"Yessssss" (Even though this sounded evil it was just about Purple wallpaper )
"Too much pink!"
"Flooring, wallpaper, doors, windows, curtains, roof..." "Check"

"You know what a house needs?" *says something obvious like doors, windows, a roof* *repeats throughout entire build*

I just noticed how much I swear when I'm annoyed at something. And I don't use those fluffy-puff swear words like "dammit" or "darn", but full-blown c-words, f-words, sometimes even mashed together.
I just yelled at my sim "GET THE f-word BOTTLE YOU SLOPPY THUNDERc-word, SHE MOVED AWAY FROM THE s-word FRIDGE!"
All that because she stopped at a fridge with the baby, even though another sim had just left it with leftovers.

"Why are my best grunge lots glitchy?" I just discovered some adorable grunge lots have the Super Duper Hug Bug -- even though I have No Sim Loaded. I think it's because I didn't have it when I downloaded them a long time ago...at least it doesn't spread, but it means I can't move anyone into them without being driven mad by hugging.
"That wasn't smart. He wants you dead."
"Nanana, can't get my bin!" It was in the back yard, out of reach.
"There goes the A rating...and the B rating..." I'm not sure the Health Department would take kindly to someone coughing all over the restaurant, then keeling over and dying.
"You really want to steal that newspaper, don't you?"
"Do not eat the bed! Do not eat the bed!"
"My beautiful skins! They're here!" Seeing a gen-town skin on a potential roommate.
"I really love you, Ripp!"
"Fancy seeing you here, Miss Marla!"
"You make a nice tomb raider."

No Sim Loaded should suppress the Super Duper Hug Bug even in a lot that was infected with it. If you're still getting the Hug with it in then something has gone wrong with it.

I have to ask why your sims were eating the bed?

@Charity -- Thanks for the info. I do have the minimalist version of No Sim Loaded, maybe that has something to do with it? I might try the fix on here too. And no, the lots aren't from here -- I was weak and careless and downloaded them from GoS when I first discovered it.
As for the bed...it wasn't a Sim eating it. It was a cat, a cat who had never done such a thing with any furniture when living with his previous human and whose new human did not need his bed demolished the day he moved in and adopted the cat. This, after putting up with Sarah Crittur's chronic bed-munching in another household, was enough to really annoy me!

That sounds like stress from having to change humans. Okay, sims probably doesn't have that complexity, but that's totally what I would imagine it as. Poor kitty.

when creating a sim pet

"Ohhhh hi kitty kitty......what's that? Meow? Meow to you too!!!"

then again there's also

Sim cat : *misses litter box though she's trained then stares at the camera * Meow? Me : Argh...don't you give ME meow cat you did that on perpous. Sim cat : Purr? Me : Oh. Ok. I love you too I guess...

or

Sims : *woohoo's but no lullaby for the 20th damn time* Me : Damn... I need to get you checked out at the Dr to see if you're infirtle... Sims : *whoohoo and lullaby finally plays* Me : nevermind! Congrats! I'm so happy for you ^_^


Me : Hey... where did P.C. go? (my sim female cat) did she run away? And where's Timmy? (her mate) here kitty kitty.....here kitty kitty......damn it Emma (sim toddler) is going to be so upset you're gone when she wakes up from her nap.... Cats : *suddenly show up after woohooing in pet house* Meowwww!!! Me : Damn you.....don't scare me like that again! Cats : *haz kittens sometime later* Me : OHHHH!!!! So THAT'S where you were and what you were doing! OMG Kittens!!!!!!! Kittens : Mew? Me : Yeah? what kind of thing is that to say when you've just been born? Kittens : MEW?! Me : oh ok if that's how you feel about it mew to you too...

Sim : *sells kittens when they're old enough to leave mom* Cat : Meow? Meow? Meow? *has thought bubble with pic of her kittens in it* Me : ohhh poor P.C. I knew that wasn't a good idea sorry kitty... Sim Child : *tries to pet cat* Cat : HISS!!!!!! Me : Um. P.C. you know it was the MOTHER sim that sold them not the child right?

Second that @Emma2015! I do that all the time. I just start randomly cooing and talking to my sim cats. I think it's a habit from cooing and talking to my real cat. #catladyproblems

Sim cats are intresting. especially when they meow at absolutely NOTHING then look at you/your sims like they're dumb because no one reacted.

then there's my sim DOG. Sunshine. now SHE is an intresting sim dog. She'll out of the blue bark then look at the camera or one of my sims as if to say "O Hai? I said woof. WOOF I say! don't you know what woof means? Hi? i r dog? i r your dog?"

or she'll pee on something (a bush normally) then look at the camera expectantly like she expects me to push through the monitor and give her a dog treat. she always manages to look surprised when a weed sprouts up where she peed too...

then there was this little interaction last time I played

Sunshine : *pees on bush then sits by puddle and pants* Me : Good dog.... Sunshine : *sneezes and shakes self then looks startled when a weed sprouts* Me : Bless you..... Sunshine : *as if she heard me* Woof. *wags*


once there was a severe thunderstorm in my sim game now THAT scene was funny. I should have recorded it.

Kim : (mommy to my sim toddler and child) *puts Emma my toddler sim to bed* Weather : BOOM!!!!!!!!! Emma : WAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Me/Kim : Damnit! (I swear her simish sounded just like damnit) Sunshine : WOOF!!!!!!! Me : *dies laughing at game then jumps five feet when it thunders in real life*

"Will you STOP looking at each other i'm trying to take your picture!"
"Will you stop sniffing the air!" (also trying to take picture)
Right now as i'm adding households to my new hood i'm getting a head shot of each sim for my Simblr and there is lots of air sniffing and looking at housemates....
sometimes I get fed up and use the pose thing even if it does result in a weird smile lol

yeah picture day is always fun.

I make it Christmas in my world and try to take a family xmas photo but it never works out. I can't get the adults to sit while holding baby in arms or toddler in lap so I have to sit them all separate mom and dad on couch big sis on couch with mom and dad and little sis in front of the couch with the cats and dog beside her then take the pic FAST before someone crawls off/wonders off/has to pee.

but the upside is I have some christmasy CC clothes for each life cycle (toddler child teen young adult adult and elder) so the effort shows even if no one cooperates

if anyone knows a good mod to fix that problem speak up please. I am as we speak DLing UC and so I am certain by wednesday I will be simming again...


as for things i've said to them there's been

"Ok. mom you sit here beside Dad and Stace (Big sister a child sim) you sit beside mommy and Tracy (big sis's twin) you sit by stace... ok GOOD now Emma....(toddler sim) Emma....here did you.....*Emma suddenly crawls back into frame* Oh THERE you are! Ok...you sit in front of the couch.... good....now P.C. (Cat) you sit there....Timmy (male cat) you here.... and Sunshine....you there....No that's no good you can't sniff yourself now......no ....dog I swear....don't you dare bark at that cat.......HEY I SAID DON'T BARK AT THE CAT! oh now look she hissed and darted.... *directs now pisse off cat to return to the scene* NOW...everyone stay put...... *Emma crawls off* oh damn it.....*calls her back* ok NOW! *Emma starts crying* What? Oh...your bladder is low....you need to go to the potty....Ok hang on *instructs mother sim to take emma potty* Oh YAY she's going to learn..... *Emma ends up going in her diaper* Oh dear...... poor you.... -.-

"You have spent the entire afternoon in that bathroom, Audra, do you realize that?"

"What are you doing?! Oh, I musta told you to make many...woops" So excited to see new custom foods that I must have clicked "make many" rather than "make" and I said "what are you doing" when she started to make more thinking I only told her to make one lol.
"I'm sitting here staring at pixel food..." I think I have issues amazed at the custom food lol

"Wait, why are you ... nooo stop. Damn it; too slow." I really thought I'd clicked on praise, but apparently I'd hit scold instead (and failed to cancel it in time) and now one sim dog believes that behaving himself in the tub is a bad thing. DX I sense chaos approaching in this household.

Emma, if you want take a picture, turn free will off. They will stay and wait for your commands.

it's just funny to watch them sometimes. I don't REALLY get mad I just talk at them. and laugh when something funny happens.

Yeah even with free will off, while they do stay there which is helpful, they still do idle animations like sniffing the air, looking around...that can get annoying. But then there is the pose options by clicking on them and one will just make them smile, which I sometimes think looks weird, but if they are annoying me too much with the idle animations and not co-operating that way I will use that pose option. I don't have any custom poses just the ones the game comes with .

"But your score is only 33 and you need 35 to made it to Uni" "I send you to school in order you to improve your grades and you did nothing!"
"I know you fear not going but that's the game".
To Ariane when I checked her score.

Crap, maybe I should've waited until Bane moved out... now I can't tell you two apart! (When I turned Chase's son into a good witch too. They're both blond and their facial structures are really similar)

From scoping the room at three separate locations with one female sim:
Yes, sweetie he IS hot. Unfortunately he's also gay.
Sorry Darling, he's gay too...
Nope. Taken. Taken... Maybe I'll make you someone in CAS.

No, you may NOT start a relationship with your late husband's grandson (from his first wife)

Not until you'll get aspiration points for it! (When a couple tried to ACR-relax at the start of a date)
Please don't get pregnant... please don't get pregnant... Crap... How can I renovate this house so you can fit another baby? But I really liked the back of it! Should I just move you? Hmmm...

Eww... you don't have the hots for your step-father. Forget it!
I wonder if your teacher will believe you didn't finish your homework because you were abducted?

This house looked good before you had five kids and I had to built on left, right and centre...

"Why did he bring home a friend that just stares at his sleeping children?"

I'd really like to have a mod or something (if there is such a thing) that would allow adult sim sit while holding a infant sim in their arms or a toddler sim in their laps. I bet I could get some really cute shots with that.

As for things I've said hmmm... there's been

"Hey...why are you meow meowing so much cat?" Cat : *haz kittens* "Ohhhhh.....Kittens!!!! so that's why you meowed! but wouldn't kittens be purr?" Cat : *Purrs* "Yeah. I thought so."


I have lost it. I just sang a lullaby to my sim toddler OUT LOUD!

She was hovering between conking out and being awake (Where they sit in their crib and "nod" like they're falling asleep but trying to stay awake) and I just started singing.... I've lost it.



she went to sleep though...

"NEEJ!
DIN ****!"
(A cute little girl was visiting my sims' household and took some simoleon bills from their money tree... Bedroom door must be locked from now on.)

I think I'd be meowing too if I was in labour with kittens (also, if I was a cat lol). XD



Was it the nursery rhyme? And why do I know all the words to the nursery rhyme?