"There are times I don't know whether to love or hate you for your weird character, Forrest. This is one of them."
Basically Forrest was a teen townie that accidentally got one the mayor's daughter pregnant, proceeded to not be contactable, and basically ended up showing me that he wanted nothing to do with the kid. Then I aged him up into an adult via simblender to keep him a similar age to the mother and now he has three bolt chemistry with a much older married woman who finally has just had her first child with her husband after so much hard work! (The pair of them may not see their grand-kids, it took that long!) I should hate him, but he's kind of fun to watch cause trouble sometimes. On this occasion though I'm not so sure I'm looking forward to the trouble he will cause.

"Everett, I think you may have just messed up big time."
Everett talked to his girlfriend about how attractive another girl was. His girlfriend responded by pulling an annoyed expression, then autonomously got up and walked away. Oopsie daisy! XD

"Where have all the trees gone?!?"

I tend to wait a few rotations between adding new content to my game. Due to the speed I've been playing recently, it's been 8 months since I last did so. Yesterday, I added the latest (1.4 GB) batch of content to my game. Excited about implementing some new mods and installing new objects, I created a new lot... ...and discovered I had only 8 "trees" available, most of which were items of coral placeable on land.

All my Maxis trees had gone.

To spare all of you some impromptu diagnosis... ...half an hour later, I remembered that a month or so ago, I downloaded some Apocalypse hiders just in case I ever wanted to play anything akin to that challenge. And yes, I'd forgotten I'd downloaded them and simply dumped them into the game folder yesterday without looking. Needless to say, I fixed that one quite quickly! (The hiders now have their own folder in the "Archived Mods" backup area).

"Try to make friends with him, Andrew."
"Please!"
"Just for me."

"And, try to laugh at his joke."
"Even if it's not funny!"
"You'll see. Life is easier that way."

"Hum no!" when Irma Granville-Carver showed up uninvited in Sophia's household. There were two sims sick with the flu.

"Trinity, it's 10 PM and you're a teen. Why do you keep bringing your friend home from your job as a fast food manager?"

"Uuuuuuugh. I really should clean my custom content out, this screen is taking way too long!"
"...Wait, when did I last save?" and a loaded up household later "...I really should save more frequently. Well, I guess I have time to re-play three days."
A crashing game is not fun for losing things, always reminds me that I am a cc hoarder, and I that really should save more. (I never do though and probably should put an auto save mod in but I don't mind re-playing really as completely unexpected situations can happen that didn't happen the first time. :D)

"Move out of the way tree! I'm trying to take a picture!"
These trees are just so good at their photobombing ways.

I've always found that they're perfect for blocking your pointer to click on things, even when they appear to be out of the way.
"Finish your goddamn breakfast and go dance!"
(Uni student who really needed a body skill point. Why do they stop dancing when their fun is at like 90%?)

"Oh yes I'm sure that wall paper is in the game... it's not. Darn."

"Blue blue blue? Maxis I need brown for this build and all you have is blue!"

"That sort of resembles that house, okay not really. Sigh If only I knew meshing"

Sandy Beech, are you capable of making smart choices? Ever? No? Then why on SimEarth are you blaming Rhett Hart for anything?

Well, I can see blaming him for being turned on by red hair, but he's only chatting with your teenage daughter, not even admiring or anything! AND she started the interaction.

But all the rest? Stop it!

"Let's make a baby!"
*third sim hops into the love tub* "No, Asta. Get out. I moved Orlando and Costas out so you could keep living here; you DO NOT destroy this now."
*sending a vampire home at 6.45*: "Now get out get out get out!!"
A lot of "well f*** you too" get thrown around as well, mostly when sims reject interactions when I think they shouldn't.

"...Why am I up at nearly one in the morning downloading pixel-clothing defaults when I have three finals tomorrow......???????"

My logic is astounding at times. A+.

"Why are you crying? You're mean!" to Daniella Lebel after her twin brother, Daniel, poked her. They're warring siblings since teen-hood.
Both are adults and started their own family. Daniella fought with him and won during a family reunion organized by their mother Cordélia Granville-Carver.

Let's introduce my adventures with my favourite sim today in order that they were said:

"Why are you still so bad at this Elonso? You've been playing this game since you was a child!"
He's so bad! He almost loses every single time he plays don't wake the llama. Funnily enough his one true hobby is gaming, but he sucks at it. XD

"ACR, NO! I know you're excited, but he literally aged up a few moments ago! Let them be adults first!" some chimes later "...Well, welcome to adulthood and pregnancy Elonso."
Not only was it his first woo-hoo with his long term boyfriend, but it literally was the first action Elonso did after aging up. His boyfriend is only something like 5-7 sim days older than him so they're both going to really young parents! I mean I was planning babies since they're both aliens and babies are good, but so soon? Really?!

"PUT DOWN THE SPOON AND PUT OUT THE FIRE ELONSO!"
There was a fire in the kitchen because of Elonso's cooking, and I have no idea why but the spoon glitched in Elonso's hand. Then for some reason he couldn't extinguish the fire (which his dad had to put out in the end) so naturally I blamed Elonso and the spoon.

"Don't look at me like that! You and Noah chose this, not me!"
Elonso fourth-walled me and pulled a upset face when he did his first pop with the baby.

"OMG! Do you have to do that EVERY TIME you come home from work?!" *blush*

My army sim lives in a tiny house trailer, so he needed a shower in the bathroom. I gave him the Sinful Shower from SexySims since I didn't use it too much. For the last sim week, every time he comes home from work, he heads straight for the shower to um... yeah... This is why we can't have nice things!

"No, Romy. That's the worst idea you ever had!" Romy Monty came home from her final final with a want to fall in love with Geoff Rutherford Hart. Okay, yeah, it's triple bolts. But Geoff's engaged to Hallie Capp, Romy's engaged to Julian Capp - that's no way to end the damn feud, guys.

Gotta relax after hard work in the army lol.

Yes, Charity is right - my soldiers in the military hood are the worst (best?) I ever had - and not even a romance Sim among them.

"That's just cruel, Jules. I'm not locking that."

This requires a little background to understand. Jules O'Mackey of the Genderswapped Uberhood has been jerked around by his emotions and had a problem committing. Three of the people he's dated have been Third Mann, Tibby Capp, and Mercedes Monty; and he has frequently had problems getting woohoo wants when they would logically occur. Whether this indicates a physical problem or a psychological one has yet to be determined, and seems to go hand-in-hand with a reluctance to commit. But the people he's dated do not necessarily share this reluctance. Tibby impulsively married Third's cousin and bandmate Silver Hart one night, whereupon Third (a Romance sim) promptly rolled a want to invite Jules over. He arrived about the time Tibby and Silver were consummating the marriage and resulted in Drama and Jules storming off before Third could talk to him. Next day, Third rolled wants to invite him over and go on a date. The date proceeded satisfactorily until Third asked Jules home and tried to get him to bed, at which point (in addition to getting caught by Tibby, which at least should put a satisfactory period to that entanglement - at the cost of Tibby being mad as hell at Third) he rolled a want to marry Mercedes Monty!

Tibby and Mercedes are still bosom enemies, and since Jules never once made it to woohoo with Mercedes, or thought about her between graduating and Tibby's marriage, this is an obvious impulse toward revenge. Which sucks for everybody.

I have no idea what I'm going to do with that boy. He's presently back living with his mother.

Maybe he needs military school

"well, that's not nice!"

(My sim, William, had just divorced his wife Eloise after moving in his new wife Meghan. He'd rolled a want to "throw a party" after Eloise had moved out. Granted, I'm sure it was coincidental but it was funny nonetheless!)

Once when I was playing the Sims, my sim asked his girlfriend to Marty him and she said no! She even had this really, REALLY UGLY look on her face. I mean, the dude was flipping rich (and hot too!).
That girl had problems.
So I was swearing at the computer screen the whole afternoon trying to work that wtf is wrong with that girl

Update:
They broke up and the dude got a new better girlfriend. Aren't I just delightful

I had to question one sims clothing choice.

"Why are you naked? you're outside!"

Made worse by the fact she was in front of her daughter and a random neighboring tourist.

Yep naked outside on vacation. At least the other tourist took no notice

"Well, I hope everyone who wants to adopt in Widespot wants two! Is there something in the water? If Penny comes up twins too . . ."

Dot Matrix and Miles Togo had (trips and quads) twins, Helen Wheels and Jim Dandy had natural twins. (Did you give Helen a twin token, Peni, or is it just luck?) Mary's so pregnant with twins--I don't know if it's her baking habit or her family sim twins perk even! Candy had better be a grateful good little simmy, with her single baby, I tell you what!

And in the said while ironing department:
"If things had worked out differently, Mary Land would've liked to be ironing her four-year-old daughter's newly sewn 'Pink is my very favoritist color' curtains on a Sunday afternoon and thinking about what she was going to do next time she played Sims . . . hey, you know what? It would be really fun to age down everyone in Widespot, bring Angel back, and play from before/without Angel's diagnosis and see what happens . . . Bad Sunny, you never stick to one hood long! Not today!"

That would be very interesting, Sunbee! I gave no one any tokens; not positive I could.

"I don't care what Sil did, Rhett - you're not gonna flirt with your daughter-in-law!"

My sim got this really weird boyfriend from the matchmaking lady. I paid the highest amount. He is really rude after they became official. And the girl who's dating him doesn't like his attitude. Well, at least she say a really hot (boy) best friend, so if he is free Friday night...