Granted, but it bursts into flames as soon as you get it and your insurance doesn't cover spontaneous combustion.

I wish my hair dresser hadn't cut an extra inch off of my hair.

Okay, so you go back in time to correct it. But something gets messed up and you end up being eaten by a dinosaur.

jewaukeela I wish that you wrote your wish :P

Granted, but it's something really bad and it comes true.

I wish that I didn't have to do a maths test on Wednesday.

Granted, but you will have one on Thursday.

I wish I could lose 20 lbs.

Granted but you will grow a beard...

I wish that I don't have to go to my cousin's wedding this weekend..

Okay fine.So you go to the beach instead, where you meet this incredibly hot guy who ends up being a vampire and bites you, throws you into the ocean, and leaves you to die.

I wish I had green eyes.

granted but they ahve shades of your hated color

I wish my bday came faster D:

Fine, it comes every other day, but you get old really fast and die next month. Oh, snap!

I wish I could fly

Fine, but you forget in 1 hour, fall to the ground and die.

I wish I was in Italy.

Fine but only in your imagination

I wish I didn't want to go the restroom now.

Granted but you go later

I wish I could see my girlfriend

Granted, but she won't recognize you.

I wish it was October.

Granted, but only for a day.

I wish I had pie

Granted, but it will be made of kittens.

I wish I had a huge plate of sushi.

Granted but the sushi is rotten

I wish that summer would last forever

Granted but you will burn..and burn baaaadd

I wish my trousers wouldnt fall down when i run up the stairs

granted but they will fall in public

I wish that I was able to stay at home

Granted, but there is a hungry grizzly bear in your home.

I wish I could get a really expensive hair cut.

Granted but the hair cut caused you to go bald

I wish that I was asleep

Granted, but you don't wake up for a hundred years.

I wish that I knew if G-d was real.

Granted but it is your worst nightmare
(myspellingisbad)

I wish that I had a dictionary

Granted but its a (Norwegian - Japanese) dictionary

I wish that I'm actually studying instead of opening the pdf minimize it and surf the net

granted, but your internet obsession won :D

I wish my laptop was faster D: