Mitch Wolosenko thinks: "Is it wrong that I fancy the matchmaker more than the redhead who summoned me?"

"I'm at college! I can finally use these fireworks!"

Llama Mascots: Hey dude! That cat would TOTALLY look awesome as a llama! Let's steal him!
Cat: Help me please...
Guy to the right: I heard babies like cats- Hey- is he for sale?

"Mommy? Daddy? What are you doing?"

(My battery's almost gone out.)

Is that what Mommy said?

No pic? Allow me to provide

"So son, it's a drug to knock out of you fucking flu, and you no longer can not run away from work in the bakery!"
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"So, I have laid the foundation for the construction of a new fountain, it will be a new tourist attraction of the Twikkii Island. And let them not say hot islanders only assholes know how to twirl!"
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By the time she realized she was deathly allergic to cats, it was too late.

I'm so clean I fart bubbles.... Nothin' to see here.

"That's not wrestling!"

"Why did I come here? It's such a slow night, but at least this juice tastes okay."

Blond kid sitting: Yes, this is my family. They live in a dark church, dad's drunk and big brother is supper weird. Please, somebody adopt me...please".
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A typical wedding in a multi-cultural hood. There's actually 3 pregnant people here.

(Nope.)

Guy who's sparkling: I NEED TO GO FINISH THE WEDDING ALREADY

Sim Pornhttps://www.google.com.pr/imgres?im...iact=mrc&uact=8

@SuperSim64DS - I'd appreciate it if you used your own screenshots rather than someone else's off Google Image Search. Thank you.

Since there's no screenshot above me, I'm gonna provide the next one

"Hay, goat-boy, you're a great dancer!"
(Actually I AM a great dancer, but this is the stupid dancing everyone seems to do, & I'm trying to be "one of the guys")
"I think I love you..."
"Of course you do, cause I'm just like YOU!"
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Isn't it nice that the gardeners enjoyed hanging at my house. You guys haven't even finished the trimming; are you charging by the hour?

Revenge of the gardeners! Time to take back what is rightfully ours!

Girl: Dad why do leaves change color?
Dad: It's mother nature's way of telling you to DO something around the house.

"MAN, what a great party! I can't wait 'til I'm a legal drinking age!"

Yay! happy birthday! ... wait, how old is she again?

"I am one with the force, the force is with me, I am one with the force, the force is with me, I am one with the force, the force is with me..."

Lukey_410f1543 by Peni G, on Flickr

why is this alligator here, and how did it get in the greenhouse...

(note on my previous post, that girl is their across-the-street neighbour)