I wish the person above me finished granting that wish and had a wish for me to grant.

Granted, but they keep it to themselves and never post it.

I wish that I will get this 911 dispatcher job that I'm hoping for!

Granted, but the only calls you'll ever handle will be pranks!

I wish they would discover a whole other season of 'Friends' that's never been seen before, and release it.

Granted. But you never get to watch it.

I wish I can sleep a little easier tonight.

Granted. But after this night, you will never be able to sleep again.

I wish I could own a castle.

Granted, but it burns down a night later.

I wish my Sims game was faster

Granted but now your game is glitched and all of your sims are bald.

I wish my life goals ran a little more smoothly