"I'm kind of bummed out..."

"Why?"

"My new date just doesn't get how into music I am"

"You just have to show him how into it you are, and maybe he will be more interested..."

"I tried that and it just pushed him away..."

"What did you do?"

"......"

"i would like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty"
*sigh* OMG take me off your calling list.

"So your baby is obviously unwell, tell us what's going on"

"I'm a witch by trade and I mistook the frogs breath for formula, then this happened..."

"My best advice is give the youngster 2 spoonfuls of worms wart and call me in the morning"

"I'm tellin ya it was right THERE! A big thing in the sky! It sucked a man clean off the ground "

"This wasn't in the job description."

"Wow, a store with fully-stocked shelves!" {That's a referral to the empty shelves in US grocery stores}
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I really hate this new line of maternity clothes...

Yea, I know about "do your own thing", but I still think people should get married before they start a family.
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I think I've found the problem... your armpit smells of feathers and you have a pillow in your backside.

==Gave me a laugh, remembering "Your mother is a (what was it? a gerbel?) and your father smells of elderberry"

"I fart in your general direction, you mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

Exactly! And for your picture: "Yea we are all good friends here. But blue hair is stupid. MY hair is umm cutting edge:.

OMG! My thumb is humongous!

I am NOT an alien, they are white and have wiggly tentacles like this.....
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"One, two, three, one, two, three, and twirl!"

"Come on, the song ended 10 minutes ago!"

@LauraPamplonaS "I'm going to ignore the fact that the sky is purple, there are stars in the daytime and my trousers defy gravity. Because- look! There's a bird!"

I love that purple sky. I use it all the time for my fantasy lots.

@pianogrinder Make a funny caption and then post a funny picture. Got any good screenshots?

As there have been no more funny captions, I'll post another:

"Nah, I don't know what Viking punk rave metal fusion is, mate. But have you heard 'East Riverblossom Fiddle Band'? Their version of 'Three Lake Slap Dance' is a right gas!"

@AnMal ! Post a picture, AnMal!

Oh dear, I'm getting old (Mr AnMal says "Getting?!"). Forgot to actually put the picture in! Here it is:

Me too AnMal! Today I forgot what I was doing half way through making a cup of tea.

Caption: *whispers in ear* 'Excuse me old chap, do you realise thta green fur is out of fashion?'

"Told you we were living in a simulation."
"That thing in the sky? No! That's just climate change. Oh, you and your conspiracy theories!"

If you move that piece, you're dead"
Sorry, no pics...new Windows 11 computer is useless. Can't install game. sob