Happy guy: I'm hoooooooome!
Family from inside the house: Fuck ooooooooff!
Colleague: I am soulless, therefore I will not say anything.

"Hmmm, so plantsims apparently grow herbs down there..."

Everyone: It's a pool party be in your swim clothing
Old Lady: I don't have any, but I can be naked
Guy: Please no.

Sorry, wrong thread ^^. I'm confused this morning! Lol

That's got to be illegal in the street! It'll frighten the horses.

"Oh, I see what happened! We were double-booked because the plan was murder-suicide, but she saw him coming and now it's self-defense. Flip you for the job?"

music2ologist - "So, a colleague, where it is better to send? In paradise? in hell?.."
Peni Griffin - "And again, I mess up the whole mess ... As a house elf, honestly ..."
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Something I'm slow ...

@Peni Griffin
Your caption was P.E.R.F.E.C.T. ahahahah!

Uri-simka: Guy with orange shirt: "No, you CAN'T copy my homework!"

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Orange shirt guy to sweat suit girl, "Do 50 sit ups, next time pay attention to what page we're on" Orange shirt guy to Mr. Dreads, "Read from where she left off." Mr. Dreads, " And then Papa Bear said . . . "

@velvetina I'll do yours because someone forgot to do it:

"Look at those asses!" - comes from the girl.

"Oh, why I thought it was a good idea to kiss an android? Its facial circuits have failed, and it's creeping me out!"

"Aren't they just the CUTEST couple"
"CUTE? That's MY baby she's growing! Besides, that's his X still sitting - she's too stunned to get up, and she just had his twins"
"Gaa... things are never as simple as they seem. Think I WILL have another drink"
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Shelly often had dreams of her twin sister Violet, who long ago had gotten lost during a family vacation to the jungle. She wondered if Violet was still out there somewhere, and if she was trying to communicate telepathically. Maybe it was time to call the town gypsy, Esmerelda, to get everything straightened out... (I want to keep the thread going! This is the best I got right now... )

Jennifer used to date Maracles as a teen, when she didn't live in Pleasantview. One day, they were swimming. Suddenly, a huge wave came by. Jennifer got stuck in it.

"Maracles! My love! Avenge me sooner or later by conquering the ocean, as it is eating me up to satisfy its monstrous appetite!" Jennifer shouted out as she was being swallowed by the waves.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Maracles shouted in horror. From then on, he became a pirate who conquered the oceans, but died in a shipwreck. Jennifer started living in Pleasantview.

Now Maracles's ghost looks on as Jennifer and her wife enjoyed their holiday at Twikki Island.

"I will make you mine again..." he whispered, determined.

(We need to continue the story of Maracles and Jennifer. Please.)

It is now time to sacrifice this foolish child to the SIM GODS! ALL HAIL THE SIM GODS
*terror grows in child's eyes*

Alice and Bob didn't notice until it was too late that the new dance they learned was part of a ritual to make the walls dissapear.

Charlatan: Uhmm.. hey they told me I will not get sunburn!! I am supposed to be UNIVERSAL!! .. hey.. where are my chlothes??? So ashamed... I would blush if that would make any difference now...

Now I've got problems with this rod!

Maria messed up. The local serial killer placed a make-up chair in his front yard and Maria walked past his house. He tattooed the make up on her face. This make up is going to TRAP THE SOULS OF ANYONE AND EVERYONE THAT LOOKS AT IT!

Toddler crying, " What in the name of Poseidon?! Mommy and Daddy are getting eaten by a giant clam of doom!! Why do they sound so happy about it? At least I know they love me, they put me in the closet to save me..."

"We can't go on together, with suspicious minds..."

"Oh! My! God! I have a hole in my tummy!"

Tuuri of the Huldrafolk checked her mirror one last time before setting out to wreak havoc.
(Huldras are beautiful in front and hollow behind.)

"The reflection in the mirror shows your true self..."
(Why is she a grow up sim being a teenager?)



EDIT: I didn't see that Peni posted before me! Sadly I don't know what should I write for that, so someone else will have to caption that.

for Peni's pic: Who ordered extra-soggy? And what freshman thought it was "pizza light" so they weighed it down with the 20pound fake Genie lamp?
and for velvetina: "Don't Shoo me! I'm gonna grow up to be a girl!"
And MY pic:

Get out, I'm about to use the toilet!

Brunette: "I should NOT have had that third burrito..."

Redhead: "Yeah, I know...thanks for waking me up."

What I thought was..that borked? thought bubble ment the baby can't talk, but he's thinking "OW! You're kneeling on my LEG!"

This is for DezzyBoo's picture...

"This baby is so cool man. I could totally get into flower power."

I watched mom wash my baby sister in the sink, you'll like a bath too, Kitty!
{sorry, no pic}

"Yeah, I found this bird outside and thought it would make a nice soup!"



@Lehcar99 BTW That cat's eyes scream "Help me..."

"But I told you mom! I wanna be like Nicki Minaj!"

My picture:

After watching the "Snakes in the Sewer" documentary on Public Broadcast for Sims, Brian was adamant about double checking the toilet before sitting down.

"If anyone notices me looking at girl's bottoms, I'll just say I'm fixing a stuck record"
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what ACTUALLY happened: family member got abducted, and most of the people who were asleep rushed out. Seems the kid rushed out too, but couldn't quite wake up

Too many ZZZ's on myself!

"It's easy, Clio. Just concentrate ... and ... up we go!"

Luigi: It's a cow!
Mario: No no no, that's a cowplant!
Luigi: Mama mia, someone died here and someone stood on it!
Mario: Luigi you rubber ducky!

Here ya go...

Llama: "Oh, that smells rank..."

And his soul left his body and went down down down
To a place we laughingly refer to as hell
But none of us will ever go there because we're all far too groovy

(Heh. I'm listening to the Guess Who's 'Friends of Mine.' Such a weird track.)

Girl: Hmph, this works in my favor... I don't want the labor pains, I just want the baby...

Dog: "Yes, he is finally learning from his training."

Books and telephones have no appeal compared to the addictive thrill of gaming!

I love mountain dew!

"I love clashing!"

No pic sorry.

I had a pic handy...

"Those lovebirds have drinks in their hands... *hic* I could steal those with my... Victorian charm... *passes out from drinking*"

"Hey, you over there! I trust that you won't tell anybody what I did here. Thanks!"

*This room here is a garage.

"Hey babe, wanna go out with me?"

"omg he looks so hot when he boos at the news because he sees that my whole family DIDN'T slowly and horrifically burn to death"

Janie's new ballgown design wetsuit was not proving to be overly practical.

The guy's daughter(s) sure had loads of fun dabbing makeup on him.

Emily got out of the booth, only to see some creeps.

@simsample Goodness, you almost got her name right! Her name is Jane.

(In the picture below, they're both married. They just had their birthday party and they were cheating on each other. Also, the women died after that.)

A great party, eh? I'll show YOU how a great party is made!

"I didn't know crowd surfing was different from real surfing, now what am I supposed to do with this wet suit!?"

"Umm, I don't think I can pick-pocket someone with no pockets"
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...we all know Nervous doesn't have a sense of humor.

"Could you please get your crotch out of my face, I'm trying to eat!"
"Sure, I'll just take the phone and move it, so you can eat your precious salad!"
Aliens: "I'm so sorry for my rude friends... This happens at every meal"
"It's ok, you can't expect too much civility from humans."

Gypsy: Sorry about the guy I brought, here's something to make it OK.
Girl: Oh, a noodle-soother?
Gypsy: No, put it on him and he'll turn back into a frog.
Guy: You can't see me..hahah look, no hands...
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So close, yet so far. XD

How to steal the Internet in the dorm ... At the neighbor is cheaper)
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"Oh, thank you husband; a new love slave..."

"I just LOVE this..whatever it is"
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A young Agatha Crumplebottom..

"Obviously, I'm the only person of any importance."

Back off, cow! I know the baby's hungry, but I don't believe you just want to feed the little guy! BARK! and I mean it!

Caption me...

All at the table were too mesmerised by the utter blackness of Selena's hair dye to take any notice of what she was saying.

Yum, yum... With every bite of that cake, Mr. Oldie feels that his life is fleeting away.

- You said my pie could use more spices? Here.
- Cough-cough... no, it's fine... cough...

My pic:

"That was not a weed."

Sure, being influential has its advantages, but the side effects don't make it look like it's worth it very much...

"I don't think my leg is supposed to look like that."

Romantic mood music: done.

No-one seemed to notice how bad the TV signal had got ever since it went digital.

I never post in here so i don't have a pic to share but couldn't resist simsample's pic: Lets you and me do it like they do on the discovery channel!!!

first thing to pop in my mind when i saw that LOL

There you go...



Like what? (Is confused)

"Oh, mom! Do I need call to 911?"

Now I'M confused..does the above pic have it's OWN caption? Whatever, here's something different; 2 pics of the same toddler for you to find a caption for:

No, I captioned previous image, mine is still without.

I was commenting at the leg that was covered up by the camera angle and their expressions.

Your girl with swim pool in living room, throwing pieces out of the surgery dummy (who DOES "flat-line")..
MY caption could STILL be.. "Mom, should I call 911!"

(Toddler pic) Lil' Curious Tom was always getting his head stuck in various places... Poor lil' critter...

Peter and Jane were so busy gossiping about Brandi, that they didn't notice Tarquin had sneezed a small pink butterfly out of his nose.

"Well, there you have it. Is this monochromatic enough for your taste? Please ignore my friend over there, he's not a fan of this style."

Getting high during class apparently ISN'T fine.

(The girl in the picture below is jumping on a couch at a clothing store.)

"I'm a fairy princess! I can FLY!" Assorted people: Who IS that child?! She's made foot prints on the sofa. What a brat, where are her parents? Children should be seen, not heard - and not bouncing all over screaming.
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Except for the usual baby forgotten on the floor, I have no idea what's going on..


I no longer have a photobucket account --there's a thread about them suddenly charged a heap o money for their iffy survice.

The military experiment was only supposed to make him want to read ; looks like someone tampered with the experiment and added love potion #8.5.

Bigfoot: "I'm so scared of ghosts!"

Dude in middle: "Are you serious, bro? You're freaking BIGFOOT."

No pic lol

Good thing I have loads of pictures...

"Oh, that's just a movie I've got on here... What do you mean, what kind of movie? What kind of movie do you think it is?
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What makes you think I'm watching that?"

"THE POLICE HAVE A CONSPIRACY TO RELEASE GHOSTS TO CORRUPT THE BRAINS OF OUR CHILDREN AND TURN THEM INTO ZOMBIES
THEY CAN'T DO THAT WITHOUT THEIR UNIFORM SO I STOLE THIS UNIFORM"
"Get a life."

"Ma'am, I'm afraid you have cabin fever. You've been stuck in this cabin with too many damn children, animals and assorted spirits and it's driven you slap crazy. Call your nanny and book a vacation - that should fix you right up."

"Would you like a drink to steady your nerves, dear?"

Ruben_211c40c1

Cat: " I hope he looks at pictures and not my food bowl"

Living in a desert with barely any possessions, Dayana entertained herself peeking at the bushes, looking at the weird things people did in there.

Dunno if the guy is trying to be admired or disgusted by the woman. Maybe it's the sight of her exotic clothing. He'll be a tough nut to crack as far as finding ladies go.

It was nightmare what Jessica saw before her first workday in local shop.