A Maxis Sim Bin female lol

I know, I was teasing you!

Post another picture @DezzyBoo :lovestruc

As for the PICTURE, I think that is a college campus. Is that Don Lothario?...trolling for college girls in the twilight haze? "OMG - he was so OLD!"
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Rick and Celia couldn't believe how loudly Janice snored into her soup.

Especially since "Janice" is a guy who is about to jump up, and drop dead. This was an experiment in "free will off".
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"Yes, I see the problem. You seem to have some shoes stuck in your throat. But your teeth are in great shape!"

sorry no pic

Carla didn't think they'd mentioned THIS in the college brochure.

"Man...the Jones' vacation pictures just keep getting weirder and weirder..."

"Chlorophyll, baby!"

Is that a space-suit? You don't LOOK like an alien.."
"No. This is just my haz-mat suit; I'm afraid of germs, but I just can't stop getting 'close' to every woman I can"

during the age of the dial up, it was either you protect people's internet experience or you answer a booty call.
he chose what he thought was best.

--sorry no pic--

I had the camera set improperly when I took this, but I think you can still make it out?

Joe wasn't sure why he kept losing at poker- but he was almost certain there was some kind of trickery involved.

"I love my make-up class. What do you think?"
"I think you need more practice. And my llama hat is too small"
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OK, we are all dressed in formal wear, let us practice our ball room dancing. And try not to break anything"

No no no! I said 'cha cha cha' not 'use teeth to remove bra'!

"I've heard of doorstop babies, but middle-of-the-road babies?"

I need new humans. These ones are broken.

When your adult hack fails its privacy check.

& what about that guy groping, or the old lady in the back that broke her back and one leg - or something.

At the family's annual naked invisible twister game, Miranda was mortified to see that she'd forgotten to dust the cobwebs from the ceiling.

"hey look i can drive too see no not intrested? oh ok..."

Henry reflected that building his home over a portal to hell might not have, in hindsight, been the best idea.

The Association of Deep-Sea Welders soon realized that this wasn't the seaside lot that had been advertised.

"I think I broke a nail playing tennis."
"I think I'm getting an A in my Cooking with Explosives class"
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Stacking multiple babies in a crib didn't do much to improve the scent of the room.

For reasons Nervous didn't care to guess at, the witch started humming the Star Wars theme after muttering..."Wipe them out. All of them."

...where penguins go in the summertime...the farm.
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Samantha was becoming anxious; trash pickup was late AGAIN!

Oh magic doll, please turn this woman into a Bigfoot so she can be my bride.

The dog: Silly humans, young ones have to be read a whole book about toilets, the tiny one just poops in his clothes. Even the littlest pup knows where to poop, and won't do it in his bed.

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son you know i'll always love you...unless you end up like your crazy aunties there...

The room was stuffy, so Super Toddler stuck her head outside.
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Impatient, I double post-
"oh, I just love a man who dresses like me...or wait! I hate a man who pees in his jump suit..and stands there smiling because it's ...warm?"
Ok try THIS one:

"I didn't know daddy was into that kind of thing!"

Daddy?! What...
OK, so this looks like...
"Oh no! First the tornado takes off the roof, and now my blow-up doll...boo hoo...don't ask"
and no I don't have a pic

(She discovered her father is into being handcuffed. It wasn't very good caption, I admit.)

and the landlady walked off the lot with the "stray". "Hay! that's MY puppy!" "Sorry, dogs are not allowed".
Actually I HAVE had visitors walk off a lot with a puppy! But the little guy seems to find his way home..

"Join your commune? I'm going to have to think about that for a while and get back to you."

The caesaran section didn't go completely smoothly.

You've heard of apron strings? Now try: superglue!

When you need your Pokémon fix after your phone runs out of power.

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Or: Hehheehee it wrapped it's leg around my arm and now it's trying to bite my boob!" "Jeez, she's not an "it" she's a baby. Didn't mom ever tell you about them?"

Um, that's the same pic as above, so I'll provide another.

And from the fire and brimstone the devil appeared ... and left you a computer.

"If I had thumbs, this would be off already. I am not cute. I am badass."

"Can't beat infidelity, join 'em."

Yes, I'm really a female. And you have no idea how frustrating it is to shave all this hair just so I can wear makeup!
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"Excuse me sir, I'm just gonna clean here, don't mind me"
(I am not funny... i realized)

"It's bad enough doing this while wearing the stupid hot dog costume..."

#4 on the "Top Ten Moments You Hope the Health Inspector Doesn't Pop In!"

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Yawnga! The newest tweenage trend since undank-memes!

"He was massive like a sculpture"
"Yeah he is still not gonna date you with that leg of yours"

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Yeah, make in rain inside her!
The couple were too busy kissing and admiring the low texture quality

- Do i stink? would the ladies like if I was stinking?
- honey, why the f--- does your friend smell himself?
- oh god look away, he is smelling himself. and then right in front of us. let's pretend we are too busy with us to notice him.

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Never mind twins being born on different dates - how about them being born 12 years apart?

"Oh no, you're not just going to walk in there! I'm on guard! Get back here so I can bite your leafy ankles!"
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Curse you for sitting in my favorite chair! And yes, I'm standing on the couch.

Steve found the tulips he had for lunch very tasty, but not as much as his memorable pacifier and telephone breakfast.

To the dismay of the other astronauts on the station, it turned out Reginald's environment suit was not in fact smell-proof.
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No matter how hard he tried, Steve could just not manage to catch those dialogues that kept popping up in the top right corner.

The loan shark was taking his title a little too literally.

The child who had everything could only sit and space out.
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OMG! She found a thousand + box! (get it?)

"oh hey helen! have you seen my new light yet? it's like a lightbulb!

You thought swinging would be fun? Getting kicked is NOT fun. Better leave this for children.
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I challenge you to come up with MANY captions! And yes, this is a big household that has "community" showers...


Fine, I'll help:
Wow, little Jimmy grew up! Why didn't you do it BEHIND the partition?
"Why are you all staring at me? Even the MAID! JEESH! Do I have all my "parts?" Hay, parts is parts; when you come from a big family you don't get much privacy

Ohhh, I've got one that I'm not going to put on here...
Ok, I'll behave.

"Honey, you don't have to worry. We can't see anything anyway!"

"OW! my eye! Damn sparkly confetti! Stupid drama-queen kid"
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"Kid, your mom is coming. You better run!"

"You're just trailer trash!" SMACK!
"Lalala, I didn't do anything, just waiting for a ride"
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There is always that one person who is far too cheerful...

"I bet you never thought a vampire would to so brazen as to walk right into a church and mind-control the minister! Bwahahahaha! All other vampires will be impressed by my utter impudence! I'll be a legend!"
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"Haha, did you see what she was wearing!"

"OMG, she steals other people's boyfriends with such panache!"

*It's my party and I'll jump if I want to, cry if I want to, grow if I want to...*

“Is he a model or the computer man?”

[sorry about that deleted post i was having a problem with the link]

Just a very humble man...

"You won't get any sympathy from me. I've warned you about sticking your nose where it doesn't belong."

Once upon a time, Peni had a few jumping green Sims. It's better than jumping spiders.

Um, "disagree" because your reply to prior post is just gross.

And to answer the post ABOVE me:
The twins could never remember what bed to sleep in, till mom put their pictures over their beds. Now if each of them could just remember what they LOOKED like..
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HE is so mean I let him keep the custom hair he picked. SHE (yes, the DAUGHTER of Agnes Crumplebottom) is such a doofus she probably got her hands tangled up in that hair.

but YOU can come up with a better caption...

That's how it begins...Next thing you know, they will start arguing in there EVERY night just for the sake of their next door neighbors...
*The Beginning of Apartments*

"I'm...just going to ignore the weird glowing and noises. And maybe find a house in a non-irradiated neighbourhood."

"If we keep looking, we'll find something!"

"In the bathroom?"

"Yes!!"

"I wonder how long it'll take the others to notice the walls are missing."

Yeah ... just how full is that tip jar?

"why are you leaving the bedroom?"

"a massive butt just stared right at me...help"

Woah, dude, personal space!

If I continue to stare down this wall, surely something will happen. Eventually...

"I love you so much I'll withstand being crushed by this guitar!"

"Don't look left, don't look left, DON'T--"

"I know we're dancing to football, but you used to be a better dancer"
"It's just the baby on my foot. He sorta slipped right out"
"At least he's a nice clean baby, and dressed himself"
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Teddy bears: Who knows what they get up to in their spare time!

They grow up so fast...

Shouldn't have used the fruit-scented shampoo.

"And it locks, so you never have to worry about him leaving the seat up again!"

The support group for those suffering from narcolepsy wasn't quite a resounding success.

Too hot! (hot damn)

(photo removed because formatting hates me, y'all go wild)

Good thing I have a big backlog of these, huh?

You just gonna ignore your wife? Okay? Yeah.