"Behold! Levitating bananas and a cloche of salad balanced on my head... Oh, wait...!"

opps didn't see the last pic
 

You said you wanted a tossed salad QUICK!
So I was supposed to be responding to the DJ:
This guy suck. Maybe if he actually wore those old earphones. And is his hand stuck in the mixer?

"Excuse me, but your table-eating belly is kinda putting me off my cheese sandwich. Could you please ask it to chomp a little more quietly, please?"

On Nancy I love you Soooo much! Look, I'm swooning and all tingly.
Frank, this is not romantic. Just get out.
But I LOOOVE you! I adore you! When you tinkle it is music to my ears..
OMG
..and when you fart it is just so CUTE!
This is why i stay fully clothed in the loo

gramma!

"There is an entire spacious garden over there, why do you insist on dancing on my toes?"

Hay dudes, look at my kung foo moves! (guy on right) OMG you're so like ya know like ripped! (girl) OMG those abs are just air brushed.
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Elizabeth Droid, the latest hyper-realistic house robot, tries to mimic human expressions, but her face glitches in the process.

I wonder if I could use these butterflies as wallpaper?

"Finally, my bunker will be of good use. My money was on a zombie apocalypse, but an asteroid rain is fun, too."

After watching whole day would the the manor be empty, Gary must limber up himself with little dance.


(Nice to finally found this thread! Similar was my favorite on the other forum!)

I see nothing around here that could possibly stink. It must be me!

"The term paper due is tomorrow and the Evil Cow don't let me use the dorms computer. I must borrow Samathas own while she is asleep."

"Look! My ball is bigger than your balls!"

The impartial judge rating pizzas

Haha! The wheel fell of your car!

"I've never been asked to taste a delivery to see if it's not poisoned before..." *sweats* "Here goes nothing."

"You have a zit on your forehead."
"Well, you have avocados on your stupid dress!"

"You know smoking is very unhealthy, right?"
"It does matter when you are already dead once! I am a zombie you waked up!"

If I'd only stayed at Hogwarts and got my NEWTs then the kids would be asking me for arithmancy advice too!



Technically not Sims 2, but I played Sims Social on Facebook until it folded and this glitch was funny. XD

Josephine's music rocks so hard it'll blow your pants off!

Penguin: and they say I'M the inanimate object!

Mary and Jane facepalm when they notice that Lionel's shirt doesn't reach his trousers. What a fashion faux pas!

Everyone knows icecream trucks are just a way of tricking poor, innocent children! I'm not "stealing", just making Sim City a safer place!

"Jack has gained enough enthusiasm in Arts & Crafts to talk about it with other sims!"

Jack before he knew he could talk about arts and crafts: Uh... so, do you like pineapple soda?

I read my cellmate's book and OMG ! I had no idea a bank robber could be so..sensitive!