Nope. Well, really depends on what you mean by that.

TPBM likes Star Wars

Ew, no.

TPBM likes cats.

eh. I like other people's.

TPBM likes StarT rek better than Star Wars

false. I happen to have a light saber in my room :D
TPBM has a dog

Never!

TPBM is sleepy.

Kinda, just woke up.

TPBM owns a pet bird.

I owned it.

TPBM is in love

Yes.

TPBM plays PC games other than the Sims

Yeah, tonnes.

TPBM has a favourite pencil lead (3B!)

Umm. no.

TPBM plays only the Sims on their PC, they don't have any other games.

As for actual CD-Rom games, true.

TPBM thinks Lady Gaga is just plain weird.

YES! I like her music, but she is weird. ~_~

TPBM likes Harry Potter AND Twilight.

No. Harry Potter's all right, but I've never read Twilight.

TPBM is not listening to music right now.

No, I HATE Harry Potter and I love twilight

TPBM cries easily

At movies, yes. At actual occurrences, no.

TPBM prefers pen to pencil.

true.

TPBM likes science but hates math.

False.. I like both of them. (Well, I don't necessarily like math, but I'm good at it)

TPBM thinks black jelly beans taste equivalent to biting into toxic waste.

Yep. :P

TPBM can't do math to save their life.

Yes! I FAIL!

TPBM has no idea when Elizabeth Bathory died.

True.. am I suppose to know who that is?

TPBM is a soda drinker.

True, but I call it pop.

TPBM thinks they're crazy.

Ebonova, are you British?

True!

The person below me has a project due this week.

Negative, I'm on holidays and my work isn't due until 5 or 6 weeks into the new term.

TPBM is getting a haircut soon.

Mmm, maybe in the next couple of weeks.

TPBM has been to Melbourne, Australia.

I sure have, and I love it :D

TPBM wears glasses.