"Hi. You're a wizard, Harry."

I was thinking: You're trying to talk through' the bear? That's not a hand puppet, stop trying to jamb your hand up his...

@LauraPamplonaS Caption: Oh no! Little Julia thought. Two more babies for my mum to put silly headgear on...

OK OK..I will jump in...
"I'm a lumber jack and I'm OK.."
"you're a moron and I'm TAKING this silver spoon out of your mouth"======

On your left you can see a nice colonial home, freshly renovated, nice open floor plan. On̻ ̇t̆hͭê ̃r̄ig̳ht̋,̈ ͡yͩoṳ c̏ä́ǹ ̾heͫar̥ t͏h̾e͙ v͌o̼iͨdͧ c̎a͂llińg f̰oͯr̬ mo̓rͪeͩ ͫs̛ouls͡ to̞ ́f̤easț up̉oͬn

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What are all those marks on your letters?

"Now if I can just get this microwave to switch on with the door open, I can use it to recharge my batteries."

I don't think AverageMcPosterman put all those marks on the letters. I think the Rulers of the Void put them there. Beware!

I'm too tired to choose a picture to post tonight. I'll post one in a day or two!

[EDIT] Picture to caption now posted -- See 2 posts below.

Variation of Zalgo Text, seemed like a natural fit

Caption for this picture?

"I feel like the dress code is a bit more lax."

"I like you too, let's watch TV". "Hello, I'm standing right here. Can't you see I need help? Yea, I was trying to gather eggs for an omelet, now I'm stuck. Guys?"

Most kids are known as ankle-biters, but Junior was more of a knee-biter.

"dum-dee-dum-dee-dah-dah... let's see what's on the menu today."

"I think I got this parenthood thing sorted out. Why? What stink lines?"

"Good evening, you're contacting Babies Depot. What can I help you with?"

"Yeah... I think my order is incomplete."

Hay guys, mom said to go to bed. And am I the only one too big for this baby rug?
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^^ Baby Joe tried his best, but he couldn't tell what Death wore beneath his dress.

Another zombie movie? NO!
Wait, I was an extra in this movie, it was great!
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"Woah! Your Halloween costume is so cool!"

"What Halloween costume?"

Jack fell asleep at the table; no, his face isn't through the table, just that flimsy paper plate. Good thing he ate all his food before face planting. Jack's a good boy.
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"Let me smack the teddy's bum, he's been a very naughty boy!"

"Mary wasn't such a good kisser. I better stay in wolf form until she stops calling me. It's a good season not to be a human, anyway."

Geez, I thought I could make points in the girl's exercise class, but YEEouch.
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Bwahaha, look at this person walking down the stairs, look at them! Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"Hey! Look! I'm going to fall in the pool! Hahaha! Oh no! Someone help me!... I'm going to trip and fall!... Look!" ... "Why is nobody paying attention to me?"