"hee hee. I caught these bugs outside; mom will scream when she finds them all over the house"
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no pic, no photo share yet

Here's one

"I never should never have chewed that electrical wire."

"You did say our luggage was being delivered, didn't you?"

That is the most strenuous yoga exercise I've ever seen.

"Do your flirting somewhere else! Don't you see we're all on queue to poo on the loo? Damn that spoiled grilled cheese."




Sorry for the pic, it's better than nothing..

"He is learning this faster than I expected. He even discovered what the secret ingredient for the food was without any hints from my part!"

Do you want to be invisible? Buy the Invisidress!
Side effects- Doesn't keep limbs, neck and head invisible. Head gets poisoned and becomes big, might explode. Skin turns grey and you slowly turn into a smurf. Creeps might follow you around. Family members WILL disown you.

Leisure within the dream, and the howling of the boredom!
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"We need new dresses. Green is so last season -- brown is what's in now."

News headline "Tour guide caught spying on sunbathers at the topless beach"

Girl: Oh my god Jerry, who the hell is this?!?!
Jerry: It's my cousin Chris from Strangetown, I -...
Girl: Get him out of here! There is blue hairdye all over my bathroom!!
Jerry: Ok, I had no idea he was here!
Chris: Yeah, I'm gonna need a place to crash for a few days... You guys chill with that?

"I'm not sure if I feel steady enough to go steady on this relationship."

"Seriously, Malfoy, gimme back the glasses."
"What if I don't?"
"I'll sic Hermione on you. She happens to take glasses very seriously."
"...I don't have them. Goyle has."

"Oh mighty Volleyball, help me get this girl to love me, for I have no idea on how to do that!"
"Guys these days... Anything to get laid. smh"

Post-makeover faces are funny.

This is the worst makeover ever! You turned my skin green!

"Turns out that playing in the bathtub does not produce better acoustics. Who woulda thought?"

This is not how Woody's "four women at once" fantasy was supposed to go!

There's actually four Mrs. C's in that picture, Peni.

"There you go. Steal the man's wallet while he's distracted by the third man making business over there."

"This balloon is filled with paint. Soon he will have hair just as yellow as mine!"



(Yes, that's my self-Sim.)

This position from the Kama Sutra looks awkward. Are you sure you want me to read it out?

"For a moment I thought that was a lemur all tangled up."

"And what kind of nuclear thing did a human kitten drink? It's very shameful to glow ... "
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Before she was a vampire, Susan had been a shorthand typist.

"The flies! Not the flies! Get them off of me!"

George did his best to distract Arthur from the fact that his hair matched the wallpaper.

"I thought Flat Earth Theory was a joke."

"Who would have thought General Buzz was cynophobic? Not so brave and rude after all, eh?"

"I enjoy seeing love in another perspective."

Hopefully I haven't shown this screenshot already down the line of this thread. It's one of my older pics.

(So many things come to mind, some too inappropriate for this forum, but I can't decide...)

"I knew that Santa Hat was too sexy for her own good!"

"GET A ROOM! ...Er, another room."

Chester suspected that the hotel had a leak in one of the hot tubs.

Ooh lala, Chick-feel-AAH!

"Just keep walking...look straight ahead."

"Aliens, and he had FEELERS!" "So he could feel you?Man, you are so wack"
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I like--
"It says right here in the user's manual 'To remove clingy toddler, bath, feed, cuddle, and put to bed'".

This Christmas in Sim City, the novelty slipper craze was getting a little out of control.

When you drank a lot yesterday, and the neighbors decided in the morning to please repair ...
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Then your kid is talking about it the next morning.

Starting early in a career of art forgery.

It is past your curfew, son.

Some people don't mind bathing in their own filth, but this is a bit ridiculous.

Bad enough I do all the cleaning around here, I've finally trained the dogs not to get their dirty paws and butts on the couch and now YOU guys are doing even worse!
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toddler getting out of bed..

New and improved compact toddler! Perfect for apartments!
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Nothing to wake you up in the morning like a face full of cactus spines.

well the stock market is rising! just like something else...

Is that "attacked images"?
Because the pic posted is just the posters avatar, and you can't enlarge to really see it - so was that her pic to caption?

Don't know what to caption, so I'll just post a picture...

"I knew he had too much chilly, that's why grimmie couldn't stand his unstoppable gas! Gonna think of plan B to get rid of him and his unwelcome stench"

I wonder who farted?

Jeese, Mary, I like you, I really do. But I can't accept your "surprise". I don't believe in enter-racial marriage. No no, it's not that I'm a shade darker..we're not the same RACE. This is my real head, I'm a lama. How would that even WORK?

New one.

yes it was and i'm a man not a woman

(It's not obvious, Emerald; and I for one couldn't make out your picture at that size well enough to caption it.)

Kaylynn: I'll rip out your heart with my bare hands!
Mary Sue: Go for it, Kaylynn! We can alibi each other.

why can't you be that flexible with in bed?
(sorry for last pic hope this one is big enough)
think you'll have to click on the image to see it

"I'd rather start world war three before eating another bite of this spinach!"

To the charges of Manslaughter by Mrs Crumplebottom in the death of Mr.Smith, the defense claims not guilty. Although the street camera seems to show a wicked smirk on Mrs.Crumplebottom's face, she is actually grimacing in pain. She used to attack people who made public displays of emotion, and spent years being rehabilitated. She is not happy driving a school bus, and the sight of Mr.Smith showing his delight at being successful, while standing ILLEGALLY in the street!, caused her emotional pain, and she accidentally pushed the gas pedal.
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"I guess that using a breadfruit tree to decorate the tour bus wasn't such a good idea."

Tee hee hee. They don't know that I put itching powder in their condoms.

Foolish human. It's time for bed now. Just a few steps to the side.

dont have an image but it looks like Josef fritzls basement wtf

Mopping up YOUR mess, one foot stuck in the diaper box..jees I just noticed you put the baby on the floor so you could rush to your bubble bath. And I just twisted my neck. What did I see in you?
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"Oh, hi. I just peed on your bear. Hope you don't mind."



(If I were to caption this one, I'd make a joke about my self-Sim's near-sightedness.)

While "Ms. I" squinted at her canvas, trying to decide what to paint, a burglar beat on her roommate. Maybe if she turned her music down she could HEAR the fight, and be inspired to paint. Or maybe she would only be inspired to run down the street in her PJs'
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sorry, no pic

Here, have one.

"So I take it this new cologne isn't a hit with the ladies. Back to the testing board!"

{this dog does NOT look like it's just peeing}

This is a house.2 houses. I can't enlarge to see detail, so don't know what to say

What is this? A house for ants?

Cassandra wasn't sure about what she just saw, but she was sure that that wasn't how the shaving foam was meant to be used.


(The sim in the blue shirt is Will Wright, creator of The Sims.)

Sim...Pirate Ship? It has potential.

"I wonder how long it'll take him to notice that I replaced the toilet paper with sandpaper."

"I'm being eaten by a high chair! Don't just stand there; save me!"

"It looks lopsided"
"You think you're an architect?! You just mix cement"
"Well it's a lopsided pile of cement"
"Oh, who cares. Did you know all 4 of us are PREGNANT!?"
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Mortimer: You ruined my legacy...Now I ruin YOUR LIFE!

Notes from the psyc.exam: Ms.X was being given intensive home-therapy due to her obsession with "being natural". Living "off the grid" wasn't the problem; but she spent so much time in the swamp her hair was growing algae. When she was discovered shortly after delivering a baby, she insisted she had never had sex, and there WAS no baby. I expect to be successful writing a book about her, "The woman who thought her baby was a backpack".
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Have no idea who the man on fire is, or why the man with missing hair is thinking of him.


Is that the INSIDE of his skull?! Doesn't seem to be anything IN there.

When X discovered that his farts were flammable it did not turn out well ... for everyone involved.

Day 10: They still haven't noticed there's an infiltrate between them. I wonder how long will it take them to find something weird about me.

Charity - those babies in the bed- I forgot how you do that, but it would be SWEET if you could really make them snuggle, I'll have to experiment piling them up.

Snuggling appearance involves more clipping sadly, as I'm using the invisible one tile bed that I uploaded. I also stuck two Maxis beds closer together, because one wasn't going to fit all the cats. XD

croud:: "yikes"

You don't seem to quite have the hang of the game, mdsb...I can't even tell what that is, let alone think of a caption for it, so I'll back up a bit.

"How dare you get struck by lightning?"

am29 by Peni G, on Flickr

mdsb: If I may help.. when you want to "caption the picture above you" - you don't need to open "reply" , which will include the picture. What others do is just go to the "post Quick reply" box and start typing . And what you will be typing (your "caption) is a short title or explanation of the picture. THEN you enter a picture of something, I can see that you ARE adding pictures, but they are small, duplicate pictures of a house interior. We don't know what to say about that. You might want to look at the pictures other people post, and think about what they are about; it's usually Sims doing something that looks odd, or different, that makes you stop and think.
FOR EXAMPLE: the post above yours shows someone that just got hit by lighting, and a bunch of people gesturing at him. Actually, that pointing is what Sims do when they catch someone stealing a newspaper. So I WOULD have captioned "HA! We see you stealing that paper. OK maybe that didn't mean you should be electrocuted"

actually, there were several posts between my post and the picture.

link of my last picture

There's...honestly not much to caption about a tiny thumbnail of a house.

When all the houses in the town plan look the same.

Mine are all animal related due to making pets content. XD

So nobody's going to caption mine? Oh, well...

"This present - mine. This present - also mine. All presents mine! But where is that catnip smell coming from? I must find that present!"

garret20

I'll caption it, Peni!
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Alan's Predator brand underpants blended into the wallpaper so well that his parents never knew he was in the room.

Previous post:
Garret's new MP3 player helped compensate for the banana shaped child he'd adopted.

As the gnomes foretold, Pepe had come to fulfill the ancient prophecy.

Here's my picture. I know it's not exciting, I just thought Komei's expression was. . .something.

So I have the power of x-ray vision? I guess that means I can see through walls. Intriguing *meanwhile staring at the changing booth that the woman just walked in*

single parent of 7 Toddlers; and one toddler with a failing friendship.

@mdsb759 You should put an image for us to caption, too- but one that's large enough for us to see, and which could also be considered humourous.

@SneakyWingPhoenix
Steponas was far too busy examining the grass and paving slab bathroom lino to talk to her friends.

guy holding pizza:: "if only I could get this helmet off"

a bigger image of my last picture::

...aaaand moving right along.

Billy! Is your wrist broken?!
Naw, but my kitty is.
Yes, we know who they are...but what's going on?

"You'll forgive me once I tickle you 75 times!"

Miranda was bored to tears by the overwhelming beige-ness of the bathroom decor.

@simsample actually that is Samantha Ottomas

That feeling when you steal your work uniform after they fire you, then realize you look smoking hot in it.

Muriel's forest camouflage would have been convincing were it not for the fact that she lived in a desert.




Who?