Parent in background: "I'm bringing up my children to be pacifists..."
Children: "Bang you're dead!" "*chokes* You're going to jail you murderer!"

Of course a fire and rotting trash! IRL it's been over 100 for months - as hot as 112. My tomatoes are cooking on the vine. And I live in the Sacramento valley where it USED to be called a Mediterranean climate. So yea, in the desert ..this. I've always loved Ireland..

"How did I end up with these roommates? Not only do they eat like pigs, but they sit at the table half naked!"

Fido's attempts at backstroke were no more successful that baby's attempts to hold back the tide.

Johnny, an undercover and unsuspecting accomplice, is using his specially engineered scent to lure another victim straight into the Beaker's dungeon.

Ive never seen that; what were the circumstances?

I sent them both to woohoo in the photo booth through the ACR menu, and neither of them wanted to apparently, because she wouldn't let him in. I tried sending him first, and HE allowed HER to join him, but then he kicked her out! I took a photo of that, too

@LauraPamplonaS first picture: "For goodness' sake Bryan, I told you I can only fit ONE person in here with me at a time!"
@LauraPamplonaS second picture: "And I, Sharon, made it clear that Peter and I do NOT want you in here with us whilst we woohoo!"

@simsample
"Dave found it difficult to hold back from telling his friend all about last night's date, which included a gaming session, exotic costumes, a fireman, and best of all, a turkey dinner with all the fixins."

@Ivrats Dargy Melinda was highly entertained at the gym. Not just by the dead body on the treadmill, but also by the blackcurrant sweat stains under its armpits.

Ugg I can almost touch my toes. But why did I wear these tight leotards..every bump shows..and I'm not talking muscle..
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There is a story here...but...but..why did she go outside..with her baby still "attached" to sit in the flowers? And I didn't "create" this scene,and the baby is floating.

Melinda's sanity broke at last with her water.

@VampDeLeon Horrifying scene at the ElectroDance Sphere section of the local night club! Sim wears pink tracksuit on Formal Friday, absolutely unforgiveable.

Do I look like the family cat? Stupid blind nanny.

@Charity - The force is strong on the feline

@VampDeLeon Baby Brian was so neglected that no-one even noticed when he leapt from the upper window, performed a triple somersault, and rebounded off the trampoline in the garden.

@simsample Look Ma, no gravity!

"OMG look at that! Maybe you should stop taking those pills.
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@grammapat Oscar the Gnome quietly watched Melinda's latest fashion experiment, keeping the resurrect-o-nomitron handy in case it all went horribly wrong.

@simsample Jason was disappointed to see his friend's lack of reaction when he came out as Alien. He couldn't understand why she wasn't surprised.

Trans teen was new to broom flying and got stuck in a tree. Trying to empress, he just laughed it off.

Tim and Johnny were such good friends they were inseparable!

Despite her cooking skills, Tammy knew her culinary career was gonna go nowhere until she could find a trainer to teach her some proper chewing techniques.

"I am sure I will see the rare four colour parrot if I only stare to sky long enough."

"Surprise! ... I'm not dead yet..."