"Gabriel stop crying. If you didn't want her to slap you, you shouldn't have flirted with her husband."
"Oh, right, he flirted with you. Never mind."
"Hey, Morty, mind coming over and stopping your wife from beating your boyfriend?"
"Well, that was awkward interaction."
"Stella looks scary. I had no idea that sims can look so scary. She gave me goosebumps."
"Damn, she is pissed."
"C'moon, glitch, when I said "coming out of clothet", I didn't mean it literally."

"Ah, fuck, I forgot a hack." - me, after realizing that I'd forgotten to reinstall twojeff's "Teens Keep Loves" hack after removing InTeen and Johnny Smith had fallen out of love with Ophelia Nigmos. Easy fix with the Blender though.

'Really, Ryanne, you don't even have a crush on Kai after you woohooed him? What more does it take!'
'Albin, you like it too much that Lupita's following and adoring you constantly. You're playing with her for your own ego! Either fall in love with her already or ..send her packing.'

Now I know why my teens lost their love tags! I wasn't sure what happened, but apparently removing inTeen happened.

'YOUR HEAD IS DIRECTLY UP YOUR DAD'S ARSE'
The joys of spiral staircases...

"Why the f*** are you cousins?!" - while trying to match up two Sims in my Pleasantview Epic Challenge playthrough.

"I hate you Burris boys. You all look so dang alike." (I'm lying. I love them.)

Here's a picture to show why I get confused at times (with the youngest as an adult for reference):

Nobody made you put the same hairstyle and facial hair on all of them.

"What have I done to you?" I whispered while updating spreadsheet after playing first rotation in Riverblossom Hills.
And after few seconds very, very quietly:
"Muahahhaha."

Yes that's true, my silly curiousity did that. They are dressed very differently normally otherwise I'd have lots of problems! The Sims 2 genetics system has actually very much impressed me with these boys. :D

Syberspunk's "Apologize Fix" was made for this:
http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/s...pic,2467.0.html

"Sharon, I don't think you want to- Uh... ok, then."
"Sharon, you don't really have a right to be mad. I mean, yeah, I think John had a little fun with someone not-you when I played his house. But he didn't do it right in front of you. Seriously? You banged John not more than an hour ago in that same photo-booth! He was right there! I know you two aren't exclusive, but there's such a thing as decorum and respect."
And I had such hopes for these two. I thought Sharon even had a fear of being rejected for engagement to John. Maybe it had been a fear of getting engaged! Either way, it looks like the ship of Sharon Wirth and John Mole has sunk.

"And peace was restored."
"Hi there Candi! Interrupting on your nephew's date, I see!"
"NNNNNOOOOOOO...."
"Why is she going into the male bathroom!"
"GET THAT PURSE AWAY FROM ME"
"OH THANK GOD."
"Stay drinking! Don't break the date!"
"STAY DRINKING!"
"WHY ARE YOU HEADING TOWARDS THEM!"
"KNIT AT HOME!"

So I unbanned Crumplebottom and hilarity ensued.

To the butler at Capp Manor who has a high neatness rating: "Dude, I know you're just having oodles of fun mopping up all those puddles over and over again, but I really really would love for you to fix the leaky tub first!"

"Finally, a lesbian."
(Uberhood's LGBT sims include Castor Nova, Andrew Martin, Morty Roth, Gabriel Green, random townie, Kent Capp, Buzz Grunt, Romeo Monty and Tybalt Capp - for now. I was happy to add first female, Miranda Capp, to the list.)

I find that pretty sad, seeing as NPCs or free-to-roam playables will only clean up the water coming from a broken sink, bathtub, or toilet, and yet they don't have the common sense to stop the problem altogether by fixing the darn appliances. I saw that during someone's Asylum challenge on Youtube, when the other insane inmates just kept improving their Cleaning skill by mopping up the water near a broken tub. Oh, and they never bothered to clean the toilet once it started to reek green; they just kept using it despite the unsanitary situation. I'm surprised Sims don't get sick from that.

"Why is a street dog in your house? Wait... It came from second floor. From kids' bedroom. Oh, crap, Albany, I hope there is some "treasure" in your yard, because we don't have enough money for new bed."

The same dog later appeared in Antonio Monty's house and did some damage there too.

'What are y'all fussing about? If they want to hankypanky in a tent, let them. It's none of your business!'

So , i just bad an beautiful baby , the father was Benjamin Long ... i made him an plastic surgery waiting for the genes to change ... their baby got an kid an got ALL of his father genes and then i screamed loud "are you frickin kiding me game ! Also of the fathers old genes ! All ! Why not a little bit of the mother genes !"
When my game crashes : "Are you frickin serious !!!!!"

But...but... Benjamin's nose is one of the best things of the game

"Why do you want to apologize to me?"
"Sarah, get out of the way. They need to get out."
"There! Now they can slap you properly."
"'Elmo knows where you live!' Oh, God..."
"The plant kicked your ass. How does that feel?"

At the fourth thing I said, I was actually quoting something from the Simpsons and the last bit was when somebody wanted to say hi to Andrea. Apparently, he knew where she was.

What happened to the pictures I just took? (looking at blank photo). Seems like Paint.net is annoying this way sometimes. I have Paint Shop Pro but it needs a lot of juice to run alongside Sims 2.

"No no no cancel that action and go to work you're going to miss the car!"

"What did you get stuck on that stopped you getting on the bus today then?"

"There's plenty of room to get around that furniture don't stomp your feet at me! "

"You just got out-womanized."
"OH DEAR GOD WHERE'S THE CARPOOL- oh it's Sunday."
"Kars, I would just like to inform you that you need to stop."
"GET. OFF. THE. GAMECUBE."
"Why are you like this?"
"Pull any more crap like this and you WILL die by flies." *proceeds to enable testingcheats*
"There goes her scholarship!"
"Fix your computer!"
"Okay, so my Sims are weaboos?"
"Ah, yes, my favorite music track: Silence."
"I thought you were good at this?"
"TURN IT OFF! YOU CAN'T DANCE TO MAGNET!" (Magnet is a custom song about a forbidden romance I put in my game. My sim siblings were trying to dance to it.)

Well, I said this out loud and typed this into my now sims' bios. They were originally those pre-made students in the students bin; Tom Freshe, Marla Biggs, and Emily Lee. It's amazing how I remember their names because I hate them that damn much. Marla was trying to mack on one of my sims, Gavin, but he was destined to be with someone else. That constipation made him fall in love with her ugly ass! Tom and Emily just wouldn't do any work to get excellent grades. In the end, they had excellent grades, but I can never forgive them for the hell they put me through. Now, I must give them hell. I said all of this about two days ago, and here's what I can remember:

Marla: I called her the B word. Wished for her death, and said, "Just die already."

Emily: Called her a B, and said, "May all of your edges become snatched! And may your husband cheat on you while you're dying on your death bed!"

Tom: Called him a B as well, and I kept calling him Uncle Tom because he really does remind me of an uncle tom type of new black! calm down. I said, "May your edges become snatched, and may your children become menaces to society!"

I've also said some fat shaming and racial slurs about them as well, but hey, don't do what I say and I will make your sim life miserable. I've also said, "I will come in there and slice you with a razor!" What I'm going to do to them is worse. Heck, I already killed that Marla chick because she shouldn't have enticed Gavin with her hot breath and her ugly face looking like tragedy and woe! I'd kill her again if I had the chance! Ol' long face, buck tooth bitch! I hope her tits burn clean off in sim hell! I'm mad again