Failed Wishes (A Game)
 

Just make a wish, like this:

Person A: I wish I had some cake.

and then the person below you would grant your wish, but "corrupt" it in some way.

Person B: Granted. But you can't eat it, too.

and then this person would make their own wish in the same post, and so on and so forth. Ready?

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I wish I was sleeping right now

Granted, but Freddy Krueger will get you in your dreams.

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I wish I didn't have a headache.

Granted but your head will fall off

(haha Freddy Krueger, that's a good one )

I wish I had some gas in my car so I can get late night mickey d's

Granted, but on the way home you'll get a flat tire. mwahaha

i wish ktbcca would write her wish so we can ruin it *aims*

Your wish is granted but ktba gets her wish done

I wish I have a banana ice cream

Granted, but you'll drop it on the ground as soon as you get it.

I wish I had a grape flavored slushy right now :p

Granted, but it's melted.

I wish that I wasn't the only one in my family who wants to visit Napa Valley when we're on the West Coast.

Granted but you will find the all the people in napa valley is visiting West Coast and u are there alone.

I wish I got endless amount of coca-cola

Granted, but you'll go to restroom.

I wish I would give mom a wedgie.

Granted but you will find your self holding a mom's ripped underwear >< yikes !

I wish that barney disappear !!!

Granted, but the barney song will be in your head forever (and ever).

Ack I can't believe I forgot to make a wish!

I wish it wasn't so hot...

Granted but it'll just get hotter tomorrow

I wish I could sleep!!!!

Granted, but the stuff that you ate earlier will affect your stomach while you sleep.

I wish my parents weren't so strict.

Granted, but you will slip on a banana peel every day for the rest of your life! (random, I know)

I wish video games weren't so expensive.

Granted, but you will have an addiction to buying them, and will get bored of them quickly.

I wish my headphones weren't broken.

Granted, but now they're freakishly loud all the time and you can't turn the sound down.

I wish my hair was always straight.

Granted but it will be straight upwards.

I wish that I don't have an exam after 20 mins from now :S

Granted but you'll do the rat exam in 5 mins.

I wish I would kiss a hamster

Granted. But its an angry, rabid hamster.

I wish I could find my cellphone...

Granted but it will be in pieces xP

I wish I could teleport..

Granted. But you can't control where you teleport to.

I wish I get to go out for dinner tonight.

Granted, but it will be at a filthy fast-food restaurant.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but you end up wishing for the most disgusting thing in the world.

I wish I wasn't so completely frozen.

Granted, but you will melt.

I wish I had a normal sleeping schedule.

Granted but my mother will be there every morning to make sure you are on the schedule.. trust me you don't want that ><

I wish I have a cat

Granted, but it's insane and likes to scratch/claw/bite you all the time.

I wish I was on holidays already.

Granted, but it's only a one day holiday and your mom grounded you

I wishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that my new room was painted to my liking (bleh, white is just...white!)

Granted, but you mess up the paint while it's still wet.

I wish that I had a brand new dress for my weekend activities.

Granted but it will get stuck in your underwear for everyone to see.

I wish I had some nice cold lemonade.

Granted but you'll strangle to death on it

I wish I could dye Rabid's hair brunette just because she has pretty blond hair



Now that is funny

Granted but I would ninja karate chop you before you could try. I like my pretty blonde hair .

I wish that I didn't have to take notes in the margins of my assigned summer reading books for AP Lit. Writing in books is unholy!

Granted, but then you'll have no idea about anything that happened in the books. Even though I agree that you should never write in books.

I wish I had some pretty new clothes.

Oh clapity! This is fun!

granted, but they are all cut up in pieces.

I wish unicorns were real*shiny eyes*

Granted, but they eat kittens.

I wish I had a million dollars.

(nuu, I love kittens D: )

granted, but they are fake.

I wish I had pet dragon.

Granted, but they eat unicorns!!

I wish I had a maid.

Granted, but she steals your silver .

I wish that the trailer for The Time Traveler's Wife didn't turn such a wonderfully poignant book into a dippy romcom.

(AHHH, there's a trailer?!)
Granted, but the movie turns out absolutely awesome anyway, even though it probably won't be .

I wish boys weren't so confusing.

Granted, but now they're all total dumbasses who don't know what one add one is.

I wish that I could stop feeling so sad about a stupid boy.

Granted, but he died.

I wish..My art talent would improve( i am scared to think how you people will twist this o_O)

Granted, but their will be a world wide rule that all artists are to be killed and you'll get drowned in a big ass bucket of brownish purple paint.

I wish I was home in Oregon right now, with my sissy's so I could have something entertaining to do, god it's seriously boring and I'm way to lazy to finish unpacking mah shizz xD



Jeez Kyle, blunt much?

Granted, but you confused the buses and went different way.

I wish I had pack of cookies right nao D:

Granted, but they are laced with LCD.

I wish my husband was home, because I'm bored out of my mind.

granted, but his key broke when he tried to enter the house.

I wish my hubby wasn't such a clean freak sometimes D:

Not Granted xD

I wish that I could fly

Granted, but you will never be able to land.

I wish I could clip my cats claws without her attacking me.

(being clean freak is very good for a guy! But some times he freaks out of his clean sock falling on the floor for a second or something o_O)

Granted but your wings freeze and you have to wait for the to stop buffering in mid air.

I wish I had a BigMac....

Edit: Granted but clipers stop working.

( use scratching post perhaps?)

Granted but the bun will be moldy.

(She uses one but her nails are still really long and sharp )

I wish I had a better graphics card.

Granted, but your computer will self destruct

I wish I was a famous actress by now

Granted, but your a famous porn actress.

I wish my hair was long.

Granted, but it will always be greasy.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Starbucks coffee.

Granted, but it's all cold.

I wish my room cleaned itself.

Granted, but your furniture get's destroyed in the process.

I wish it was nighttime already.

No Kyle! What'd you kill him for? He wasn't THAT stupid *mutters*

Anyway, Dollyrot, granted, but a murderer come gets you in ur sleep.

I wish that all the kids in my school that are either part of the walking dead cool group, bullies or @ssholes (or a combination of the 3) get killed.

Granted, but you're charged with their murders :o.

I wish the 6th Harry Potter movie had come out already.

Granted, but all the copies will be smashed.

I wish that my family didn't have to fight and bicker every 30 seconds.

Granted but you'd have to live in complete silence.

I wish Cailie were mine.

Granted, but you end up having seventeen children and she makes you do all the housework :P

On that subject I wish Aaron was mine.

Granted, but he will always smell like wet dog.

I wish I was shorter.

Granted, but that will be through your bottom half being cut off.

I wish that I won't get bullied anymore at school >.<

Granted, but your the only student left.

I wish I could lose a few kilo's.

Granted, but you have chocolate withdrawals and rob a shop and get arrested and sent to prison.

I wish that our dog would stop jumping up on people.

Granted, but now your dog has no legs

I wish I could have a cuddle.

Aw

Granted, but it's by a grizzly bear *muahahahahaaha* and you're deep in the forest and there's no one to help you...

I wish that I was one of those lucky people who don't randomly burst into tears when they've got PMS.

Granted, but you're like me instead, and you get the most painful cramps which leave you curled up in bed clutching your stomach desperately. And you end up crying from them instead! Isn't life great?

I wish I had some more money.

Granted, but you'd have stolen from it all from a bank. The cops are after you PixCii. :O

I wish I never, ever, ever got my period again. Or cramps, at least.

Ouchy, Pixcii I got small ones, not that bad though.

Granted, but you end up really wanting kids down the road and you can't have them.

I wish that my new computer magically had an extra GB of RAM.

Granted, except you'd get a ram (the animal) in you computer going "baaa".

I wish I were really, super fit.

Granted, except you end up falling off a cliff on your bicycle and becoming a parypleegie thingy (no idea how to spell it! )

Don't forget to wish

I wish these wishes actually came true.

Granted, but there's always something slightly wrong with them.

I wish I had some inspiration.

Granted but you will get inspired by a crazy one-eyed dwarf >< that can't be good

I wish I get a free massage chair

Granted, but it will turn out to be a super intelligent being and take over the world.

I wish I had a new comforter.

Okay, but it's covered in toxic waste.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, but it bursts into flames as soon as you get it and your insurance doesn't cover spontaneous combustion.

I wish my hair dresser hadn't cut an extra inch off of my hair.

Okay, so you go back in time to correct it. But something gets messed up and you end up being eaten by a dinosaur.

jewaukeela I wish that you wrote your wish :P

Granted, but it's something really bad and it comes true.

I wish that I didn't have to do a maths test on Wednesday.

Granted, but you will have one on Thursday.

I wish I could lose 20 lbs.

Granted but you will grow a beard...

I wish that I don't have to go to my cousin's wedding this weekend..

Okay fine.So you go to the beach instead, where you meet this incredibly hot guy who ends up being a vampire and bites you, throws you into the ocean, and leaves you to die.

I wish I had green eyes.

granted but they ahve shades of your hated color

I wish my bday came faster D:

Fine, it comes every other day, but you get old really fast and die next month. Oh, snap!

I wish I could fly

Fine, but you forget in 1 hour, fall to the ground and die.

I wish I was in Italy.

Fine but only in your imagination

I wish I didn't want to go the restroom now.

Granted but you go later

I wish I could see my girlfriend

Granted, but she won't recognize you.

I wish it was October.

Granted, but only for a day.

I wish I had pie

Granted, but it will be made of kittens.

I wish I had a huge plate of sushi.

Granted but the sushi is rotten

I wish that summer would last forever

Granted but you will burn..and burn baaaadd

I wish my trousers wouldnt fall down when i run up the stairs

granted but they will fall in public

I wish that I was able to stay at home

Granted, but there is a hungry grizzly bear in your home.

I wish I could get a really expensive hair cut.

Granted but the hair cut caused you to go bald

I wish that I was asleep

Granted, but you don't wake up for a hundred years.

I wish that I knew if G-d was real.

Granted but it is your worst nightmare
(myspellingisbad)

I wish that I had a dictionary

Granted but its a (Norwegian - Japanese) dictionary

I wish that I'm actually studying instead of opening the pdf minimize it and surf the net

granted, but your internet obsession won :D

I wish my laptop was faster D: