"Hey, Dad! I parked the car!"

"Mmm, eyes. My favourite!"
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brown to blonde: let's start a elf rock band!
blonde to brown: where's the on switch?

Oh damn, again, this type come!
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"Dude, if you're going to dance the waltz with me, you have to put your hand on my hip!"

Went into the pot, and run away do not have to piss!
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*Kid and his uncle*

those of magical inclination may forget that normal people can't just sit on a throne and be fed.
such is the case with this man and his nephew.

"Oh, I feel like a young woman again. If only all stores had 'fitting room attendants'"

Kissing Simulator 2004.

"Care to help plant YOUR seed? *WONK*"
(That was horrible, and I apologize.)

"... and the potty training lessons are soooo easy! I'm already an A+ student!"
"Are you absolutely sure you signed up for the right summer school classes?"
"Duh! It's the pre-school summer class."
*blank stare*

"Oh, my back is falling off, as though dragged a cart of manure ..."
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Cat - "Anyone, please help. First, she colored my fur purple with her watercolors, now she is squeezing me to death"

Ghost: "gag..urgggg. You murdered me!;
Oh, shut up. I still have the pillow, I could smother you again..
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Cow "I can't believe they locked me in here. I'm not THAT annoying...am I?"

"Brains are delicious, but I'm not so sure I want these ones..."

The annual luncheon of the university Narcoleptics Society once again failed to get past the entree.

"Best. Party. Ever!"

"Water mist? Well of course, I AM a plant sim. And besides, I'm growing a seedling, so I'm even MORE watery"
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Ok, I cheated a LITTLE, but I thought it was funny...