"Please don't die.." I just added Widespot RFD to Strangetown and right away there was lots of hail and it was difficult to get everyone off to work and school and the hail is covering the ground in white. I seriously thought they were going to die before I could do anything with them, and i've never had a death by hail before. That would've been an epic fail. Everyone is fine now though.

Edit: I loaded the Beech family first.

"This is the last time I play a beauty salon"...

"Do you really have to bring the SAME weirdo home from work every day?"

"God help me, if you "try for baby" without my permission ONE more time..."

"STOP trying to go to bed, you have to get another logic point before work tomorrow, and you're gonna sit here and play chess until you earn it... even if it means passing out from exhaustion!"

"Get the fuck out of my sims bed, you fucking bastard."", while a townie student Sim is sleeping in the bed of my student couple.

"STOP FALLING ASLEEP ON THE JOB AND BLOCKING THE WAY! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, SNORLAX OR SOMETHING????"


Seriously I'm running a household of eight Sims and she's nearly killed two blocking the route to the fridge

Omg, stop screaming at me over how bored you are and go do something fun! I swear to God if you don't stfu over how bored you are, i'm going to smack you with a satelite.all right, that's it! *smites with batbox, watches as she pees herself and cries*

Not so concerned about being bored now are ya?

This looks btw like a lot of situations from my own games. Yelling that they have to listen to me.

''Get the fuck out of my house, you stupid school gym trainer.'' Man, my couple was having some private time in the fucking shower.

Similar texts to the cheerleader and mascotte, walking in my hous all the fucking time....

Get Visitor Controller and ban them. That's what I do.

Where can I find it?

/I think I already have

http://www.simbology.com/smf/index.php?topic=17.0

No, No, No - put that twin back, you need to feed Lara, not Clara!!! That is what I meant when I told you to feed Clara!

"They can't really be that smart, can they?? I guess they are!" Said a lot now that I've returned from Sims 2 after an absence and a brief, disappointing bout with Sims 4.

(When finding a mailbox conflicting with the AL box) "Now when did I download that thing? How long have I had this pesky lil butt? Guess I gotta quit and try to find the culprit." Conflicting mods/objects are a real pain, especially when they have names like "m089sk0tso0efkp9ewtpg0f5kyurs3lF" (me just pressing buttons but I wouldn't be surprised if this was a legit file name.)

''And now you will fucking eat it!'', after my self Sim burned his spaghetti family meal.

The coach bugging my Sims to exercise and the cheerleaders constantly running into the dorms to cheer all the time is why I downloaded the visitor controller (link above I believe) and use its option to ban all Uni NPCs on every single Uni lot that I use. Its also useful for banning the witches from downtown lots since they tend to generate massive lag.

I downloaded it in the mean time, too. I just banned the gym coach, the profs (that guy visited almost every day), the mascotte and the cow. Oh, and naked running people. Not yet used for people outside the Uni.

And ''What the hell is so interesting about the rain, my dear simmies?''

"Servo! Stop trying to clean the shower! I know you *can* clean it, but that doesn't mean you *should*! You're still recovering from the last time you tried that."

Why, oh why did I put showers in that house?

Or alternately, when I find him slumped over in front of the mailbox with drained social and fun:
"Did you try to clean the shower AGAIN?"

"Holey cheese I love these guys."
I tend to say this during loading screens.
Now that Silver Beech Hart is a YA I also keep shaking my head and laughing. He looks so exactly like his dad! I had to give both Rhett and Silver drastic changes in look so I could tell them apart in thumbnails. Rhett's only five days from elder, but between aging off days and college, that's a lot of gameplay to get through with them being easily mistaken for each other. Which is especially problematic with Romance sims!

''Listen to your dad!'', when I'm trying to convince my daughter of playing guitar for her own fun, but she refuges because of the lack of fun.

this today


Sim Cat : -meows a lot at nothing - Me : Who turned on a meow mix ad? Sim Cat : Meow? Me: I dunno.....go ask one of your humans. Sim cat : -curls up and sleeps- Purrr..... Me : Good kitty.....

Adult sim : -burps loudly- Me : ever heard of "excuse me"? geez! Me : -sits up to take a drink- Burp! O.o;;;;;;; Adult Sim : Mmmhmm.... Me : .....excuse me...-sheepish-

Adult sim : -complains something stinks- Me : O.K. who cut one? -accidently farts- Me : oh it was me....sorry guys.... Sims cat : -wakes up- HISS!!!! Me : Yeah Yeah......hiss yourself...

Me right now: "Please don't crash, please don't crash, please don't crash!!!!!!!!!"

Also: "You slow thing..."

I just got bullied into using the mo painting to boost energy levels and motherload to get money to buy a new crib


by a freaking toddler sim! Kid I swear to god you are going to one day sleep in that nice comfy toddler bed I downloaed for you so help me......

Toddler sim : -says something in simmish that suspiciously sounds like 'wuv oo'- Me : Ok ok.....I love you too..... enjoy your nap....yes here's the mobile that plays the songs ....I didn't forget..... Toddler Sim : zzzzzz..... Me : Well..... Sim Dog : Woof! Me : SHHHHHHHH! Down girl.... Sim Dog : -yawns and sits there panting- Me : Good dog....

Oh, no! Farting with the headmaster still eating? I give up on trying to get this kid into private school.

he/she/they did WHAT?!


OMFG LOL!!!!!!! I can picture that! (I once accidentally farted in the principals face when running to the bathroom)