Sit down, do not hesitate you will find an exciting adventure into the world in knowledge, but for the nausea and other transport, administration are not responsible. Have a good trip!
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Ugh! Why does she always have to hog the computer! It's not like she can type, anyways! What's she lookin' at? "Harps"? Well I've got stuff to do!

"NOOOO! My child, please come down! I didn't know you could fly! Please, you demonstrated your flight to me, now come down! YOU'RE GONNA DIE, COME DOWN!"

"Why the f*** are there so many roofs around here?! The architect should get punched in his face!"
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"Why... I thought this place would accept crossdressing... I'm going to drink the pain away..."

Who says romance is dead?

(No photo, on mobile)

(Along the same lines)

"When I suggested putting our relationship on ice, I didn't mean literally!"

"Stop! You're going to put the golf ball through the window!"

(I remember in high school gym class, we were once doing some sort of golfing, and I accidentally flung the club halfway across a football field.)

"I feel naked without a hat."

"Hmm, this guy is so young, handsome, inflated, and I'm so lonely ..."
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Girl at table "Do I look like I'm from outer space or something? All the guys here are lusting over my brother [guy in pink shirt]!"

girl in the shower : "Ahh, what the heck poured boiling water!"
guy : "Are you okay?"
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Dad: Why don't we invite your best friend to eat breakfast with us?
Kid: Okay wall, daddy says you can eat breakfast with us!

"N-no homo."

Hello! We are androids! We want to kill you! Beep-Boop!!

That moment when you still want to look classy, even when taking a dump.

*This is a two part picture, shot at the same location at the same time*

"Look, your obsession with hair will leave your homework in the dump."

(Little bit of background on the screenshot below. Dirk is a widow.)

I wish that MY wife did that to me...

(two parter)

"Oh no, my burgers! Now it is necessary fry the chops again ..."
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- What don't you understand when I said that red-haired are not my thing!

"Leave your clothes out of the door. This is a nudist apartment."



Actually it wasn't plopped. I built the lot from scratch at the far side of Riverblossom Hills. After exiting the lot, it became flooded.