Leave the baby alone.
You're f***ing stupid.
Don't make me take off free will (usually followed by Okay Freewill is gone now)
Those are some of my favorites!

Can you do what I say?!
God dammit, Stop!
And various curses strong together lmao

"Why the frell are you stuffing your stupid face? Your wife just served dinner! GO EAT!!! ...Dumbass."

"Will you quit whining that you're tired and go to bed like I told you to five minutes ago?! ...Oh yeah, passing out on the floor's always a good plan. ...Dumbass."

"A tip jar? Really? Who the frag's gonna tip you? You've got, like, one creative point, AND you're home ALONE! ...Dumbass."

I'm seriously considering changing the name of my 'hood to Dumbass Dale.

Ok, It was a ordinary sim day. With the household I was playing with , the gardener was expected to show up and tend to the household gardens. The next thing I know, the gardener shows up, then another, and another, and another (about a half dozen). They don't garden, they act like normal guests. My response: "Well I guess the Ramiswami house is the site of Garden Con 2014."

Or Point Place, WI.

"Okay so I want you to kiss... then goose, makeout..." *10 Sim hours later, finally checks needs* "OH MY GOSH, YOU'RE STARVING! Why didn't you tell me?!"
"What?! Why'd she give you a genie lamp?! You don't need cash, you're poor! That's your story! You can't just magically wish for cash!"
"Routing issues? Again? Oh, come on.. you can fit through there! Maybe if you lost a couple pounds you wouldn't have this problem, huh?!"
"Your fun is only in the yellow, so shut up and go back to kissing."
"NO! DON'T HAVE A STUPID WATER BALLOON FIGHT."
"I hate you." *builds a 2x2 room and throws Sim in* "Starve to death, I don't care. You're annoying me."

"Go to work... Go to work I said, dammit... No, it's not the time to watch TV. You. Work. Now."
"No, that baby doesn't need feeding! Stop. Your husband just gave it a bottle literally 10 in-game minutes ago. Go back to doing whatever you were doing."
"Stop kicking the trash can! Seriously, stop. You don't want to annoy me. You know what I can do to your house and family when I'm on your rotation with my superpowers?! Keep annoying me and you'll see."
"Oh no, that baby's of the wrong gender. I really wanted a girl this time. I'll just quit and reload and she better give birth to a girl now."
"OMG, that kid grew up to be so cute!" *spends 30 minutes finding the best hairstyle to accentuate the beauty*

Also just random talking to my Sims, instructing them what to do or being generally annoyed by them

"That's the third time you've taken nothing out of the fridge. Are you practising to be a mime?"

*checks Needs* "Poor thing, you really are hungry... ...let me tell you to order Chinese food."

*food arrives* "OK, you can all stop trying to sell stuff and go and eat. Never mind those Sims queuing, collapsed Sims can't serve anyone..."

*Sims proceed to grab something in the Chinese box - and then have nothing in their hands after that* "Hmmm. Vanishing food? No wonder you're all throwing tantrums!"

*Removes some CC, problem solved* "Sorry, Sims..."

"Really game?"
In small houses with babies/toddlers already or with little to no space. "Not twins. Not twins. Not twins" *Sees two babies have arrived popup* "Please be twins. Please be twins. Please be twins. Please for the love of plumbob don't be-" *is triplets or quads* "Oh Bleep"
Those are the main two.

"Why are you still alive!?"
"No, no, I WANT them to die, Angel. Stop putting out the fires!"
"Killing people takes a long time!"
"OMG, Humble, just drop the computer on the porch and leave! Nobody wants to talk to you!"
"You barely know each other and you're trying for a baby already? Fine, I can work it into the story"
"Geez, at least wait until your wife is dead before you start flirting with her best friend!"

"Wh-what the hell are you doing? No no no...you're not doing that. You go do what I told you to do, you little bitch."

I can't count how many times I've said something along the lines of that over the years.

Where are you going? It's on the other side! Stop! It's behind you! BEHIND ... Idiot.

This is a new pic (Goopy going to his church) but the situation and my reaction are as old as the game itself.

I once had the welcome wagon bring my Sims' neighbors (from across their street, north west) come by, and when they finally said goodbye, the husband went the correct direction on the sidewalk (west) while the wife went to the right and I'm like,
"Where are you going?! Home is the other way!" but she kept on walkin'.

a billiard room at The Cubicle Mini Mall.
I wanted one of my sims to play with a townie for money, so I send him or her (forgot which sim and even what gender) to the table.
The room was quite small and not equipped for a lot of people. But of course you'll always see the room then will be a magnet for every sim that enters the lot.
'Okay, fine, you can also come in. We still have room left.'
The game has started and more sims are entering and beginning to stand in the way.
'Move! Don't you see my sim wants to take a shot?'
'Shit, too late, she broke off the game.'
'We'll try again.'
*Directs sim to play for money with another townie*
Of course, the same thing happens and the game gets broken off.
'GVD*! You know what? Never mind. I'm done! You go home and I'm going to expand this room in build mode.'

* GVD= Shortened Dutch curseword.

"No, you may not buy a bubble blower."
"No, you many not buy a bar."
*sigh* "Yes, you can buy a toy. Not something stupid-looking, though -- or expensive!"
"Not the elevator again!"
"Ah, that expression is priceless..."

"Put the groceries AWAY... No, don't drop them... No, you stupid lady get out of my sim's way! Why do I play apartments again? WHERE DID YOUR GROCERIES GO!? Okay now we just sell the fridge."

DON'T woohoo with him! He's your brother in law... no... no DON'T cheer her on! That's your baby sister!

No, no. It's okay, I understand. You'd rather fool around than eat cake. It's fine. It's ONLY your son's birthday party. But it's no big deal... he's got his siblings to celebrate with him...

"I have come to the conclusion that I need more lesbians."

Please tell me this is all the same Sim

No, no it wasn't but that would've been extra funny!
The couple that insisted on retiring to their bedroom during their son's party are actually elders. I canceled the "relax" order 2-3 times before giving up. Does that count?

haha, that's hilarious.
My sims do that all the time. I cancel the 'relax' and tell them to do something else and then they ignore me and go relax anyway


Todays thing I shouted at my sims was: "Oh my god are you having triplets right now? Really? Were the quads not enough?!" after one family had triplets just after their quads had become children. It was a nightmare raising the quads, at least they can play with their younger siblings and teach them nursery rhymes to avoid them playing in the toilet. - Oh and they were all girls Thank god it wasn't in my megahood otherwise there would be a very big gender imbalance.

"Removing your friends´ free will seems to have increased their IQs by thirty points."
It´s a quote I found browsing the Nodwick webcomicarchive the other day. When I read that line I instantly thought of the Sims. It´s so true for sims and I just had to tell them.

Out loud: "You weren't happy with your first husband so you cheated on him, got divorced, and married the fine young ‘other man?‘ And now you're cheating on him with his father? What the fuck is wrong with you?" Under breath: "God, I hate ACR sometimes."

"GOD YOU'VE SPENT 8 HOURS TAKING CARE OF THOSE STUPID KIDS, AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO STARVE TO DEATH!"

"how do i create just the right amount of sexual tension in this game"

"I'm getting sick of my custom music already"

"IT'S ONLY A CHAIR, FOR GOD'S SAKE. IF YOU'RE TRAPPED ANY LONGER I WILL DELETE THIS ENTIRE GAME"

"Why must you spread germs everywhere?"
"Why is your favourite peeing spot the couch?" (To Otis, who has decided his new human's couch is the best place to cock his leg. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. HE. PEES.)
"Come on, would you rather they be cold fish?" (To a teen freaking out in disgust about her parents kissing.)
"Hey! Some of those cans are for other people!" (The taking-the-whole-sixpack glitch.)
"That's a fine time to just run off!"

"That's IT! Freewill OFF! How do ya like that huh?!"
"What are you doing?!"
"No you can not have another baby!"
"Please not triplets or quads please not triplets or quads....*is quads* No! Where am I going to put (or afford) all these babies?!"
"Why are you heart farting over them? You are in love with someone else!"

Edit: Oh and one more "I've set a universal chance of only 2% for quads WHY does that 2% always have to come at the WORST times?!" I swear that triplets and quads mod hates me lol

"Hey ma, I made a vampire-zombie-witch!"

"How many times do I have to turn this thing on and off?!" Talking to the radio, the only way my Sim in Uni can work out and the stupid work out option wants to just appear when it feels like it. It's always done this but still super annoying.

Edit: It's taken me many annoying Sim days to realize....there's a tv he can use.

You can also take them swimming - they skill on community lots. And once they hit three points, yoga.

"Why did you turn around? There's nothing in the way?" Nemo LeStrange, who has never held a baby before and is afraid of changing diapers, picked his son Gonzo out of the crib, walked to the changing table, turned all the way around, and Looked at me, then turned around and did the job.

"Maybe I should move you into a private house, the sims in this dorm seem to die young"

"Nope... put back on your clothes, their are visitors downstairs" (ACR)
"Nope, come out of the wardrobe, that's your son's, he has his toys in there (ACR)
"Nope ... you both don't need to relax now" (ACR)
"Nope" - you both don't need to relax NOW (ACR)
" Please get dressed, and behave" (ACR)

BEDROOM DOORS ARE LOCKED AND I'M SELLING YOUR CAR AND YOUR SETTEE!!!!

"Could you, like, not?" Every time a Sim tries to take the bills inside.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo" When things go very wrong
"WHY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" When a Sim does a very stupid thing, and EVERYONE gets stuck in the same room
"Go away dammit! Why are you here?" Random Sims that think its totally cool to enter your house after knowing your Sims for 2 minutes and won't leave
"Hehe, you're funny. I like you" I would then proceed to let that Sim do what ever they want (ultimate freedom)
"Aaaaaaaw that so cute! If I could, I'd totally squidge your cheeks!" When something cute happens eg. Toddlers hugging

Something I just muttered to my game
"He's trying to go to bed and he's right at the fitness line, he's nowhere NEAR fat, quit badgering him!" and the Sim in question has maxed body skill because he's a werewolf. It's not like he even needs to be fit lol.

Edit: Also "Goooo gerbits!" a lot -.-
"WHY are you doing your homework in the bathroom? Then again you Sims love to do everything in the bathroom that you shouldn't"

"It fits...no gaps...hey, this must be a Peggy mesh for a Peggy bow to fit on it. Let me try those cute little clips..." *click**click* "Yes! Yes! I finally have hair I like that fits bows I like!"

That darn bills. "I put a table here on the outside, almost on top of the bloody mail box for you! Yet you still walk all the way to the damn side table at the back of the house???? Flower pot on side table, now!"'

And when it snows, its time to play "Find the Bills"

Mailbox covers, wouldn't be without them.

You don't have to find the bills. Click the mailbox, select "pay all bills." They take it from there. A similar interaction for homework would be great. Not only is homework sometimes hard to find, I get tired of clicking homework to see who it belongs to in my big families. But that's a different thread.

"What the hell did I do there?" When I spot an inexplicable feature in a lot I built myself.

Automatic bill and rent payer http://www.paladins-place.org/main.htm One problem solved. Wasn't there a mod that added to a sims menu 'do homework'?

Pescado's Macrotastics? You click on the child/teen and select Do Homework.
Select Pay all bills came with a later EP, I believe, took me a long time to realise it is there
Still - it is fun to play in the snow, I think - and they might find their homework too!

It came with Seasons.

'' You shouldn't have knocked over my trash can again if you didn't want to sit there and starve ''

"nooooooooo"
"What the *beep* are you doing"
"NONONONONONO"
"ew no"
"OH MY GOD"
"WHAT NO, ACR!"
"SHES PREGNANT?"
Last two are ACR related, because that isn't obvious! *sarcasm*

"Stop moving! I wanna see your name!"
"I don't trust you on free will."
"Hurry up!"
"Will you people be quiet?! People are trying to sleep!" (apartment neighbors)

But it says no ACR lol.

Commas make a huge difference, I edited it.

"You're standing under the altar about to get married, your family and friends are watching, and you think NOW is good time to go woo-hoo?"

Sometimes ACR drives me crazy.

"I will kill you!" Talking to a noisy apartment neighbor that will NOT let my Sims sleep! o.o I won't actually kill them, but still it's tempting.
"Annnnd she's gone"
"MOVE!"

Edit: Me: *Hisses at game*
Hubby: "Wanna kill your Sims again?"
Me: "No, their neighbors won't stop waking them up in the middle of the night!"
This happened not long ago
I seriously hissed at the game

"Just sit in the other damn chair!" . . . to a Sim who wants to play chess but is complaining because one of the chairs is blocked by a counter.

"Damn you! Why couldn't you stay away from him!? He was supposed to marry your sister today!" (ACR problems - to lazy for friendzoning)
"Don't you dare to kick over the trashcan...? DON'T DO IT! Everyone and you will die!" (Real sickness mod and to lazy to heal my sims)
"What the...? Are you crazy? You have 10 points in cooking! Why do you set your kitchen on fire?" (by cooking mac and cheese)
"Risky woohoo, again? I set you and your husband to 3 children! And you have already six!!!"

"Oh NOW you run!"
"Woops...well that wasn't the correct answer" Monica Bratford got fired from her career because chance card
"Why are you getting up this time? Oh to become fit...you couldn't of done that earlier you have to do that at 3am?" To be fair I probably prevented it without realizing
"You people suck"

Edit: Some CAS related sayings
"EW"
"Work it girrrrrl"
"That's pretty....ish"

"Yeah, thanks for coming. Now get out of my house!" - apartment neighbor let themselves in to watch my sim giving birth.

You better make friends with your adopted kid if you are not going to die all alone - and your fortune has to go somewhere! You might be the only Sim I am not going to try to keep alive forever!

"Yeah, that's my boy..." I was looking at the skill points of Silver Beech Hart, the oldest child of Rhett Hart and very nearly his father's clone, in my GS Uberhood Challenge. Like Rhett, he's Romance, and he wants to be a musician, just like his dad (only less hapless in a lot of ways, I hope). Anyway, he has more than six points in Charisma, Body, and Creativity, and two to three points in everything else - except for Cleaning and Logic, which are completely empty. This boy is all about making messes, not cleaning them up or avoiding them.

As I was saying this, he spontaneously decided to feed his younger siblings, getting his toddler sister a bottle and autonomously starting some french fries for his little brothers' breakfast. So I said it again.

Just now I said Ah-choo and ahh-choooo

*While building*
"That looks weird jutting off the edge of the house...oh well"
"I did it! I made an area of interest!"
"Is that even practical in real life? I have no idea!"

Edit: Just now..
Husband "Are you ok?" I look over o.0 "You were making weird noises"
"I do that when I Sim."
"Just making sure"
"You knew I was crazy when you married me"
"Yup, now i'm learning the extent of it"
"Don't judge me"
"Too late"


Edit because I don't want to double post: Just now I added a Married couple to my 'hood, plopped them in their lot...before I could do anything like turn off free will I saw the husband tell his wife a dirty joke...the animation is obvious and...she fell outta love with him....to which I said
"Really?! You fell outta love with your husband because he told you a dirty joke? Really?"

"I think you forgot something..." (Grilled cheese left in toaster oven, which is smoking by this point.)
"Oh, great way to keep a secret." (I may be old-fashioned, but I don't think telling a cheerleader you've drunk somebody using a cowplant is a good idea.)
"Do not have '69 fun' at your own graduation party!"
"Did I tell you to plop down on the rose bushes? No! Now behave at parties!"
"Gotcha! Not so useless now!" *giggling* (Why did it take me so long to think that coach + SimVac = good grades?)
"Who's in that bed? Who's having WooHoo now?"
And a few seconds later, as the couple emerged from under the covers:
"Paris! What will you think of next?" (Paris Prince is just not trustworthy when not being played -- or rather, he can be trusted to do something ill-advised and foolish, like messing with a cowplant or having one-night-stands at awkward times.)

"I know I know but she has to go to class" said after Sim wanted to caress (ACR) his girlfriend after they just woohooed for the first time but I sent her to class (got done just in time lol) and canceled the action and he put his arms up like "Hey!"

"Yeah, I hear you, I'm taking you to bed. ...Don't growl in your sleep."

"You want to retire? That usually requires you to have worked first!" To Katheryn - mother of 10, only ever been to work one day (and then that was only by mistake as her hubbie's shift had changed and I'd failed to notice he was leaving after her) - O'Mally

No ACR, we do NOT "casual sit" on the couch with the baby in the room!

No ACR right now, your twin babies need their diapers changed first...

Mother of 10? I'd say she's worked.

"Yes kiss your best fking friend in front of your wife. Youre not even gay. Thanks for the bad memory."

"Where are you? What the hell are you doing? I told you to go there! Do as you're told!"

(To visitor) "It's 2 am. What the hell are you still doing there? Get lost"

Sim can't go to work because there's no nanny for the kids. "Where the hell's the nanny? I thought they had a nanny?" Ring up services for nanny. "Cancel schedule? What the hell? She obviously doesn't know what the schedule is!"

Nannies again. "What the hell are you doing there? The parents are home!"

Nanny picks a fight with a parent. "What? Go home! ..Right, you're fired"

I watch as a Sim gets up from relaxing on the bed, goes outside and jumps rope for a bit, goes back to the bed, relaxes, gets up, goes outside, jumps rope, returns to the bed... he does this about 10 times. All I can say is "What an idiot."

I have to agree, but unfortunately the game doesn't pay out a pension based on number of kids, only on job grade

I would give her some money via kaching or the familyfunds cheat and pretend it as a pension. :D
My sims get 500 simoleon per child in a season ^^

It's not about the money. I just thought it was weird/funny that she wants to retire (ie stop the 9 to 5, Monday to Friday commute/grind) when she's never actually done that, except for one day and that probably seemed like a holiday compared to the usual chaos that passes for a normal day in the O'Mally household

I have a hack that allows sleeping on community lots, which I like, but I wonder if it's the reason I find guests sleeping in someone's bed! Invite a few couples over for dinner, realize the pregnant one seems to have left. Hours later everyone goes home and family goes to bed; then I realize someone is sleeping on the couch. Did you have an argument I wasn't aware of? Send the guy upstairs, wife is sleeping is spare room, and PREGNANT woman is sleeping in their bed! Have to "shoo" her to get her up. Funny but irritating.

I get guests who climb into bed and go to sleep, too. I think it's vanilla behavior under certain conditions.

Didn't know that. And I guess I'm a prude, or OCD. That double bed that 3 generations of kids have been conceived in, people you hardly know have slept in, dogs & cats...and the sheets have NEVER been changed.eeesswwwwwwww

I always use the design tool to change the bedding colours (at the very least between generations), and I pretend that's buying new sheets (for $15! not bad!)


Oh, darling... Pregnancy does NOT agree with your hair! - for a teen who doesn't have a hair mesh for being pregnant on the loading screen
In the tune of the hairbrush song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtHr7gluh08 (Warning: Will get stuck in your head) "OH where is my schoolbus?! Oh WHERE is my schoolbus? Oh where oh where oh where oh where oh whhhhheeere is my schoolbus?" ... guess you guys are walking to school today
Which skill would you like to learn today? ... *sighs* NO... Woohoo is not the kind of skill I meant... Can you study mechanical now?
Now is not the time to think about what you'd like your engagement ring to look like! You guys are broke

This might be an interesting play session... that was all within the first five minutes of starting the household.

"And she's NOT pregnant!"

(In response to the "Katheryn has the day off work" pop-up.)

...I threatened to make my toddler's life miserable in TS2 when she wouldn't do what I told her to do. I get that way with a lot of my sims though. Sometimes, I even kill them. I just throw out so many curse words, I snort, I'll get close to crying, and I almost break my computer. This really is a fun game

I think I need to get more creative with my insults towards them. Lately I just use the word "stupid" over and over. E.g. "You are the stupidest stupid to ever stupid!" "No, stupid." "Stupid! Do what I say!"

"SimMacFlyPotion Controller, you are the ugliest werewolf in the world!" Said after a bizarre incident whereby said ...thing... was cited as the cause of PC Nema Leaf's lycanthropy.

You need this. http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/s...hp?topic=1482.0

"Who the hell died?" after I noticed the gravestone icon above one of my Sims' heads. Turned out the vampire sister of my Legacy heiress had died.

"Did you just steal from me you cheeky little bastard?!" About five minutes ago while running a home business. A sim from another lot, Jere, reached into the freezer display and swiped a piece of chocolate from a CC box set for sale without paying for the box itself, much less the piece he snatched. And yet, he's still one of my favorites in the hood.
"TRIPLETS?! Why is it triplets?! Oh well, at least they're finally all girls." 30 seconds ago, after trying at least 5 times to get an all-girl combo--which were only twins all the other times.

To pregnant Cassandra: "You're hungry AGAIN?! I just fed you! ...Like four hours ago but still..." and while she was sleeping: "You didn't go to the bathroom first? Wow..."

After the 'you invited me over to sleep but didn't let me' or whatever message:
"I didn't invite you to sleep over! I didn't even invite you at all. You were part of the welcome wagon! I dont even think I let you in! You just wondered over during the wedding and had a piece of cake!!"

"HOW THE HELL DO YOU KEEP GETTING IN?! WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?!" Said at one of my elder female sims. She's the mother of four grown children who live together with 2 other roommates on an entirely seperate lot, with all of the doors locked because they have a home business (and half the time the shoppers will just ignore the store to go screw around in the house, or then the former shoppers will go in and causr massive routing problems in an attempt to bogart the computer or something equally stupid, so I just lock them out now), who somehow manages to keep teleporting inside, COMPLETELY AUTONOMOUSLY AND UNINVITED, sometimes at weird times like 1 am. I'll just have my sims doing some random thing, and suddenly there comes Mumy Dearest just strolling by, despite the locked doors! Creepier still, this woman is supposed to be the town's schoolteacher, which is why she's living on a seperate lot.

"I KNOW! I KNOW YOU'RE HUNGRY!" I screamed at my pregnant self sim as I desperately tried to direct her to feed her twin toddlers before the social worker came. It's always either their hunger or hygiene, the parents just cant catch a break. And they cry constantly because they are bored! ;~; At least their baby brother just lies there in silence (although then I have to run to him when the warning pops up.) Thankfully they only have two more days to age up, and I'm sure I can handle just one toddler and a new baby at the same time. She'll finally have time to sleep!

Oh, what's this. You're re rolling a want?
[Have 10 children]
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...
...
*sobs*

"Oh no, not this again." - After the ACR paired my just grown into a teen Sim up with her great-uncle and she got pregnant by him. The same happened earlier with another sim and her mother's cousin.

This almost happened between two of my sims (Carlos Contender and his great-niece Sophia Baldwin), but I set them as 'grandparent/grandchild' via Simblender so now they see each other as family. They live together now (Sophia got pregnant with a random townie so I wanted her living in a larger house) and I haven't had any more weird happenings.

"Thanks Mum" - when the mother just barged in on the son's hot date to talk to his girlfriend ... and I then realised that she'd just shifted the stuck "meet someone new" want the girl had and all the date's wants were now rolling to more amorous ones!

"Again? Really?" - when the same Sim got abducted by aliens two nights in a row

You are exhausted! Leave that damn stolen gnome until tomorrow!!!!

"Put the Teddy Bear DOWN!" To the "friend brought home" who is relocating said bear somewhere, for no apparent reason!

"No, i can't believe it" when Mélanie finally felt in love with the father of her two daughters (one is two from teenhood and the younger just turns into a toddler).

When you're playing a pre-made, married with children, and they have a "first kiss" with each other! Like, you've been pregnant 4 times and never kissed! Slap my own forhead

Me: Can't we have a little more fun before you go to bed?
My Sim: NO!!! I'm far too tired!

Then I think I hear him add under his breath, "It's time you were in bed too!"

No. You are not buying another statue. Your garden looks like an art museum already!

Stop cleaning that toilet! The customer needs it.
You cannot have another puppy!
Stop sleeping on the couch.

"Will you stop wandering around the house in your undies!"
"You don't need a bath! Get out! Get of the way! The Sim behind you is green with stink!"
"Leave the child alone. Do NOT pick him up. He's in the crib trying to sleep!. He does NOT need a bath!" (They pick up the tired child) "Arrrgghhh!"

I'm just starting a hood and bringing on the next generation, so...

"Please don't tell me we are playing musical cribs again!"
"I TOLD YOU to change that toddler's diaper! Not just put her in her crib and let her wallow in her own doodoo! Idiot!"
"Why did I let you breed?"
"Crap, you're pregnant and I just fed you cheesecake! Now you're having twins! AAAGH! Curse EA and their creative license with middle school biology!"

"Stop. Stuffing. Your. Ugly. Face. YOU HAVE LEFTOVERS, EAT THEM" - Me today when a fat teen started "stuffing face" at the fridge, blocking people.

"Stop splashing! You'll get hit by lightning!"

"...*whispers* that b*tch turned around and came back"

– Me when I had forgotten and finally noticed that I had moved a cheating mother back together with her family.
Aah, Peggy Sue McClain. You just never learn, do you.

Don't walk away! You are supposed to help him with his homework until it is done!

"You're pregnant? Okay, that's fine" and then later she gave birth "TRIPLETS! That's totally not fine!"