"They grow up so fast!"

"Very nice of you, Isaiah, but I think you're overdoing it".

Isaiah Gavigan, along with his family, had invited eight Sims for an unofficial housewarming party. While Isaiah's parents were moving round the party, entertaining guests and scoffing apples, Isaiah spent three hours congratulating Ron Attenborough on his first make-out session (the lucky recipient was Melissa, a townie who is Chief of Staff at a hospital, so Fortune Sim Isaiah was perhaps secretly jealous). This was outdoors in the middle of a blizzard. The sequence ended when Isaiah turned blue and I sent him to get a nice hot shower. This allowed a grateful Ron to go indoors just as the spaghetti was served.

"Well, dear Sims, you do not see this, but there is a Pokémon in your house"

I was playing Pokémon Go while I was furnishing a house for one of my new families.
Suddenly a Pidgey appears at the kitchen. I laughed off my *** sooo hard xD'

"Jeez, you two are tiresome" - I was playing Linus Santerre's household which have the parents and two sets of twins. The first set (Brissette and Marius) is children. They're spending their time jumping on bed. I'm wondering if I should get a "less jumping on bed" mod.
"How come you have red hair?" - when Lucia (part of the second set of twins) turned into a toddler. Some Santerres are known for being darkskinned with blond hair so I was surprised by one of them being red. I did some research and it appears that Linus (gen 4) has a recessive red gene coming from a generation 1 ancestor.

Trying to re-do and-resubmit a lot for a contest on another forum. Has to re-do the lot because she literally missed one letter ... one letter .. in the rules. Not the forum's fault. Hers. 100%.

Not sure if she should submit this lot because if this was a competition, she would be a five-year-old with waterwings competing against Olympic swimmers. Has already seen other entries. Not a blippin' chance.

Has currently gone through two painful health issues (Doctor on Monday for those ... pain is no fun), an electrical issue in her house (to be finished this week, but things are stabilized for now), last-minute family issues, another health issue which cropped up for the first time in at least 30 years (No ... you are not welcome back. Go away.) Just finished cleaning up Downloads folder after she made a mega-stupid move while perusing the content to be used on the lot. THINKS she fixed everything. In the middle of all this, worked on the lot when possible.

Exclaims that she doesn't care if people think this is the worst POS lot they have ever seen. This lot will be submitted after the alterations. Even if she winds up in last place.

Her Sims love the lot, anyway.

Gazania -
I love the fact that the Sims love the lot - that is the most important, isn't it?

- "OMG NO! Don't do it! It'll only end in heartbreak and pain!"
One of the teens in my orphanage, Sebastian, fell in love with his BFF, Adam, another orphan. Unfortunately for Sebastian, Adam has absolutely no romantic feelings for him.

- "This is all your fault. Your denial of Phil's death screwed up the kids!"
Jet still has no memory of Phil's death, unlike every other sim on the lot. He's in heavy denial. He has a memory of two loves even though he recently married a police officer he absolutely adores and Phil is still dead.

- "This is an orphanage! Where did all this drama come from?"
All of the above.

- "Aw. My poor baby. This is my fault!"
Alon, another teen orphan, lost his job because his adult partner sucked at his job and didn't want to admit it. The jerk got Alon fired (evil chance cards)! It was a bad day for Alon. I'd sent him to school with low fun and he dropped a full grade! If he doesn't get his grades up, he'll kiss that scholarship goodbye.

- "I'll let you woohoo, but not in your pseudo father's bed. That's just ick."
Sebastian is determined to get Adam into bed. He still hasn't had a first kiss but he definitely wants Adam ASAP. Problem is the only double bed on the lot belongs to Jet, the orphanage director, and his new spouse. And that's just weird. No. Nope nope nope!

- "Well at least your day ended better than it started!"
Alon ranted about his job loss to a friend of his over the phone, but now they're best friends. It helps that he also invited over Toshi Vaughn. After some hesitation, the two fell in love and immediately had their first kiss. Alon's not worried about his old job anymore!

"Faith, how the flipping blue blazes did you manage Risky Wohoo in a bed? While on birth control? Your daughter just turned toddler a few days ago and now you're pregnant again!"
--If I remember correctly, that's a pretty small chance to fail.

"No, I don't care that you two want another baby after Robert aged to toddler. You only have two spare rooms and they're small."
--Ah, Family secondary, how strong ye are.

"Ho... oh my god...... that's actually kind of gruesome."
--Temperance, aforementioned daughter, had been selling lemonade. She needed a bit of fun, so I set her to jump rope and then watch clouds. My first ever satellite death... and it's a child. The fact that her prone body was still visible under the wreckage didn't really help. I actually waffled on whether to let the death stand or not. In the end, Herbert stepped up to plead for his daughter's life. He won Death's game, though Temperance was in pretty bad shape after being resurrected.

"I wouldn't do that..." A townie poked Violin. She later returned the favour and then some.
"Ha-ha, it's mine now." Picking up a teaset a sim had just finished doing in buildmode (although I was just going to put it on their table)

"Godammit, Link, did you have to knock Zelda up?"

Not a sentence I ever thought I would utter in my lifetime. >_<

"Nothing exciting is going to happen until at least the fourth rotation."
Next minute my hood (with five families) has six people dead and two family lines hanging by a thread. o.O

I decided to send Malik and Elana, two uni students Downtown. My students usually spend all their time in the uni hood but I wanted to do something different.
While they were at Crypto (I don't recall the entire name), this is what I've said
- to Iael Fournier: 'you're heavily pregnant with twins. What are you doing in the electrodance sphere?'
Then I heard the crush sound. I saw Benjamin Sheperd who just woohooed somesim in the photobooth. Benjamin is married. He had a fling with a townie but I said:
'What! No! I didn't expect that from you! Why Sélėna, why?' when I saw her getting out the photobooth.
Sėlėna is also married and I thought she was happily married. She lost her daughter in a fire lately so this must have consequences.
Damn Knowledge sims!

"How the feck did you fall in love with the wrong woman?! All she did was being in the same room as you and you fell in love?! She didn't even match your wishes your damn, son of a -----" said while doing the 365 days challenge - on the first day of it even.

"Ehhhh. What's another 6 kids? They already have 10, why not 16???"

And immediately after typing that, I question myself, "Why not another 4? How about 20 kids?!?!?!! It's only another 4 kids after that?!?!?!!"

Noooooo!!!! I am so NOT in the mood for a 50/50 right now! Stop glitching or you will all get back into maxi clothes and hair!

Ugh, I don't want to build anymore today!

"MOVE FOR ****S SAKE IT'S JUST A LAMP THAT'S IN YOUR WAY"
"How did you two kiss just for talking for 1 hour after meeting each other ????"
"Why are you smiling for?"
"The **** you trying to say?"
"oh well done you just pissed yourself good job!"

"Well, piss into pants!" When sim is wawing at me, yelling and doing his pee-dance.

After all my mishaps lately with this game ... you don't want to know. There are a whole bunch of blushing sailors out there right now.

"FOR THAT SAKE MOVE! I don't care if you got money stolen you only had like 2 in money anyway!"

"why... is there a panda on my ground... oh it's a cat -_-"

"Okay, now don't let so much happen today my dear sims, I can't take more, the blog has already been featured 3 times... don't do to much okay?!"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH so that is what it does..."

"oh my god listen to me!"
"what have i just done" - often said when i allow a sim to have another child in an already packed house
"i hate you"
"how is this round over? We didn't even do anything!?"
"That is your crying infant, fEED IT!"

"Ok, let's get something to eat..."

5 minutes later

"Why did I download all this crap?! I can't find anything!"

"why Won't You Start Up?"

At the moment my game is in a really glitchy phase for some reason so I'm saying a lot of things like:

"Why is he floating?"
"Her neck... why game?"
"Don't walk through the television."
"Ouch, that's got to hurt."
"How are you doing that without dying?"
"Dear Lord, that's plain creepy. Please sleep with your eyes shut."
"Get out of my shot you weird floating arm through the wall. You're not aesthetically pleasing."

No, no, no, no.
You don't want 10 babies. You honestly, really and truly don't.
You just think you do
So let us move on then....