC Matchmaker...just go away I can do it myself thank you,and take Mrs.Crumplebottom with you
Stop greeting that person you just met like 6 times already sheesh.
this list could go on forever,but these are some of my pet peeves.

"AAAAGGGHH! No no no not the bathtub! The cake! The cake!" (Toddler birthday, 5:00 and a crowded house to cross to get to the cake I'd put in the backyard so there's be room for the whole family.)

"DAMMIT WHY ARE YOU HERE? I HAD YOUR BOYFRIEND TELL YOU TO LEAVE FIVE MINUTES AGO. I SAW YOU LEAVE. GO. HOME."



Seriously, Linda keeps coming back to the Worthington house after I tell her to gtfo. I have her leave, and she comes back five minutes later. I know Wyatt isn't booty calling her, because he has something called 'homework'.

Is it because her home life's a wreck, and the Worthingtons are so jovial 90% of the time? I don't know.

"No, you will not jump rope in the middle of the grocery store! Because you're the owner, that's why!"

"That cow mascot" or "That charlatan must die!"

So infuriating to see them ruin relationships or pickpocket people! UGH!