(Weeeeeeell, the people up there were trapped and were gonna die, sooooooooo...)

Lady: HAHAHA I HATE YOU

Man: I think the voice came from the snowflakes.

@Uri-simka picture: Arghh, that hideous carpet is making me play in minor chords!

@Astha123 picture: Geoffrey was dismayed to find that his bobble hat wouldn't fit over the large petunia that sprouted from his head.

SURPRISE! I'M STILL ALIVE!

(As a small note, the ghost is the father of the girl in the hot tub)

"I knew it!

Her pet dog poisoned meeeeeeeeeeee"

"Yeah, because this isn't awkward at all ..."

Found that I'd left my sim dog saved in a moment of impressive messiness.

'This crap I don't want, I toss that aside'

Mom: Her teeth are coming, she needs chew.

"We could make a song about pizza right now!"

Lady on the right: 'Yes! I got my money's worth.'
Guy with hairband: 'Is my girlfriend actually on the pill? Oh god, I hope so. I so don't want this to happen to me..!'

Apparently their new love relation reeks to high heaven.

"The things I have to do to keep her happy... This song SUCKS! Oh well, if she likes it..."

Couple on the left:
'Halt girl. You're not allowed to walk here, but if you go out with me I will tear up the ticket.'
Couple in the middle:
'I told you to come as Moby Dick! We discussed this. I would be captain Ahab and you would do as I said and be Moby. So..where is your outfit!'
Oldie on the right:
'Ghehgheh, sounds just as my late wife. Well, luckily I'm free as a bird now.'

(A picture I found on photobucket from one of my older hoods)

GRRRR I HATE THAT KID, AND THAT STUPID SWING!!
(By the way @mirjampenning, those two in the left are engaged, they are the same ones who appear in that picture with the hot tub and the ghost)

"I'm fairly sure this is not normal belly button lint."

Werewolf Lady: "I'm planning to scare that girl to death tonight."

And the blue guy, for some reason, reminds me of the bald narrator from "Choose Your Own Nightmare: Curse of the Mummy" and I think a few other CYON titles.

That's when she realized she could only blame herself for the llama incident at work... Self hate flooded her constantly... She often thought back to simpler times working nights at the Charlie where the only wild animals she ever encountered were the penguins... The penguins never caused trouble... Never once did they put her in an awkward position where she had to choose between morals and finances... She may just have to waltz down to the Charlie tonight and pay a visit to some old friends... Better than brooding in her own self loathing all evening...

OMG, there is plumbbob floating!

"It wasn't my fault! I just found them like this!"

UFO: "Eject! He's got holy water!"

Selena had always been a bit on the short side, but her massive head helped to make up for it.

"I shouldn't have bought the knock off brand of 'Emperor's New Clothes'."

Girl on the left: "Omg, Chrissy! Check it out! Chad must have gotten some new Emporer's Clothing!" *squeal* Girl on the right: "I know, right? Good thing he didn't get the knock off brand. Did you see that chick that did? It was so funny" Chad: "Hey girls, check out my new jump shot..." *squeals*

Ahhh young love... I hope they can last longer than I did with my wife.

"One day, my love, we will be unfrozen and be able to start our life together..."

"Of course you're winning, I can't see the damn screen!" , said Sandra. Kim smiled silently. She was really getting a knack for using her wandering eye to her advantage.

I love how I posted a pic of the same sim and in one you called her Chrissy and the other Kim. She has multiple identities! (Madeline is her in-game name though)

This is so fun lol

For blueski55's photo:
Guy to girl: "Honey, is there something about a child from a previous marriage of yours you're not telling me?"
Girl to guy: "What are you talking about? I don't have any children, and I don't know what makes you think I do."

(Same ones from my last photo. I think they're immune to cold)

"Get that freakin' telescope off my face! I'm plenty ticked off of this guy having an affair, thank you very much!"

^^ Molly was certain she couldn't be the only one to notice that the ceiling was missing.

"I think I came to the wrong convention."

"Help me, Daddy! This tree won't let go of my legs."

"I'm sorry, but the dress code is clear. Either you put something green over that, or you will have to get out".





Ok,I gotta say, that is WAY too fitting (even though the feelings were only one sided- her towards him).

Girl robot : I told you what would happen if I didn't get my cookies... Vlad! Commence the electrocution!

"This is the last time I let my toddler do my makeup."

Also, servos can electrocute you? :O

When they run amok (break), yes.
Now for the quote: "Poor guy, since he took those pills, he's never been the same. Now he thinks that lamp is a boat!"

"Help! Our plants have been eaten and our last line of defense is used up! What are we gonna do with the horde of zombies now?!"

When you ask your sim how many f@#$! they give...

"You know what they say, when everything else fails, smile".

"But...why would you want that guy with the lampshade on his head to love you? I love you..."

'He loves me, he loves me not'
'Look at me! I'm a lamp!
'Oh men, these people are good for committal at the loony bin.'



Edit: Didn't see the previous post yet when I posted and therefore commented on the picture before that.

'I give you two tumbs up. You're a fine looking woman!'
Girl on the couch: 'She's not that great looking. Rather plain if you ask me. Exaggerating is also a discipline apparently.'

You don't have to be a brain sturgeon to tell these fish puns. How orcaward is that?

Guy in nice suit: Hey you guys, I thought I hired professionals! The wedding starts in 5 minutes and you are supposed to have your cameras set up!
Guy w game: I'm about to level up, so... lol
Girl: Lol, this guy...

"Boy, tonight you gon' learn how to control people."

"It's called Acupuncture, darling. Your father is going to feel SO much better once I've got the hang of it!"

"Yes, this is the place where you sign up for the Myshuno cult. Wanna join?"

"To know the universe you must become the universe, but what am I saying my father was a fox that was very under developed"

Or how about: "I never thought I'd see the exact moment she gets laid! I must immortalize it now!"
As for your pic: "THIS IS THE LAST TIME I TRY TO BE LIKE ICARUS, I SWEAR IT"

"Okay, finish your drink and return to the matrix or whatever you come from"

"I am smelling so badly that even walls turn off."

Old guy: *speaking to no one* I've been busy all day long and I'm sleepy. What do you I mean I was sleeping?
Other guy: *speaking to no one * eeerRRRRKKKKkkkkk he's craaaazy

(The below is a picture of a family.)

"I guess muffin much is going on with that conversation."

"Why is the cat able to sleep with her, while I have to do it in this tiny pillow?"

"Mmmm... While they're eating each other imma eat their brains! >: D"

Oh no, how am I ever going to mop out that pee puddle from behind the loo?

@simsample Didn't you post that one already? It's in another page of this thread.

Ooooh, sorry- I told you I have a brain like a sieve! I changed it now, thanks @velvetina !

"Ah, wonderful, fresh raw meat. Setting my youngin's stuff on fire sets the mood pretty well!

...wait, am I supposed to speak in caveman speak?"

"I really hope she wakes up soon. I'm so hungry..."

"The guy wants to be at peace figuring out what dessert to order."

^ Secret handshake of Smelly Llama Society

"Ugh, youngins nowadays trying to seduce my grandson with handshakes... HMPH! I bet she's trying to befriend him to see into my diary!"

I don't know man, I don't know... Don't you ever feel sometimes that you're just hollow inside and you have no control over your life? Like someone else out there is choosing your destiny? Man, I don't even know how in the hell I showed up to work without my shirt!

After years of searching for the firmest hairspray, Nina felt she could finally rest.

"He has hundreds of teddy bears to craft, but will he be able to bear such a task?"

FYI, this screenshot is similar to the one I posted here recently.

After coloring, he sees it in the mirror for the first time.
- Do you call THAT blond?!
- Oh my god!
- You're too early for Christmas, mr Grinch!

"Well, the director said don't act like a honey badger, BE the honey badger. Now, here's whatcha do : show me your grrr face!!!... No, no, no... You can do better than that! I'll do it with ya, on the count of three, GRRR!!"

When you wonder if you should admit your feelings, and you receive signals from beyond telling you to go for it.

"Sir, you may not want to go there if I were you. She's already eyeing you like a hawk."

Eddie sang his heart out about the problems of being a working man in the motor city. Then he realised that he'd dropped the mic and everyone else had gone home.

Better avoid the attractive.

"This is not the regular type of pizza I'm selling here. Are you sure you still want it?"
"IS THERE A THING AS SPECIAL PIZZA? WHATEVER, JUST GIVE IT TO ME. I'M STARVING!"

Dave was often perplexed by the mysteries of the Universe. Like, how did Muriel's dress stay up?

"Martie, you gotta come back with me...to the experiment table!"

"Why these robots must ruin my romantic feelings?"

Guy: I was reading my fan fiction about you! WAKE UP!

Girl: *while sleeping* ...fuck off...

Guy: THIS IS THE BEST SMUT EVER!

And this time we locked the coffin so he can't get out again.

I dunno why but I suddenly got the "Good Vibrations" song from the Beach Boys in my head while viewing this. A girl could change up some words in the lyrics to describe her feelings about these guys.

"Okay, Who cut the cheese this time?! Disgusting!"
@simsample That was EXACTLY what I was thinking for that pic, although "Dave" is actually Pascal Curious (I default replaced his hair). At least you got the first letter of the girl's name (Mildred) right.

The pic above has already been captioned...So I give you

Grammapat, I had already posted an image to caption, it's under a spoiler tag. It's not showing, or what? I can see it in my PC and my phone. Weird...

If you look back farther in this thread that picture has already been posted.

Why have it under a spoiler tag in the first place? It's a picture thread.


Where has it been posted? Can't check through all 16 pages.

So I'll caption my OWN pic:
"Eeek, he's trying to take my baby!"..rips door off.
Actually, it's one of those "..holding baby when car pool arrives, so goes to work with baby"

"That baby was born to be wild."

The giant blue spoon in Derek's right ear helped immensely with wifi reception whilst gaming.

That would be good ol' wildcard Frank.

Gerald had finally reached his breaking point, and it was really starting to show. He had just started to put his life back together after being kidnapped and held hostage by the local riff raff. Being kicked around was the last straw that put him over the edge ; possibly to the point of no return this time...

I swear there's something under my bed! Could you just come and look. I can't go back to sleep in there.

"I'm so smart! Now that I've put the stolen things in this bag, no one will ever notice that I'm a thief! Mwahahahaha!

Hey, I can't eat this burnt soup in front of this lady!

"You see, I put up this appearance just for show. You know, last night, I got my dinner at *points to the trash can*"

"Mhm, okay."

Lazy Teenager: "Uh-huh, so you can grant wishes. That is, like, so last millennium!"

"Where am I? Why did I love that guy?"

Why are you people still wearing clothes? don't you know that naked is the new way to go? Clothes are an opression method! #freethebody

(And these two are engaged )

Oh great...she's high again...

Harry and Frank were so enthralled by the flying saucer that abducted their neighbour, that poor choking Helen had to perform the Heimlich manoeuvre on herself.

White kitty: "Can you serve me another plate? No, I can't eat from there, my brother already touched it!"

Dammit this toilet was already taken!


(I wish I could caption this myself)