"Why are you doing a hard sell on a 15 simolean magazine?? The customer's resisting.... Aaaand there's the red star."

"Ok, go naked in front of your girlfriend parents. I'm not gonna stop you anymore.."

"And this is why I'm a cat person." -- Me, after watching my self-sim getting chased by a dog.

Mine get double pay: what they get for working, plus what would've been their maternity leave pay, but they loose the vacation day. So that works out well for my poor and fortune sims. If they could save the days off for after the baby's born, that'd be even better, though.

*looks at Sim State Campus Lounge*
*tilts head*
"I just don't get it..."

"You were suposed to be a salary man, working hard at your office desk. WHY do you want to become a famous cheff?"

"IT WAS JUST A PRANK, BRO!" (My simself pranked her brother.)

Throw the baby... toss the baby... c'mon THROW THE BABY!!

(Whenever a baby is giving me trouble aging up. I had trouble with a set of twins today, so I probably spent half an hour muttering that under my breath!)

"i didn't plan on sleeping" - My friend, after I showed him this screenshot:

I have a list of things I've said over time whenever my Simsona's yellow-head lover has done things to astonish me. I won't be able to remember all of them exactly - just the major events I can recall more easily.

"Frank....Frank!" - He was gossiping to my Servo on how Andrea (my Simsona) was no longer best friends with William cuz he cheated on her. This was awhile back on another neighborhood.

"You're gonna teleport again..." - Andrea and Frank were in the middle of a classic dance, and when the Sims That Be coaxed him back home, he zipped a few feet away from her before they were fully done.

"Um, where did he go?" - Another scenario with the classic dance, except the dance lasted longer that when Frank finally moved he zipped close enough to the portal to vanish in a flash.

"Geez luezz, Frank." - I've said this every time he made a strange noise, like moaning during make out on the couch or smooching Andrea unexpectedly.

"Oh, full of nev." - His famous last words during a Kiss Up Arm interaction.

"Aww, don't go, Frank." - I've said this numerous times to William as well, whenever they have to leave the community lot.

"Oh, okay, that was short!" - That quote dripped with sarcasm. When Frank asked Andrea for a classic dance, he ended up leaving the lot as she was getting ready.

"Ooo, the devil is really tempting me." - This was when I accidentally had Andrea leap into Frank's arms right in front of William and Frank's old, original girlfriend, Lisa. This was before I knew about ACR or even CJ's Less Jealousy, and I didn't know at the time that particular hug counted as a romantic interaction. I quit out of that lot prematurely before the slapfest occurred.

"God d*** it, Frank!" - At rare times when Frank performed a rather naughty romantic interaction twice or thrice in a row like Goose.

"What's Catch?" - According to ACR, this is how a Sim receives the "Leap into Arms" interaction. Frank helped me learn that firsthand.

"Can Inteen's risky runaway actually work? I know I have it installed!"

"LILITH BE MY GUINEA PIG."

"You're a college graduate and you haven't even had your first kiss... and you're a romance sim. How did I manage that, again?"

"That omelette sounds crunchy"
"What the hell are you doing? Your wife just put your dead-tired toddler in the cot. Why the hell are you taking him out again? Bugger off!"
"I'm sure you just emptied that bin a few seconds ago..."
"Do as you're told!"
"Get out of the way!"

*stares at Sim State University Student Union*

*drops head in despair*

"Why? Why am I being punished... I just don't understand this lot!"

No, you can't buy a piano. You don't have space for one.
No, you can't dance with somebody now. You are home alone at the moment.
No, you can't have blueberry pie. Get your fat body over to the gym.
No, you can't soak in the hot tub. Start working out!
No, you can't flirt with that stinky green cloud around you. Take a shower!
I am quite ready to start ignoring your wants!!!!

"Oh for [censored], you [censored censored]! Just age up the [censored] baby already!"

I aged up the Ottomas twins in Riverblossom Hills awhile back. David and Grandma Dora had each just arrived home from work. Since I didn't want to bother holding a birthday party for two infants, espcially in this cramped house, I had Samantha and Peter each stand in front of a crib and queued them up one at a time on Pescado's Lot Timer to age up a baby. Sam aged up Sue Anne just fine. I clicked on the Lot Timer to tell Peter to age up Bobbi Jo and he handed her to David. Tried it with David and he handed her back to Peter. Told David to to play videogames in the other room and tried again with Peter. This time he queues up to hand the baby to Dora. [lots of inventive new words from me at this point] Canceled it, sent everybody else out of the room, and tried again, this time with the SimBlender. Peter puts Bobbi Jo back in the crib, and takes her out again to age her up. About bloody time!

"You're pottytrained now, remember - good boy!" As the toddler heads for the pot while I'm reaching for the mouse.

Need to get this on here now before I forget the thing I just said.

"You're gossiping about your wife while she's right there beside you??"

*zooms in closer*

"Oh, wait, you're referring to someone else. My bad!"

"Really, Don? Her incredibly attractive sister that you have 3 bars of attraction wasn't enough, you have to go after the cinnamon roll too?"
"Another MySims plug? Seriously?"
"One day I will decorate my house with evil things."
"And now you're staring at Darren and Candi. What the fuck, Don."

"But why Lemon!? You are a chef and still you burn the macaroni and cheese!!!"

She is slowley killing me..

Once my Sim burned a tv dinner at the highest cooking level. I guess it makes sense if a chef has adapted so much to actually making food as opposed to thawing out frozen food that's already made. The opposite is sadly true from what I learned watching Kitchen Nightmares.

At least chef salads don't burst into flames.

Damn. There is something about the sims who as soon as they receive the highest level of cooking etc, will decrease their daily level of intelligence.
Don't say that! You never know, salad's would actually burn quite easily. It's basiclly grass.

I once managed to set of a smoke detector while boiling hot dogs. I have no idea how.

The thing about burning a meal is, even someone with high cooking points can burn a meal they haven't learned to make yet. If for some reason a sim gets to 10 cooking skill without having learned to make mac and cheese - well, there you go.

In all fairness, there is a huge difference between making macaroni and cheese out of a box and making proper baked macaroni and cheese from scratch, which is presumably what a 10-point cook would be doing. That involves making cheese sauce with real cheese, milk, butter, and a thickener, and as anyone who's stood there stirring and stirring and stirring can tell you, that's a whole different animal than that powdered stuff.

@Peni Griffin
Haha yeah ofcourse. But she have been learning to cook everything. She have her own little bistro so that's why it botter me so much.

"Ouch!"

My Sim woke up with her left arm sticking out of her back instead of the usual place of underneath her left shoulder. She didn't seem too bothered about it as she played her portable video game one-handed, but it made me wince just seeing it.