EEUUU, restaurant speed dating fail!
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Might've ate those beans a bit too fast.

You're gonna learn how to get clean today!

Left out as usual. There's a house to build and all they think of is having fun, damn them.

Candy had always said Steve was never deep enough for her. Apparently he was gone too long proving his worth, for she had found another lover...

"I got a call today!"
"Uh-huh, that's nice."
"I called her!"

How could you miss that home run ball? What are we going to pay the bartender now?

"I'm trying to fish here"
"Look at that lady! Fishing can be dangerous, I'm just trying to protect you (fondle fondle)
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You filled my purse with concrete?!?! Well now I've got your eye, bunny cakes!!

Man: NO, I swear I'm not having an affair with that woman in the pink dress! And that wasn't a REAL kiss...it was just a "family kiss", yea that's the ticket..she's my err ...second cousin.
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And in related news:

The surprise engagement was temporarily halted when Sheila realized that Jello made her vomit.

Oh, just wait 'til you hit middle school!

Don thought he was about to get into the foursome of his dreams, but little did he know that Revenge, Inc., and the Goth fortune were about to change his life forever...

You know what they say about those hippies!

"C'mon, if you can't trust your future self, who can you trust?"

"You're under the weather, eh? Well consider yourself lucky you can stick your head above the clouds! I'm feeling green all over with this soup!"

"Too much acid rain."



(Melody, what are you doing? You already have a boyfriend.)

I don't get "acid rain" And did you notice they guy is dressed really oddly. But especially - HE'S BITING HER NOSE! Maybe that's how they make babies where he's from.
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That's Wolverine. He's a superhero - one of the X-Men.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolverine_(character)

Wolverine, eh? That explains the nose-biting. Foreplay.

Haha he fell for it!

"wooahh i've never seen so many books before!"

"woo hoo! I've never seen so many boobs before!"
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Manuel the Flamenco dance coach was a shorthand typist in a previous job.

Why isn't this remote working..Dang shut off before you eat the kitty! Oh wait, this is the TV remote. I may have to move...
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Sorry no pics from me...

[Picture to caption- it's Will Wright!]

hehe i added kissing to the game...and i'm in a saucy nightclub.

adults:: Hurrah!

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nm2qAEFX...adToNowhere.jpg
"Mirror, Mirror..."

Caption for Emerald's: "That's it! Two feet higher and you'll get your cake!"
Caption for mdsb's: What is your obsession with that picture?

And a new picture:

"HEY! there is a shower in the bathroom! Please...!"

But, the shower is broken. Look!

I am tired.. lets sit on this couch instead

I think the kid is afraid if he goes to bed Professor von Ball will do something to his dad.
Let's have a new picture:

Must hex all the witnesses out of the way...

@ieta_cassiopeia Please post a picture!

It breaks the flow of the thread to post a punchline without giving a new image.

I take this golden opportunity to post a picture!

Rihanna tried to be the pope for a while, but was demoted to nun because of her terrible taste in furniture. She was allowed to keep the Pope's dress, though.

LMAO I LOVE YOU, that was the best caption I could ever imagine

Sorry, I failed to notice which thread I was on

Pideli's intervention is excellent :D

@ieta_cassiopeia

Do you have a caption for my pic and another image? You must have some funny ones from Sim Hampton!

Anyone else for hide-and-snack?

[IMG]Odd photo of Sim washing their face - with the washcloth under their chin for some reason.[/IMG]

If you are trying to display an image in tags, you need to have somewhere external to host it. Ideally the text between two img tags would be a link to where the photo is on the web, not a description of the photo.

OK, I think I've managed to get an image posted...

For the image @ieta_cassiopeia posted...

No matter how hard Judy tried, she just couldn't dislodge the bar of soap that was stuck on her chin.

Zombie Pescado travels back from the future.

Sweet dreams are made of sims
Who am I to disagree

"Wow, babe, when you said you were a little kinky I didn't realize you meant it literally!"

What you will not do to avoid paying bills for water...
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"Hmm, wild night yesterday, huh?"
"You could say that."

@Pideli was a bit worried about her his game. She He always thought 'Gun Mod' was something to do with lighting...

Hopefully this bath with a decoction of meadow grasses will make my skin smooth and soft as a baby
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Lol, I was gonna say "I've heard urine is sterile."

Sorry @Pideli , I corrected it now!

"judge my family and i'll kill you"

oh i have a reply for simsamples pic

"old man jenkins was stuck in that position for so long that his was beginning to drown in his urine"

Igor was worred that Marissa was going to get splinters sitting there wearing that outfit.

You burn it, you eat it. Stupid parents ...

I will squeeze him and hug him and call him George...

"please hurry,i don't want to be eaten by a mutant shark today"

@simsample where did you get the cashier and the sharks clothes?

Pascal's mealtime conversation went on for so long that Lola noticed Chloe's hairstlye was growing out.

"Hi kids! Think of me when you try to sleep tonight. See the snowman? You're next."

"oh come grim please kill her! she's making the toilets look like shreks been there!"

Ohohoh.. hey lil miss.

"must Go Further! Constipation At Level 1000"

"Boy, that was some sour lemonade...but I liked it."
no pic because modyourpanties is not working for me

You don't need MYP, gramma. Just attach things, like so:

"oh thats how i was made...time to go check it out!"

Mother: Ugh I hope this Baby will come out already
Son: (Thinking) Is that a musical?

"let me go into my room or i swear i'll make the tabloids make more money than they ever have out of your dead body!"

eh what? You mean all this time I thought I needed some picture-hosting site, but I can just "attach" the screenshot?

"I love you but you're squeezing my eyes out!"

Okay, grammapat, hit "reply" to this post. Type in a brilliant caption for the picture below.

Scroll down to "Manage Attachments."

Click the first "Choose File" button under "Images to Upload."

Browse to the location of your picture on your computer, and select the file.

Scroll down a little farther, click "upload files."

Scroll up again, Preview Post to be sure it took.

Submit Reply.

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"I hope little Jimmy is studying cooking so he won't set the stove on fire like YOU"
"That's SUE, and she's studying cleaning, and I didn't set the stove on fire. I don't have a stove!"
"Whatever. Maybe it's your roaches that burst into flames"
{this was a test; I can't see the pic in "preview", and it's too small, but it works. I did not click to save what I had named it but I see it was included)
PS and true to form, tried this process on another thread and CAN'T - get a pop-up "internet explorer is blocking a popup", and no option to allow.

"uhhhhhh what? your making my jaw drop!"

Breaking news- Green sim, red plumbob and pink bunny sucked into vortex of doom.

"Hey you! Purge Night isn't for another few months yet!"

"If I keep dancing they may not notice me escaping out the door."



(This pic is several years old)

WASGIJ, which is "jigsaw" spelled backwards, is an innovative puzzle concept in which the picture on the box is merely a clue for the puzzle you will be putting together.

The image on the box depicts a cartoonish scene of surprise and tumult. Your goal is to discover the source of the commotion by figuring out what the characters in the scene are seeing.

Dog: I will get you! The snow is only slowing me down, not stopping me!! Hey... frozen cookie.. i was looking for that at fall...

(with a lazy voice) "Heyyy .. Look what I just found in the trash... Now that I have this... Can I propose you or something, hmn ... ?"

Hurray! You've conquered the homework monster!

Caption This
 

If I spray this between my legs, it will get rid of the roaches better


Caption This

"I am the iron man."

Frosty the snowman knew the sun was hot that day.
So he said. "Let's run and we'll have some fun now before I melt away."

"ARRRGGHHHH!!! WHY NOW??? You want to born right here in the snow???"

(I do not see baby bumb but animation looks the same as in birth )

I have no response to the picture, but where did you get that doggy vest from?

@Charity , http://deedee-sims.tumblr.com/post/...ried-to-do-head

Caption for @Kukamuukaanmuka image:
Luke, I am your father!

"We are the Clown. Your lipstick and eyeshadow opinions will be added to our own. Resistance is futile. Just join the tub and you will be assimilated."

"Where did you get those swim trunks, Randolph? I've been looking for something to match my haircut!"

I planted the toddler in front of the activity table to stop him bugging me, but he seems to have sprouted!

"Hey, somebody, show me how I got here ... "
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"Gosh, mommy fell asleep in her food! I may cry.."
Man: Did she choke? This is all MY fault!

@grammapat Do you have a picture?

I'll post one

"I said Starboard, dammit!"

I still haven't bothered to find a new picture posting site.

a picture posting site is not necessarily needed.
when replying to any post and/or through the "Go Advanced" button, there are options to upload under "Attach Files" (scroll down on the page).

Yes, replying would work for this thread, just not for others.

I have switched to imgur and so far it is working well for me. Fairly easy to navigate and upload, and free!

https://imgur.com/

"Okay, If I hug you will you go away?"