2 years.

"Aww!" or "Oh!" ?

"Oh!"

France or French.

Neither.

Short-term relationship or long-term relationship?

Long-Term Relationship, as defined by an adult, not a 14 year old.

Hands or Feet?

Hands.

Old or new?

Old.

Something borrowed or Something Blue?

Something blue. I don't like to borrow things.

Wearing your hair in an updo or wearing it down for a formal event?

depends on the hair day and how much time I have to straighten, but usually an updo

would you eat it in a box? Would you eat it with a fox?

In a box, foxes are disease ridden creatures.

Would you give a mouse a cookie or would you not?

Yes.

Is it wrong for apples to be placed next to other apple-related products in fear they might get scared, or is it right?

It's deeply, horrible wrong. :P

Cows or goats?

Goats, because sheep are my favorite animal.

Photos or paintings?

Photos.

Zebras or horses?

Zebras!

Flowers or vegetables? (In gardens)

Flowers. They're much prettier and they make everything smell lovely.

Roses or sunflowers?

Roses. Red ones.

Eminem or Jay-Z?

Eminem.

The triangle or the tuba?

Tuba. You haven't heard "Flight of the Bumblebee" if you haven't heard it on tuba!

Snoopy or Garfield?

Snoopy. Garfield... sucks.

Within Temptation or Fighting Temptation?

OK, you put some really interesting "this or that" questions . I'ma go with within temptation xD

Being invisible or reading minds?

definitely reading minds. That way I can finally understand the complex beings we know as boys! and maybe sneak some test answers from *Freaky genius kid A*

3 boxen of doughnuts or a heard of moosen?

How about some oxen with the moosen in the woodsen?

Nintendo or Sega?

Sega.

Close third or close but no cigar?

Ah, the good ol' days, when cigars were given out as prizes at fairgrounds.

Yeats or Keats?

Yeats.

Best Female Friend or Best Friends Forever?