Whilst running for the bus in his underpants, Steve tripped over a flamingo which was trying to cross the road.

Boris thought quickly--what would be the best pickup line for that ravishing creature behind him? He could compliment her hat, or her snazzy pantsuit, or he could simply shake his eloquent beard in her direction. He might have better luck at the Steampunk Emporium instead of Curtains & More, but he was going to give it a shot!

Gretchen, Judy, and Agnes agreed that reading suited them better than chatting, lest someone bring up last week's incident...

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Mr. Greg, we were just making a little human, that's all.
BECAUSE WE FREAKING NEEDED ONE!!!!
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Jenny wasn't sure if it was her natural scent, her perfume, or a combination of both that was making her so attractive to the bees. Either way, she was freaking terrified!

Charlene was so busy worrying about what had happened to her eye, that she didn't notice there was also something wrong with her hand.

When someone next to you is judging you for pouring the milk before the cereal - but then you remember you live alone...

These college kids know that embarrassing themselves in a frat or sorority is the only way they'll be able to network themselves into a job once they graduate.

Charlaton: Let me help you with those chips. You won't be needing those anymore. I won!
Woman: I swear I had a pair of fuzzy red cards rather than that blurry one. Why do these same cards come out over and over again?

I WAS ready for my close-up, until someone told me my pretty fore-head curl had come un-done. MAKE UP!
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I think my dog needs to see a vet. He's discoloured and he has crabs.

Marco was astonished when a teeny tiny blue man spouted out of his broken tap.

I only pick on people because no one ever asks me to dance.

Nm, found a pic but too slow. XD

Charity!

Here's another image:

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As for the stinky tin man...
"I tried a shower once, and my suit rusted. Now I can't take it off. And all I can eat is pizza; I can squish it through the visor. And then I get cheese stuck in my suit..oh well"
opps forgot a pic..too late now!

grammapat!

Another:

"Ah, at last. The cute, unassuming robot's plan has finally come to fruition. What comes next, I hear you ask?"

"Well...wò̦̓͊rl̩͎ͥ̌͗̄͆̓d̞̥̻̮̆ ̯ͬ̇͒̑̏d̃ȏ̳̦̱̓̆̚m͓͖̣͛̅̍͌ï̬̳͎̤̪͛͒nͥ̎̈ḁ̦́͑ͣ͊̄̀ͅt̥͎̝͊̆̆i͙̮̗̰͉̼o̹͇n̰̆́*͕̣̪̗, of course!"

Oh god, there's a rat in there eating my chips. Cannot let my date see this!

Mr Darcy and the Bennet sisters needed psychiatric intervention when they saw that Mr Bingley was serving jelly at the ball.

Ooo! What's in here? Food!! *Jumps head first into food bowl*.

The real meaning of "finger food". As for her living in a place with no ceiling or walls..her shirt says it all.
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"Sleep with one eye open? Ha! I'll do one better!"

I'm a plant Sim. A HOT-house plant.
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If I fall asleep what's the worst that could happen? Gravity.

My kitty likes to be clean too.
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Mr Blue was mortified when he realised he was supposed to make both arms beefy, and not just the right one.

The most grumbling customer. I wish your Sims good luck.

"I'm a Zombie, ok? Even when shower, I still stink!"

sims2 zombies look different than that.

I assumed it was a default replacement skin.

It may be hard to see because of the night lighting, but that is a Maxis zombie skin. Here are some pics of the same sim in my game with Maxis default zombie skin. Only the eyes are custom in these screenshots.

Damn you lighting!!!
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I use only Maxis content for sims. I don't use Custom Content for sims.

Yes I know that. I was just explaining why my version of Edward might look a little different than yours.

Caption for @oachi06's pic:
Sim #1: "And then I said to my barber, 'You really blue me away!'"
Sim #2: "Dude, that's terrible."

I don't care if I can't afford it. I'm going on a damn summer vacation! No, I'm not freezing to death; it's summer, damn it.

before did not notice the indentations/bumps on character's face in original picture.

The cat is not doing anything; it's a stuffed cat (like the mouse) that a kid threw at the couch.

Actually it's a real cat that was like this when I loaded up a lot.

"Maybe using kerosene to put out a fire wasn't such a great idea."

Professor: Our surgery dummies contain models of actual organs; I am not amused that you placed cell phones, and whatever THAT is, in this one.
{have you every watched all the stuff they pull out? It would be good for the "detailed pictures of things" thread}
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I was waiting for someone to comment on the non-censured naked person... it's a robot.
...and don't you hate it when there is something dark coming out of another swimmer...

You never know that servos can't swim!

Delores realized the problem. She was playing with the reincarnation of Bobby Fischer, cleverly disguised as Janet!

5 seconds till they find the present that I left them in the litterbox.

MeeOW! Mine, all mine. ME! WOW!

Parrots aren't happy unless they can spit food everywhere.
And since nobody seems to be playing, I will double post...

I am so good I should totally have a degree in trash rolling!

Thanks for screwing in my new lawn lamp...by doing the twist on it. Not impressed.
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Actually I hate booth tables, the Sims often refuse to sit there. Had a sim get to a seat at the back between 2 other seated sims; she sat on someone's lap! then ZIP she went UNDER THE TABLE to sit in her seat. Not cool.

Morgan noticed he hates chairs while Barry stands here doing nothing

The flamingo accidentally farted, but he didn't think anyone noticed.

Alien invasion: We took out the power plant, but this one house still has power. This fire should take care of that. Then we can proceed with our take-over, while letting the stupid Humans think we are cute little knomes.
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When dads exercise

But dad is exercising with his feet on a baby...bad daddy
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and the pic above...what happens when you OVER exercise; she's bony and twisted. And she has something stuck in her navel... and too many teeth.

Yes, bumping...

New revolutionary hedge dressing gown, only needs occasional trimming!

Loki Beaker's latest invention, the android firefighter, had its extinguisher nozzle located in an embarassing spot...

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YES!& he SO looks like an android. As for your pic...I can't think of anything funny. I know "Mr Jones" just tries to blend in with the natives, but he just can't manage their stupid faces.

Their faces are not as extreme, but that blank-eyed mindless grin reminds me a bit of the possessed sims in that new TS4 pack. Maybe the Myshuno game is a form of mind control.

No one is calling the Myshuno game yet, but the Strangetown Social Club is ready to pounce as soon as someone shows up!

Sims 4 has possession or just sims that look possessed?

The new "Strangerville" pack has "infected" sims that are possessed and you have to figure out why and try to put a stop to it.
Here are some stills from Carl's Sims 4 Guide that were extracted from the official trailer.

http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/g...ind-control.jpg

http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/g...ew-recruits.jpg

Those faces are seriously creepy.

Are they trying to make Sims 4 more a story game, rather than a sandbox?

I don't know and I am not interested..lol
And to continue in the same spirit as Peni's picture...

Comment to Peni's pic (as i don't see comments to it) :
"You know , Ura, we will save from water if you wash dishes here , after I'm done??"
And to Rosebine's:
Girl: "What? You were pottytrained too.. you know how this works, go away!"

Ok, so in a futile attempt to save this thread...

Mr. Smith was so excited about his new job as a private investigator. He was sent on his first mission to scope out an underground llama fighting ring, only he jotted down the wrong address, and ended up spying on the town curmudgeon Bob playing indoor mini golf in his underwear...

Unfortunately his neighbour was spying on him and called the cops.




Apparently the Italian pizza from the pizza oven is only eatable by cats, as my sim couldn't take a slice. XD

Mimi loves to concentrate on little black holes. She knows, sometimes crawls something jummy out of it.
If she were a Sim, she would need glasses, but that's another story...

"Come on, lady! Wake up and make a wish! I haven't got all week!"

"Don Lothario? Well, now that you mention him this is what I think..."

Antonio: Stella, my darling, really I did not mean to upset you... The dead mouse was truly a symbol of my undying affection for you...

Stella: I hate mice, Antonio. I'm not some simple street cat - I have class...

Antonio: Yes darling, and that's why I love you... Now please come down now, we are going to be late for our Broadway rendition of Catz...

(Sim cat drama)

So far I can smell that wedding cake

After Annette had burned her third pot of water, she thought purchasing the Bakinater 6000 oven would help improve her cooking skills. Alas, tonight her self esteem would burn much longer than the spaghetti sauce ever could...

"Please don't sniff my butt. I'm not one of your werewolf brethren."

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"Even cool big guys are afraid of little bees."

The new series of Robot Prarie Bakeoff is compelling viewing!

[QUOTE=Roquelina]"Even cool big guys are afraid of little bees."QUOTE]
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The pic you are talking about are bees?! They look like micro chips/micro bots. That would be more scary.

There! Now you can water yourself!

A good mother knows how to juggle a 1year old and a 3year old
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And there is this alien, who has her skin on backwards...

OK, anybody home? So am double posting: CAPTION THIS...

"After all the years I've spent gaining enough aspiration points to earn the Elixir of Life, it was filled with the wrong potion! It didn't make me younger, it only turned one of my hands backwards!"

Here's my out of context image...I actually sent this one to some non-Simmer friends with no explanation, and they had some funny reactions, but I'd like to hear your caption!

Arriving home late one night after a heavy gig, Stan was about to take a shower when he heard noises downstairs...
"That's the stupidest lie I ever heard! You're Santa with your pixie helper!!??Here with my presents?! Get out, ya stupid bugger, before I call the cops! If I wasn't so bashed I would kick your fuzzy butt!"
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It's true! Technology is making zombies of us!

"'Get cats,' they said. 'It'll be fun,' they said."

"NO! That outfit is even worse. And your hair is boring too."
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Once thought to be dormant, the Simcano is estimated to erupt in 30 seconds; scientists believe it results from a gross mix of loud sounds. Experts recommend wearing headphones to avoid hearing damage from the Simcano's expected screams.

"I told her this was the 'no girls allowed' hot tub."

"I told you that you had to be THIS tall to ride!"

(I can't believe this thread has been inactive for so long! I think we need some silly amusement right now, so I'm taking the initiative to try to bring it back.)

Um, camouflage pants...No, don't think I need.
{agree with you, miss this thread;runs off to take funny picture...}

Here's a pic

Operator: "991 whats your emergency?"
Sim: "My friend is in the floor!"

Here's a pic...

"Good job, little sorcerer! Now take the pin out of the poppet, we don't REALLY want to kill Auntie Jane."

New pic...

Mary Sue : "Hey there cutie, call me!!"
Blonde : *turns around* Huh?
Mary Sue : "Oh, I thought you were Tom Petty, sorry..."
Redhead : Ummmmm, lol

I want to resurrect this thread! Get your funny pictures out!

Caption for the above image: Oh, that's where Ileft my chewing gum...

New image to caption:

can't think of a retort, but love the sack (hat? where can I get one?)

Caption: If you keep that paper bag in your head, You'll never reach the fame, you owe me 50 bucks.

@simsample I'll go a bit "off-topic" with this comment, but I love the composition in your pic, eyes goes directly to the paper bag in the guy's head and then jump to the cashier's hand, excellent use of the "rule of thirds", when we are into photographic art and/or 3D art, we tend to use it in a natural way, without realizing we are making use of it and I think it was what you did.

Image for caption:

@grammapat It's by Kielen, site dead now (I think they may have uploaded it to GoS) but archive link here and Download link still active here. The face on the bag my sim is wearing was a recolour I made, get it here. The sim under the paper bag is actually Bob newbie, in my game he's called Mystery Sim and his thumbnail (complete with paper bag) appears in all of my sim's memories for 'kissed mystery sim'. :D
@jotaerre Thanks, of course I knew all about that, I'm a total expert in art and in fact the art galleries often call me to ask my opinion on art.  (They don't really, I know nothing about art and that was a complete accident as you guessed, I have no idea on composition!  But thanks for the compliment!

Caption for above picture:  Despite his T-shirt, Ken had never tasted alcohol in his entire life, he was too worried about ruining his complexion. Mary-Sue's T-shirt was true though, Barbie is a slut, Ken's friend Don told him so!

New image to caption:

Caption: My figurine collection is now complete with the addition of the ever elusive toilet paper roll goddess!

Neat Caption!



@simsample I would not call it an accident, I'd call it natural talent.