What I said last night, after my Sims honeymooned in the Far East was, "It's still the best game ever, I don't care what anyone says."
(I seem to say that a lot!)

Why do you insist on trying to play kickybag in the kitchen? You know there's no room there!

WTF. Why are you bringing a book outside to read to the toddler where there's dropped rubbish and roaches? I told you to take her inside, so you put her down and go inside without her ...

"Oh sh*t, not Morty!" *Tries to get Bella to plead for his life* "What do you MEAN 'no actions available'??"
"Nervous! Stop. Stuffing. Your. Face."
"Tara, stop hitting on Goopy. You're married! One of you will meet Fredrick the cowplant if you don't quit."
"Who comes in a nightclub to jump rope? Malcolm, have him leave."

As I save a household, I look at the clock and see there's not time to play an entire day, but more time than I need just to shut the game down, shower, and go to bed. "I'll just take a little peek at the next one..."

An oldie but goodie: "Get. In. The. Goddamned. ENERGIZER!" (For maximum effect, read aloud through clenched teeth.)

Said after a Sim with all motives in or near red kept getting out of the energizer to complain about his motives, pee on himself, and fall asleep in the pee puddle rather than stay in the Energizer for the three seconds it would have taken to solve everything.

While my sim finishes making Ambrosia;

"Hello, what have we here? A dinner display going on, hmm? How marvelous, I'll go get the rest of the family an- aaand he just it on fire... happy now?" ಠ_ಠ

"Don't put the baby on the floor!"

Ambrosia? Sounds like you need the Sims 3 discussion board over here: http://www.modthesims.info/fd.php?f=561 this is for Sims 2.

Things I've said recently: "Argh, get out of bed now!" I have Apartment Life so couples do the Apartment Life morning cuddle after they wake up, but they are very slow in untangling from each other to get out of bed. It annoys me when they take their sweet time and almost miss the carpool or the baby needs to be changed and they take forever to untangle and get out of bed to change the baby's diaper.

It wasn't Ambrosia, I keep on forgetting the name of the desert in sims 2 that they light on fire etc. Why do I assume it's Ambrosia? I really don't know, just forgetful.

*stares at computer* No. You did not! Dude, your lover died of a disease two seconds ago! Don't flirt with his friend! I don't care if second dude is your lover too! Have some class!

Two seconds later:
You jerk. At least wait until the grim reaper leaves before making out with him!

"I'm so completely done with you people."
-almost every single time i play
"NO STOP WHAT WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HER COME BACK YOU EVIL PERSON WHAT WHERE DID THE PARENTS GO DKDKJDKD"
When my couple that had twins held a wedding party, got married, and went on their honeymoon leaving the twins completely unattended. Leonard (from the Big Bang theory) decided to take one of the babies. I eventually got her back but I was screaming at Leonard the whole time
"There's no time for that you have to go to work!"
"WHY ARE YOU MAKING YOUR BED THERE'S A ROBBER CALL THE COPS YOU IDIOT STOP"
When my sim just had to make her bed before even considering to call the cops.
"How do you fit a hot tub in that bag is that a portable black hole"
Same robbery
"You could've stolen the litter box"
Same robbery when there was a dirty litter box that I moved to the middle of nowhere because I had no space in the house
"WHY ARE YOU TAKING A SPONGEBATH "

I know Baked Alaska is a dessert that they can make that requires them to light it on fire, I can't think of any others right now. Ambrosia is a Sims 3 food that is used to resurrect a ghost Sim.

"Why are you getting out of bed in the middle of the nite? *Sim proceeds to make the bed* "What is Grimmie doing here? NOOO!" Elder sim just had to make that bed before taking a trip - suitcase in hand . .
*Sims gets up - makes the bed* "What about the other side? It's a double bed, 2 sides, make up both of them!!" Sims that make their bed every day as child/teen seem not to realize when they grow up and get married, the double bed has 2 sides.
"Why are you taking out trash? You just moved in, there is no trash!" I don't use compactors or trash bins anymore, they constantly take out trash that shouldn't exist. Saves a lot of wasted time that can be utilized doing something more important.
"You're on a date! Get back here!"
"Why am I sending you to do that? It's in your wants list . . if you don't want to do it, don't add to wants!!!"
"NO COPS AND ROBBERS IN THE HOUSE!" I AM GOING TO FIND A MOD TO STOP YOUUUU!!!" Annoying game, loud, they get in other sims way and it's an outdoor thing and it can't be canceled.
"I wish the pointer had a finger that can thump you on your empty head!"

"WHY ARE YOU SINGING KARAOKE IT BLOCKS THE STAIRWAY THAT SOMEBODY NEEDS TO USE OR ELSE THEY'LL STARVE!!!!!"
Me when one of my sims was about to starve because someone was singing karaoke and the karaoke machine was blocking the stairway that led to the kitchen. In the end I moved the fridge upstairs and made my sim have some cookies.

"WHY THE HECK IS THE POLICE HERE?! WHAT DID I DO? ALL I DID WAS ADOPT A PET!"
When I figured out that the police comes when you call on the phone to adopt a pet.

"WHY IS THE COUCH RIPPED TO 3 PIECES OF WOOD?!!!"
When the couch got ripped apart by my a Siamese cat that my sim owned.

"THERE IS NO TIME TO COOK THAT HOT DOG ON THE GRILL BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK!"
When my sim was cooking a hot dog on the grill and the carpool for work had already left but I didn't want a fire to start.

"SPECIAL EVENTS CAMERA I THOUGHT THAT I TURNED YOU OFF!!! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM WOO-HOOING. I DO IT ALLLLLL THE TIME WITH COUPLES AND I DON'T CARE WHAT THE HECK THAT THEY DO. SO SPECIAL EVENTS CAMERA, YOU CAN SHUT YOUR FACE."

Lately I've been yelling this constantly -

"OH, DON'T YOU DARE HAVE QUADRUPLETS. DON'T YOU DARE. IF YOU HAVE QUADRUPLETS I WILL KILL Y-- ....crap, you had quadruplets."

You don't have to allow the multiple option even if you have the mod installed, you know.

Just now I invited household on the family that includes the newly-raised teen who had previously burned to death. She picked out another visitor - another teen girl, the granddaughter of the hostess - and started harassing her. Every time I saw her I was saying: "Don't make me wish I hadn't resurrected you!"

You want ANOTHER baby? You don't have room or money for another bed. OK fine, but this time you'll have QUADS! Course I know that won't stop the little rabbits from wanting MOAR babies!

Eat, sleep, pee, bath. How about if there is no toilet and you have to survive on pizza, ya lazy good for nothing.... Actually that sounds interesting.

1) "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? I DONT CARE IF DINA CALIENTE IS ON THE VERGE OF DYING, YOUR JOB IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND!"

2) "Oh no. It's a girl."

3) "AGH I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU. OR YOU. OR YOU. IM LEAVING THIS PLACE. BYE TOWNIES!"

"What's Mortimer doing her-"
"LEAVE MY SELF SIM ALONE YOU CRADLE ROBBING FREAK!"

"Shit!" - I muttered this when my computer crashed before I was able to save the game.

Making them survive on pizza will just make you jealous as they can eat as much pizza as they like and it won't make them fat.

mine is "why you check him out you just got married"
"why on earth you want to eat again, leave that fridge alone"
"don't go anywhere! I'm paying you to stand here and serve customers"(my employer leaves cash register unattended when I give him order to stay there)

I don't care about your moonbeam voodoo shit! Go away!

I said that at the Gypsy woman one time.

"Can you not."

In a wonderful Pink Floyd parody:
'Hey, butler! Leave the kids alone!'

Furthermore:
'Oops, forgot to cancel skilling, now GO TO WORK! IDC that you're late, just GO!!!
'Less talking, more eating!'
'Does that coughing HAVE to take forever?' (I got a flu epidemic raging through my hood atm, it's grueling)
'GO AWAY' (whenever random townies are in the way, which, sadly, is very often.
And the all time classic: 'just...wtf'

"ABJHEET DEPPIESSE! OR WAS IT HEATH OR WAS IT AMIN OR WAS IT JODIE OR WAS IT SOPHIE OR WAS IT GOOPY OR WAS IT DANIEL OR WAS IT KEITH! WHY ARE YOU HERE? WHY YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME?"

Townies always have the same WEIRD deformed faces.. can never tell who is who..

To a sim on free will: "Yes, great idea watering the plants while it´s raining. And it´s only in the middle of the night, too."

To a couple that just would not get pregnant: "No sleep for the both of you, before you are with child. I don´t care, I can keep this up all night."
And I SWEAR, they have thought: "Yes, Enki, we too!"

To young adult Gavin Newson, who had burnt to death twice, when he got hit by lightening: "I think I know now, how you got orphaned. Sigh. You are SUCH a bad luck magnet."

"Right, taking out the trash is the definitely good thing to do whEN YOU HAD YOUR FOOD IN THE OVEN ARE YOU TRYING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN?!"

"No, Mallory, you can't have her, she's married...and you're not a lesbian!"
"Yes, you guys have three bolts of chemistry....Just as planned!"
"Seriously, Mallory, you are straight, stopping massaging Jeanette"
"No, you cannot have 10 more kids! You're already a jobless widow with three!"
"I know you two don't get along, but that's your dad, stop slapping him"
"Parents do not kiss their kids on the mouth, especially not teenage kids"
"I have the mods to set you on fire, do not make me use them!"

Most of my playing lately is building. So, the things I say often are:

"Where in the catalog is that..."
"A new slaved item, time to look at new pretties."
"But I just loaded the game!" Said when I take a break and see a new download I want to add immediately.
"I didn't just wait all that time for the game to load just to find out I forgot to install ... I found before I went to bed last night! Oh, G, it isn't there."
"What in the world is that?" While looking through the catalog and seeing thumbnails that don't look like something I want in my game. Then finding out it was something I've had a while but never paid attention to the thumbnail.
"I need to get stoned!" I use stone and wood walls and flooring more than any other. However, I don't always seem to have enough stones on hand to complete a lot the way I want. Michelle and iCad have me covered for woods.
"Yes. More flowers here. Another group of trees there. Wait. I need different exterior walls!" Said after having already decorated the lot with several different walls, the kind that have 3 to 2 dozen walls in the set.
"Why am I always putting trees in the way of the front door before I take pictures? Can I see the door? No. Of course not!" I try to take pictures of all my lot layouts, for future use. And as yet another backup strategy.
"Should I go to bed now, or start on another lot and wake up asleep with drool on my keyboard, again."
"Where's my shack of shame?" I always have to have a lot with a tiny shack and lots of land that I make the sims/family slave away growing stuff in the garden to feed the hood, give to the royalty, or as penance because they did something to irk me. Even main character may find themselves living in a shack of shame. Sometimes I make several shacks in one hood (in my head) and imagine having them filled to capacity with higher class sims because the lower class sims mutinied.
"That outfit looks much too good for a peasant. You get out of those clothes. Now."

"Stop sexing each other up and clean up the mess!" A little unfair, perhaps, as they were a test couple for new sex animations, but the environment was in the red and they were making out next to fly ridden dishes.

Jealous? - how DID you know...oh you have seen me on another thread. And I can't even EAT pizza!

"Wow aNOTHER fucking girl?" Me as the torch holder of my now defunct legacy adopts a child only for it to be another girl thus making it four generations of only female sims.

I feel you. I once had a generation of 4 boys. I don't really mind but what bugged me they all look almost the same.

I tried to save without quitting but accidentally saved with the social worker still on the lot when I quit so that family is unplayable now. How the game even let me do that with the social worker still on the lot is amazing, but that's what I get for not paying attention.

"Don't be stupid. You can't woohoo with her; she's in bed." My male sim walking towards the bed with woohoo in his queue ... yeah, two seconds later I realised how dumb that sounded; where else are you supposed to woohoo? XD To be fair, she was in bed asleep!

to Don who suddenly rolled three interesting wants
"No, you can't flirt, kiss and fall in love with Deborah. She's your wife's daughter! The one who is standing next to you. And you helped to raise her!"

to the Nanny
"both parents are working and the quads need fresh diapers. And you just stand there on the other side of the road doing nothing!"

Once a dog called Waffle decided to pee on the floor,and my sims were just showing room to headmaster,and he was like "Eew,are you guys cleaning your house?!"
And I was like "YOU STUPID DOG!!DO YOU USE YOUR BRAIN?!ARE YOU NORMAAAAL?!
Other:
"WHY ARE YOU SITTING AND WATCHING YOUR KID CRYING?!MOVE YOUR ASS!!
"You are embarassing YOUR family!YES YOU STUPID!"
"Can you EAT or SLEEP without MY HELP?!"

"Duuuuuude." Me when my newly installed game loaded the Goth house with ease when it would take about 10.5 million years for it to load on my netbook.

"Why are most of the teen clerks female? Where are all the male clerks? Come on .... my teen Sim girls need some more guys to play with here!"

(I admit that sometimes, I'd like to be lazy and have my teen girls find, flirt with and date teen male NPCs such as clerks. The problem is, there doesn't seem to be that many of them in comparison to my growing number of teen Sim girls. For some reason, the game has generated only George McC and one other teen male Sim clerk. Just wonder why that is ... admittedly, this is a petty annoyance.)

"No Jenny, PLEASE NO!"

When Jenny McBain (my first ever Sim pregnancy), immediately after giving birth to twins, rolled a want to have 10 children.

"Really Jenny, I think 4 is enough -- at least for just now."

ROFL. "Twins? Why couldn't I have had quads?" XD

Red hair, brown eyes, taurus, active, nice, playful. The heir.

Goes to first comm lot. He is gay.

Leefish: Oh no why you? Now I have to think of a realistic way for you to have children....

/me investigates the possibilities of "IVF"

"You have to be kidding me! Why?"

I just bought the Teen Style Stuff pack and it refused to install until I uninstalled and reinstalled my entire game with it in the right order. DX

"No more damn babies!"-Me, after my dirt poor artist/farmer couple got pregnant again after four kids, both of which are sets of twins.

Pondefloor: I had the same thing only worse. Dustin (via ACR) had 2 kids, 3 toddlers, then TRIPLETS! "I'm taking away the couch! And no more double bed for you!" And since everyone ignored one of the triplets, when they turned toddlers the mom (Angela) took it into "the woods" (big yard with trees) and left it in the snow. I had told her to hold the toddler (a screaming brat, even the kids teased her) then go jogging, and that's when she let me know how she REALLY felt!. Their house is on a foundation, and everyone was happily ignoring the starving green girl...I hired a nanny who finally brought her inside. But by then the kid was a terror, nobody could do anything with her.

OMG I let THEM abuse a child! BAD Gramma!

It's heart-warming to hear of a nanny who cares more than the family Sims.

Augh I know exactly what you're talking about! My family sims care more about making babies than taking care of them and they ave four kids running wild throughou the house and they're too poor to hire a nanny or a maid so everything's filthy and it's just a huge mess but now one of the toddlers is about to be a child so there's even more space issues. If I didn't have the no social workers hack, they would have been taken ages ago.

pondefloor: yea, ha ha. Just like REAL people who like MAKING babies, but have neither the money or the interest to take care of them. I've played that out lots of time; it's just FUN! Then I pick the child with the most "clean" or "serious" points and make them clean everything, buy groceries; grow up and get a job to support everyone, while missing school as much as possible so they can potty train all the babies...Doesn't that sound like a fun challenge?

Family Sims want a bunch of kids but they don't seem to care about them once they have them. There are a lot of Knowledge Sim/Family Sim pairings in my game and even though most of the time the Knowledge Sim didn't roll a want for the child, they seem to take better care of them once they have them.

Oh look! She is begging for money .. (last Tuesday)

"Ha! Never going back to the Sims 3!" (after discovering the 'Dirty Joke' thing)
"GOD DAMN I HATE THIS ROOF!" (because I can't figure out how to build a roof without it going into the rooms)

Make sure you're on the right level. If it's going into the rooms then you probably need to be one up.

Before my days of MTS:

"SIT. DOWN. WITH. THAT. PUNCH. DON'T. STAND. THERE."
"Get back here."
"No babies for you. Build skills!"
"SSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHPPPPPPPPPP"
"Go away. I can find a mate myself, gypsy."
"I don't want to join the silly Gardening Club"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I DIDN'T SAVE!"
"Hurry up and (have a) birthday/die/child cos I NEED to go to the 'hood!"
"Thought I killed you off."
"HIT HIM BACK"
"Argggghhhhh....."
"Oh sweet Agnes CrumpleBottom. Why don't you stay for a spot of....POISONED TEA?!"
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..
..
"ANACONDA!"

Here are some of my quotes...

"Stop kissing that sponge mop and WooHoo with the maid already!!"
"Dude, stop complaining that the chair's occupied when you're standing right next to it!!! Use your eyes!"
"Oh, will you stop blocking the doorway already? That's a fire hazard, you know!"
"Stop hiking up all those flights of stairs to your apartment just to put your homework down! Just put it on the sidewalk and I'll use my Hand of God to move it up for you."
"Ooh, a teenager just PWNED an adult in a fight."
"I really hate it when you turn on the stereo, then turn on the TV, then go and play computer games. Do you idiots not know what 'Saving Electricity' means??"
"Looks like making out in front of Mrs. CrumpleButt was a bad idea..."
"Stop sitting down and staring at the wall! You can sit down and watch TV. Multi-task!"
"This house looks great, but it's missing just one little thing... I know! *selects Sim* Put those toaster pastries in the oven! Now just go outside and... yes, ignore the stove. Lovely day, eh? Hmm, smells kinda... smoky. Why don't you go back inside? Yes, have fun!"
"That Garden Club idiot is starting to get really annoying.... *goes to FFS Lot Debugger and Smites the annoying Sim*"
"You don't NEED to get up to fart, dammit! I fart in my chair all the time, and nothing bad happened. Except for sheer embarrassment, but it's even more embarrassing if you stand up to do it!"
"Think I'll watch Simlish TV with you guys."
"You've just wasted 30 Sim minutes of your life announcing to the world that you've returned home from work."
"You look really stupid cheering about your A+ on the street while your parents are fighting upstairs."
"*when kids play Cops and Robbers* This doesn't really look like C&R. Looks more like "Guns and Ninjas!" Cause you can dodge bullets even when the gun's pointed directly at you."
"*when Sims panic around a fire* I could watch this crazy dance all day. In fact, I might just record a video of myself doing it IRL!"
"Isn't this the same house that LGR moved into in his LGR Plays video?"
"I love how half the party is doing the slap dance, the other half the hula. And you're just standing there awkwardly dancing the smustle."
"Well, landlord, you said you were throwing a building party, called for a pizza, placed the box in MY apartment, and none of my neighbors ever left their homes. You sure do suck at throwing parties when there is no party."

Just relaxing after long hours of house building and getting a family settled in. Saved game, exited and watching TV on the PC while enjoying some home made fudge. Suddenly . . OMG! The pregnancy music!! Huh?!? What?!? Damn washer dryer commercial with the same little chime sounds . . .

"What are you doing? I told you to go there, you idiot! Do as you're told!"
"Don't go to the toddler! He's already being dealt with!"
"The baby just went to sleep you idiot! Don't wake him up!"
"You stupid nanny. How many bottles are you going to fetch before you allow the kid to drink, before putting him in the cot???!" (I hate nannies - they're useless and pee everywhere.)

Recently I've been trying to get my one lady a husband, but the one eligible bachelor keeps rejecting her advances, so...
"LET ME LOVE YOU!!!"
"WHY WON'T YOU LET ME LOVE YOU?"

Thought this was going to happen reloaded up my save perfectly fine.

Oh lord. There are so many things I said. lol.

"OH MY FRUKing (colorful here ] GOD!! GET TO YOUR FINAL AND STOP LISTING TO THE DAMN LLAMA CHEER!!"

"YES!! YES!! FIGHT FIGHT YOU IDIOTS!!"

"Stop looking at the damn towel and buy food for your family"

"STOP watching the damn fights and do your homework or term paper"

"UGH!! TWINS AGAIN!! {set number two.. ]"

"WHY DID YOU PUT YOUR HOMEWORK IN THE SAME PLACE AS THE GUY WHO IS DOING HIS OWN HOMEWORK!!"

And my favorite. {Its offical ... these kids was raise by wolf!}

:D

Are you calling yourself a wolf?

"Nooooo! Not the pregnant lady!" (As a cold spreads like wildfire through a wedding party.)

"NO STOP TRYING TO FEED THE BABY! ALL OF YOU! STOP IT!"
No seriously, the babys hunger goes sliiiightly down and it's suddenly surrounded by grandparents, parents, older siblings, all trying to pick it up and feed it.

That's why I have a no baby/toddler swarming mod, so not every single Sim is trying to feed the baby at once. Its annoying that they try to feed the baby every five minutes, but it takes an act of God to get them to feed a toddler.

"Knock it off" was said last night. Cornelia Crumplebottom and Gunther Goth are currently sharing a dorm, and for some reason of their dorm mates keeps trying to poke Cornelia.

"What is your problem!?!" and "What exactly do you think you're doing??" happen pretty often, since my Sims seem to love coming up with ridiculous routing issues with no explanation... I get tired of seeing Sims standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF SOMETHING, and waving their arms around like a moron because they can't figure out how to get to it... often for no reason whatsoever. I've also had to put fences in strange places, just so Sims will take the direct, 10-tile route to somewhere, instead of the 100+ tile route circling the ENTIRE LOT that they seem to want to take... It's almost like Sims aren't actually intelligent, isn't it?

I've shouted "NOOO! don't die! stop! oh no! oh crap!", "Do you seriously want another bottle? your eating far too much!", "Stop pooping your diaper!", "Please stop playing with with the toilet your going to get sick!", "Your an adult now! even if i have the game on auto you STILL don't go to the toilet yourself and just pee on the floor! seriously!" lmao.

Why is she blonde? No one in her family is blonde...

No, not him, he doesn't fit the look of your family.

Its not inccest if they don't show up on the family panel.

Don't go to class, idiot, you're a vampire, you'll burn! Do it online tonight!

Judging by her kid, that is NOT her natural hair colour..

Everyone, put the baby down. Back away from the baby...

What mod is that?

TwoJeff's No Baby/Toddler Swarming: http://www.simbology.com/smf/index.php?topic=10.0

I have a baby boom in the Beginning of Pleasantview hood, so I'm muttering "get your butt down there and change his/her diaper NOW!" a lot right now.

"Why are you trying to cheat on your super pregnant wife?"
"....Oh."
"Well I'm sorry I arranged your marriage with someone you have negative chemistry. That doesn't give you the right to cheat."
"I just heard chimes. WHY. Did I just hear chimes?"
"Gavin you dumb a--.Now you've got triplets with the mistress and quadruplets with the missus AND two twins at home. I hate you."
"Yeah I'm sure it's mutual too."
"If you stink, take a shower. It's your own damn fault."

Talking with Legacy founder jerk face.

Haha i never like my sims cheating ether as id have to turn the options to manual to stop them getting caught but i can't be bothered doing every single thing for them, i just hope when i create my own sim and hook her up with a sim made of Damon Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries he won't cheat on me as i know his asperation is Romance. Maybe not such a good match for my sim lol but it's worth a shot ^_^.

*With a lot of disgust* "Oh, you're kidding me." When Trisha Traveller runs to the bathroom with morning sickness after one woohoo with Trent while on birth control.

"Ouch, ow,ow" I'm now playing the cleaned Pleasantview and got Bella and Mortimer re-married. Bella wanted to go on vacation, and got her hand clamped by a crab while looking for seashells.

LOL. Maybe it's the pill making her sick - or she's having a Princess moment. Never can tell about those Travellers!

Today whenever a sim made a large purchase at my barely-scraping-by store: "Ooh, that's several hours' paychecks!"

"I turned ACR off!! Stop flirting with your sister-in-law!!"
Goddamnit Eric Eckles, you're ruining my storyline.

And giving you a different one! C'mon, I'm positive your original storyline wasn't as juicy as that.

"Seriously? Well, heck, I've never seen the 'proposal rejection' video - go for it!"

That is true :P
I was hoping he'd be the only Eckles' child who wasn't a cheater. Ah well, he still has 2 kid-sisters who will hopefully grow up to be faithful. Hell, only 1 (of 8 children) is a romance sim
It did make for an interesting storyline. Especially after Bonnie started slapping her sister Bobbie during the wedding


Back on topic, lately I've been finding myself shouting about the Thayer (is that her name? Meadow the townie...) household. I moved them into a maxis-made house and the 2 children and 2 dogs are constantly getting in the way of the two adults because the house is just too tiny and cramped. Last night I was shouting "OMG JUST MOVE. CLIMB OVER YOUR CHILDREN IF YOU HAVE TO, JUST GET TO THE CARPOOL!" - only while writing this do I remember that even if sims miss the carpool, now that I have more EPs installed, they can simply walk to work

"You three-bolted at first sight, have the want for a first kiss but rejected the attempt... And now I discovered that you have the hots for the guy all along? What a tease, ice queen!"

"Don't go splashing in the puddle...no...no....NO! There is a apocalyptical thunderstorm outside AND you are afraid of getting hit by lighting! NOOO!" After this happenend way to often, I finally installed a mod for it.

"The crib is right THERE and you wanna put the baby on the floor?"
"What are you doing? Go to school/work!"
"Ew. I don't like that makeup on you...*change appearance*.....I don't like that makeup on your either... *change appearance*......Hmm.. still no good. Maybe if I change the hair.. *change appearance* (this goes on for a while)
"Have ten children!?.....You're about to be one disappointed sim"
"Stupid cow mascot!"
"it takes my game half a day to load. You are NOT going to a community lot!"
"Look, there's only one bathroom and six of you. Deal with it and learn to take turns"
"No! We aren't adopting a dog"
"No! We aren't adopting a cat."
"Why is your homework outside in the snow?"
"So you pass the kitchen sink just to take your dirty plate to the bathroom sink.. Upstairs becaaaause?"

Ok, it's started raining, you need to stop talking to the plants and go.... paint, yeah, that'll keep you in the house.
*Switch to Boreal*
aw... you two, so in love... (autonomous romantic interaction, no ACR)
*Switch to Christy*
Why are you on the computer... AGAIN!... stop that and go study for your next promotion
*Switch to Caldera*
(doing homework) Well someone has some sense...
enter death knoll (PIP is off and camera mod)
NOOOO! WHO!
*Switch to Boreal dancing with hubby Brian*
Well it's not you and you're the oldest, on the brink of death. Sooooo... if it's not you, WHO!?
*Switch to Chaos*
OH YOU IDIOT! I told you to go paint. Not to play in the puddles. Now you've left Christy a newlywed widow. (fresh from honeymoon) Oh well, since you were an idiot and didn't do what I told you, you can STAY DEAD! Your wife can marry your cousin, she has 3 bolts with him anyway!

Funny, I've never had a sim hit by lightning. I wish some would be.

Funny you mention this. I have a habit of re-starting neighborhoods. I don't remember the sims in this one, but I had created about five families at once. And then moved them in to their houses and quickly decorated for them.

THEN I started playing.

So the first family I play, the neighbors come over (one reason why I created all the families first). A storm starts up. One of the playable neighbors, a guy, ends up getting hit by lightning and dies. I thought it was weird, because other sims can't die on lots other than their own, right?

So then I go to play his household and I enter it. Hadn't yet played it. Once it loads, a pop-up box informs me that one of my sims has died on another lot (and I think his ashes or tombstone was moved to the home lot, I can't recall, it's been a long time). And my thought?

"WTF? I hadn't even played this family yet and a Sim is dead!"

And then I quickly deleted the neighborhood and started with something else.



I'm not sure if it was a CC-free game or if I had mods. It has not happened since (I've had several sims get struck by lightning but no deaths from it so far).

"Is that a...*laughing*...lullaby!" *pauses, laughing harder* "I was wondering when it [meaning risky WooHoo and Romance Sim belt-notching] would catch up with you!"

"Get downstairs! Get downstairs! Jump over the kid like you do a book! Just get to the Reaper before it's too late....ahhh...dammit, he's on the phone already. I liked her! Dammit, don't just stand there like a dummy, do something, cry at least!" More cursing followed.

"Don't fall!" (Even though I know they can't fall off porches, sometimes Sims get in what looks like precarious situations.)

"Where's the blur?"

"Get out of there, Social Bunny! They're going to have WooHoo, they don't need you! *gasp* Bella, what are you doing?!? *disbelieving laugh* Bunny approves..." (My first experience with certain mods from BAS...I was not expecting the lack of blur, Bella giving Mortimer a, er, bit of oral pleasuring to get him ready for WooHoo on the stairs, or his Social Bunny so clearly approving that even the bunny suit didn't hide it.)

"Tybalt, I'm glad you decided not to be a priest." (Makes somewhat more sense in context.)

"Dammit, the parrot's dead."

"Townie...You. Are. Disgusting." (Let's just say it was one of those BAS mods...)

"Ugh . Why do you have to stop right there. You're lucky I can't TA you." It always seems that if a walkby stops they always must stand where the playable Sim wants to put down their mail, and I always end up with a bunch of route failure complaining from the playable. (I keep all surfaces blocked in the house so idiot children won't put their homework where they can't access it. A side effect of this is that Sims put the mail on the ground when they get it and walkbys stand right where they want to put the mail on the ground. TA in this case is short for Total Annihilation which is a function of the Sims 3 Master Controller mod.)

It's not dead. It's just sleeping.

"You burnt it, you eat it"
"So theres water on the floor? stop overacting you know where the mop is!"
"Ten kids? You want your world to go the way of ours?" *re-roll LTW*
"No don't wave at them!...oh bugger!"
"Ah yeah I should have changed your formal back to from the wedding dress, so now we have 3 brides...."
"What? WHO could you have met while hiking? WE HAVE NO TOWNIES!"

Outdoor Wedding Planning Sleepover - *sims all run to window to look at rain*
"OH CRAP, it's raining, and. . .and. . . . . . . . .DON'T TELL ME I NEED TO MOVE ALL THE WEDDING STUFF INSIDE THE HOUSE AND CHANGE IT TO AN INDOOR WEDDING "

*bangs head on keyboard*
I should've checked the season before planning a wedding

Just get rid of any lightning finials and have them use an outdoor hot tub while there's a thunderstorm raging. It will happen.

Ah, now what do I bark at my Sims too often for my tastes...?

"Oh, great...another vampire for me to hunt down." (Yes, I got a mod to stop grand vampires from biting random townies. No, it doesn't work. Good thing my big witch coven has lots of Vamprocillin-D and the "Call any Sim in existence" Perk....)
"Oh, hell, the [CleanBot/HydroBot/SentryBot]'s on the fritz again...."
"Stop zapping people!" (that SentryBot again.)
"Okay, I need another compost bin." (CleanBots can have that effect.)
"Oh, let's all go play in the poison ivy now...."
"You have a ton of Mac and Cheese in the fridge! Why are you making more?" (usually aimed at the Witch Doctor.)
"Oh, shut up already!" or "There will be no rampaging in the house!" (usually aimed at one of the Bigfoots.)
"Stop eating the [dog/cat] food!" or "Get out of the [dog/cat] food!" (Pfft...toddlers.)
"That's the dog's bed. Get out."
"Crumple Alert!" or "Heeeeeere's Crumplebottom!"
"[Sim]! Go take one for the team!" (before sending a Sim to distract Mrs. Crumplebottom so she doesn't gripe at everyone for using the hot tubs.)
"Hey, [Sim]. Go catch that ghost."
"Get out of my house, [penguin/intrusive townie/Mortimer Goth]!"
"Magivestigium is a spell!" (...but it still doesn't fulfill the "Cast a spell" Want, evidently.)
"You're a bat! Why are you scooting your chair out?"
"Ha, ha, ha. You're a stupid thief." or "Ha ha ha. Get a real job." (mocking the Charlatan)
"Get back in your coffin!" or "Get back in! You're safe!" (Seriously. Why do they feel the need to jump back out of their coffins and hiss at the sunlight if you don't send them to bed before 6:50 AM?)
"No, you're not getting a dog."
"No, you're not getting a cat."
"No, you can't have 30 lovers at the same time."
"No, I'm not curing my werewolf."
"No, I'm not curing my vampire."
"No, I'm not curing my witch."
"Why are you afraid of becoming a witch? Witchcraft's awesome!"
"Yo ho ho, dee lifey life der wee..." (or however the Sea Chantey goes.)
"Okay, time to beat up the stupid cow again...."
"How many times is that engine going to blow up in your face?"
"Get a grip! It's only fire!"
"Step away from the fire, please!"
"Would somebody just call the stupid Fire Department already?!?"
"[Fricking] heatstroke!" or "Would you just splash [him/her] already?"
"Oh, that's smart. Let's all go walk through three feet of snow in our underwear."
"That's snow. You're [barefoot/half-naked/in your underwear/in a swimsuit]. Get back inside!"
"Stop howling!" (at the three or four werewolves repeatedly filling everyone else's "[Sim] howls" Fears. Never let a werewolf go idle, folks!)
"Oh, [snap]! I forgot to lock the Cowplant's gate!"

...those and many other utterances come out of my mouth, I'm sure. :D

I always sing along to the nursery rhyme...
cheebee tunga looga, ooba, shnugoo,
cheebee tunga looga, ooba, snerg (at a best guess)

I think that's pretty close, actually.

Isn't it fun to sing along with songs in Simlish? I try to do that with the various radio tunes too. Especially the Simlish version of "Scalliwag" (since I have the original Real Life version on my MP3 player). I usually fail miserably at my renditions of the Metal tunes though, my beloved Man's Fire included.

"No, no, no, no!!!!!! I thought I told you to get leftovers, not cook mac and cheese, earlier and now look what happened! Now you're dead!"

"Wait a minute. Were you just thinking about woohooing in public while arguing with your sworn enemy?"

Most of the time, I say "What is wrong with you people!?"

But sometimes, also: "Seriously?" , "What?!" , or "What just happened...?"

Yeah, I'm pretty boring.

"You idiot. You stupid idiot. I hate you. Why can't you do what I tell you?" I say to my favorite sims.

"Oh, hey, you're feeling sick. And...twin thought bubble? Poor thing. Oh dammit you guys, don't follow her to the bathroom! Can't you see she needs her privacy?!"

Mary Gavigan is pregnant and Nathan and Isaiah seem to be determined to be wherever she is. She doesn't even have a belly bump yet but they're extra concerned. I think she may end up miscarrying because I nearly let her starve to death. I kinda forgot how much needs got tanked for pregnant sims in the 2nd game as opposed to the 3rd. :p

"Stop stuffing your face."
"I said, 'Stop stuffing your face'!"
"Here, have some leftovers. Stop stuffing your face!"
"Would you stop stuffing your face already?!?"

Pffft. Hungry teenagers.

"Oh my God, why are you still eating / sleeping?! YOUR CAR POOL IS OUTSIDE- Aaaaand now they're gone. See? Now you have to walk to work."

"Now to make breakfast- Annnnnnd a fire. Okay, okay. Calm down."
"Did you just start a second fire?"
"YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE A POP TART?"

Three fires on the *same* morning. I eventually just removed the stove / never gave her a new one and destined her to eat pizza the rest of her life.

"WHY DID THE COP JUST WALK PASSED THE BURGLAR. Might as well have held the door open and watched!"

"Eat your burned food. EAT IT. LEARN THE TASTE OF FAILURE."

"Oogie oogie oogie~ Oog oog oog~" When my sims dance.

"Oh my God, Parker. Just. Just go to work. YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE." Parker broke the sink and was late for work while his boyfriend Lucas cried because of the broken sink.

"STAAAAAAAAAAHP HATING EVERYONEEEEEE." Lucas immediately rejecting every single friendly advancement. He's destined to have no friends.

"What?... Fired?"

"Find a job. Wh-not in the mood..."

A few Sim days later.

Groan. These chance cards... (After Sim is demoted)