"Heather, you useless lesbian."

"That's fucking gay."

"I'm such a weeb. I just put Vocaloid music into my sims 2 radio station. GOMENESAI, MY COLLEGE STUDENTS."

"Stop rolling wants to kiss your ex-wife! You wanted to go on a date with the maid!"

Uhhh... Daniel Pleasant?

Yes.

I managed to get the want to roll away, and now he rolled a simultaneous want and fear to get married to the maid.

Sounds like a pleasant and not-so pleasant trip down the road for him. The crazy things Sims roll a want and a fear for.

"No. You are NOT falling in love with Nina. All I have to do is get Rodney's Death Creator."

"Do you guys wanna do anything besides woohoo?!" ACR...I swear

Edit: Also "Stop whining about your slightly low aspirations!" "I'm aware ok!"

"Beaumont, why are you such an ass? Angel, what is the matter with you?"

Angel Hart keeps dropping by the Monty twins' campus residence to play their violin. The trouble is, Beaumont has gotten engaged to someone else, and slaps her because he's angry at her for also dating Ash Greenman. She never retaliates, just cries. At a recent toga party, she caught him with his fiancee and I thought she was finally done but nooooo...now she comes by to to slap him and then play the violin.

Beaumont wanted to make best friends with her again, but all he would do was slap, poke, and shove her. So I had Benedicta take her on an outing, from which she went home when she was struck by lightning in a hot tub. Benedicta'd barely been home an hour, though, when here she came back again, to play the fiddle until it attracted Beaumont, and then slap him. But then she put up with poking, shoving, and slapping until it was painful to watch. Finally she attacked him - and lost - but she still wouldn't go! Benedicta, who had slept through all this, finally had to get up and tell her good-bye.

I'm worried about her.

"That's horribly tacky....*stares at it for a few seconds* I love it!" (wallpaper)
"Much light, very awesome" (somehow the meme got into my brain)
"A front door, that would help"
"It's my house, I can do what I want!" in regards to my wall paper choices
"Is that supposed to be ugly?....Oh..I guess so"
"Why are you so expensive? You're so pretty"

"Chloe... Chloe, what are you doing?" *quickly checks that she's set to Not Allowed on Unmarried Try for Baby and she is* "How?? Why?!?" *thinks about it* "....oooooh. Well, congrats Caride, you just got another woman pregnant on purpose."

Considering three out of the four Singles household women are currently among his lovers, this bodes ill.

"This is a thing of beauty"
"I am totally addicted to CC now"
"This much beauty should be illegal"
"It's soo clean"
"They now love fall and winter" (I used fall and winter inspired wallpaper)
"Holy mother of yes"
"Ew"
"Yess"
"Finally, a white toilet"
"I have rugs, I should use them"
"Why are curtains so expensive?"
All this was said while building Stella Terrano's home

"Don, I hope you die."

"I'M READY TO MURDER."

"Leave the cinnamon roll alone."

"You burnt it you eat it!"
"You clogged it you unclog it!"
"I'm taking the espresso machine away too!" (They are overly obsessed with the exercise bike and espresso) "Why don't you sleep instead?!"
"you broke it you fix it!"
maybe i'm too harsh on my Sims lol

I can't stand the gagging when they eat burnt food. I just make them chuck it away and do it again.

"I HATE ROOFS" - me, after struggling to get the roof of the SSU admissions office to look right. I eventually said screw it and hit auto-roof. Also, is it roofs or rooves? Both of them look wrong...

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Rooves as a plural for roof is dated, but not incorrect. The Oxford English Dictionary lists “rooves” as an alternate to roofs, one of several outdated spellings used in the UK, and in New England as late as the 19th century.Feb 18, 2011

I Hate Roofs Too!

"Who the **** designed the layout of the Viejo house? Oh my god." *cue 10 or 15 minutes of me shuffling things around and getting rid of the object staircase because no*
"Betty, Catherine, you two are lusty old ladies aren't you?"
"No, Catherine, you may not try to get Gabe O'Mackey into your bed. I don't care if you double-bolt him, I spent too much effort getting him, Patricia Wan, and Jules on good footing. Here! Have Ethan Barrett, instead!"
"Sorry, Betty, but Cleo has already won Leod McGreggor's heart."
"Betty, you saucy old goose, I know you want to marry a rich sim but I don't think seducing Cornwall Capp is going to get you what you want."
"Cornwall, you naughty dog. I guess those twins back home are a little much to handle, eh? Especially since Kent, who was the one bringing in most of the money and doing the cooking, decided to take Bianca Monty's invitation to join her and her new husband Clyde Roseland in the main 'hood. Guess you should have thought of that before continuing to torment him."
"Andrew, do not get into bed with Betty! Betty, don't cuddle up to him! I friendzoned you three for a reason! Eugh..."

'This whole house is going on birth control. Right now.'
'Can I play a household without children? Please? Nope, rotation won't allow it.'
'Can you stop romancing each other? You move to the other side of the house, otherwise you'll starve.'
'I built you a sports ground and you're all being lazy. USE IT.'

"Don can you go away and stop trying to woohoo with Cocoa?? I haven't lowered her Risky chance yet!"

"No, seriously, stop trying the hanky panky for five seconds so I can make Cocoa say goodbye!"

"CANDI IS GOING TO FIND YOU."

"GOD. STOP GETTING NAKED."

I was laughing so hard but also so disappointing in my pixels.

"Keep the vampire busy, keep her busy... WHERE'S CRUMPLEBOTTOM?!" I had forgotten to re-download creaturefix so when a vampire and Crumplebottom showed up at the same nightclub, I got a little worried and tried to keep them apart.

"What the--" Crown and her best friend Roland fell in love. She's gay. He's gay and married. All she did was throw a piece of grilled cheese on him.

"Let the carnage begin." I installed a multi-PT mod and a females can get pregnant from alien abduction mod. I then let my female sim loose.
LET IT BEGIN
"...??? 12 dollars left?" That's because the big telescope is really expensive.
"OH DEAR GOD BILLS ARE TOMORROW."

"I see you, Betty. Don't think I don't. You called Leod twice. The one time I'll let you off, because that was the first night outing call. But the other time? Uh uh. Especially since after he declined your invitation, due to have Cleo over, you decided that a late evening visit was in order. When he greeted you, you first tried to monopolize him, and then tried to distract Cleo by pulling her into fishing with you. At least you had the good grace to back off after that night and didn't cause any trouble at the wedding later."

"Pfffffft haahaha, holy crap, Anya (aka Kaylynn), really!? You walked in on Don and Nina woohooing on the couch. You stood there behind the couch and watched TV as it happened! They've been flirting and kissing around you since then, for a couple of hours. Only now, when they dance kiss, you suddenly decide this is a problem and go to slap Don?? What did you think was going on all this time??"

"Get OFF the dollhouse already! I queued you a toilet and a bath for a reason! The schoolbus will be here in 40 minutes!"

Why is the dollhouse so damn sticky that a user-directed command won't get a toddler or kid off it? Free-will commands usually yield to user-directed ones; why does this one have to be different? *

* This comment ought to have gone in the Pet Peeves thread but whatevs.

I guess you've never said 'just 5 more minutes ... I have time'. XD

You have to kick them off it.