Things You've said while playing The Sims 2
 

We all know Sims are semi-unintelligent creatures who need our guidance throughout their lives. What have you said when your Sims get on your last nerve? My favorite are:

"WHY ARE YOU DANCING AROUND THE FIRE?! GET THE KIDS OUTTA THE HOUSE!"
"omg...did you...really...just pee...on the floor? THE TOILET IS ONE TILE AWAY!"
"Why are you fainting!? DON'T FAINT! HERE'S A BED! GO THERE!...she fainted."
"Oh, that's great. NOW you wanna die! I was ONE KID AWAY from your LT want!"
"Lord Almighty, I think you WANT the Social Worker to take your kids!"

1. I have said things like "Why are you looking at me straight in the face on my PC telling me you need to use the toilet or eat. ( Kind of spooky when the sims do that )

2. Please ! This is NOT the time to have a major "Nerves Break Down"

3. Then here is one that really wear me down, NO you can Not have another baby "You just had this one just a second ago"

4. Did I not just buy this out of the kids section in buy mode for my children to "Swing on"? Are you not an adult sim ? Get lost and go play Cards or play pool.

5. Cool it ! You just Woohoo with Sue, Jane, and Mary, Your wants or need to woohoo with ten different sims will NOT! happen this day or the next. lmao

My number one thing I shout at them:

"What in the world are you DOING!"

Second that AlexandraSpears.

Usually when ACR hits me unawares.
And they go for yet another baby when they cant cope with the ones they already have. GAAH

Since I cancelled out most annoying/ stupid actions sims autonomously do with MATY hacks, mine are usually ACR related too.

Mostly I have to cancel my Sims relaxing and woohooing all the time.

"You slut-ho, no more relaxing and babies for you, get out of bed now!" Is something heard a lot from behind my screen.

You can just call me Alexandra.

Lots of times I'm saying, "You just had twins and you want ANOTHER one? What're you, masochistic?"

(I had a Sim give birth to twin boys hours before her daughter transitioned to Child. And she still wants another one. Meh.)

Heheh... reminds me of what I said to my aunt on Facebook:

"More kids? What are you trying to do, join the Quiverfull movement?"

"Oh, crap ... I left the pregnancy hack on!"
(Related) "Whose baby are YOU carrying?"
"NO ... MORE ... KIDS!" I don't want 100 of you in the neighborhood, and I am NOT going to marry off brothers and sisters!"
"That Sim I made is cute. I wonder what his kids would look like if I mate him with _____."
"No. This is NOT the time to _______. (Name of random action ... not just woo-hoo.) Your school bus/van/class is waiting for you!"
"Great. You missed the school bus or van because you just HAD to ______."
"Oh, crud. I forgot to save before you did that."
"No. I don't need that career. No, not that career. Come on .... do I have to use the flippin' career hack? It's been a few days now."
"Stupid cow. If you set off the sprinklers one more time, I WILL make you regret it."
"Gooo ... GERBITS!"
"If you ran into my bathroom while I was showering and you started cheering, you WOULD get it in the gerbits!"
"WAKE ... UP!"
"Stay out of the toilet! I am NOT loading another hack to stop you from doing that!"
"I thought I downloaded enough [name of clothing item]s. I didn't?"
"Stop crying, you wuss! Fight back!"
"OK. I see that you've been porking out. It's time for you to go on a jog." (I have the jogging mod.)
"Go home, you stupid Nanny. Go. Home."

"Where the heck is that toddler? What are you doing playing in the toilet...AGAIN!"
"No! NO! DON"T DO THAT! {stupid idiot sim}"
"Why are you lying on the floor? Where are your parents? Didn't I just tell your mother to...CRAP! I don't need any more kids in this generation! ACR! Damn you! CANCEL! I said, CANCEL!" and then the lullaby plays.
"Dang, you just took the worst genetics from your parents. I wonder who I can pair your up with the neutralize that genetic set..."
"Ok, you'll be the old lonely sim with no kids...I can't do anything to help you"
"Leave that toddler alone! Diaper's clean and hygene is at 75%! Why does everyone insist on bathing them?"

My take on ACR: "You just called to throw a party/your kid is bursting her lungs out because she wants out of her crib... ah well, HAVE FUN!"

"Why are you calling my sims to tell them to keep in touch more?!? You JUST left the party!"

"No, don't follow mom, she's sleeping... no, don't follow mom, she's still sleeping... oh for crying out loud, I don't care if you play with non skill building toys or play in the toilet!, I just don't want to see you sit in front of the bed all night like a stupid zombie!"

"You have your own private bathroom annexed to your bedroom... why do you keep going to the other bathroom? And you grandma, you have your own master bathroom, super cozy with everything I'd dream of having... why do you keep going to their bathroom they seem to ignore so much?"

"Ok, you go change now... you've been walking in your underwear all day and I can't stand it anymore!"

Oh, I have absolutely nothing against huge families. But I like to time them so that the baby is born the same day the youngest sibling transitions to Child, or at least when the toddler has learned walking, talking, and potty training. Imagine trying to potty train and everything and tend to a baby's needs too. Trying to deal with a toddler and twin babies--ugh!

If I plan on letting them have another one, I just lock the Want in place.

"Stop playing in the toilet! -cancelcancelcancel-
"Your child is starving and you're just watching TV what's wrong with you D:"
"Stop following your father!"

"Why can't you annoying little brats grow up already?!" (for the particularly annoying children)
"Do you have to do that NOW?"
"Will you move already?!"
"Go to Work!" *has to manually send to work*
"WHAT?! PROBATION?!" (this happened a lot because I use the sethour cheat, meaning that there's the chance a Sim will miss the final exam multiple times.)
"Where the heck did the 'Lecture' action come from?"
"STOP SLEEPING IN YOUR ____'S BED!" (parents', child's, etc. I've had to start making double doors for master bedrooms so the parents can both have a locked door)

"For the love of... you can have sex AFTER you clean the bathroom."
"If you're going to help him with his birthday then actually help him with his birthday instead standing there while you're about to pass out."
"This lot is on solid CONCRETE. Do I look like I care about your Garden Club?"
"Matchmaking be damned! I HAVE CAS!"
"The door is locked! Bed Nazi is ON! You have your own bed! Why do you insist on trying to sleep in your dad's coffin?!"

I shall steal this idea

*Hurry up (I say this a lot)
*Geez it takes you 45 minutes to eat a toaster pastry
*My Sims are so retarded
*Quit stuffing your face (before I downloaded the hack for it)
*(After crashing without saving for 3 Sim days) Oh snap and I have also said go fuck yourself.
*Take him/her to the potty you dumb bitch
*Bathe the god damn dog
*You just want to whine do you?
*Do her
*(When one of my toddler turns out good looking) Aww he/she's adorable

That's all I can think of.

Don't just set that toaster pastry on the counter, EAT IT already!

(Why they set it on the counter and STAND THERE on occasion is beyond me. Same with TV dinners at times.)

And when toddlers Huggle:

AWWWWW! Isn't that CUTE!

"Why do you hate me?" (usually said in reference to the CFE cheat, which really does hate me).
"Frick, WHY?! WHY?! My frickin' walls are deformed, I can't just delete them!" (to the modular stairs tool not wanting to place stairs next to walls - discovered the answer yesterday actually, while screaming at the U-shape stairs tutorial open on my laptop "THAT WON'T WORK!")

Mine tend to be things like:

"Oh for crying out loud! I KNOW you're hungry/tired/stinky etc, go get food/to bed/have a shower etc!" (delete as appropriate)
"No, DON'T get the kid out, they're ASLEEP! You've just put them to bed!"
"Don't just STAND there, I've given you your next instruction... notices action has been dropped for whatever reason Ohh..."

Re ACR kicking in at just the WRONG moment:
sees "try for baby" pop up
"You've only just HAD a baby! Why do you want ANOTHER one??"
hears lullaby
"Aww... CRAP!"



Been there, had similar reaction! After numerous cups of coffee and plenty of swearing at the tutorials, I've also learnt how to get round the problem. My houses can now have L and U-shaped stairs with impunity!

You guys know that ACR came with a morning after pill, right? Any unwanted pregnancy can be terminated until before they pop.

That's probably why ACR doesn't irritate me to such an end.

Most of the stuff I yell is not exactly rated PG-13....

I find my main irritant now that I've used mods/hacks to stop really stupid behavior (thanks to MATY!) involves other Sims on community lots.

"No no no, put that drink down you didn't pay for it!"
"Get away from his plate! Can't you see he's on a date?"
"Did they ask you to play pool with them? No! now get away and stop interrupting their game"

ACR has also an option to disable autonomous entirely. Or turn autonomous try for baby off. I used to scream alot before I noticed that. "YOU IDIOT! Don't even think about doing that now!" was one of my favourites. All they did was head of to bed whenever they had one second free will-time.

I just got a new one after playing the Ramswami couple that came with the Seasons EP. I made them have a daughter.
"Oh, she's a cute lil' toddler. I wonder what she'll look like later." -grows up to kid- "EEEEEEEEK! UGLY UGLY UGLY!"
I honestly did say that. I only breed my beautiful Sims.
Also,
"Is there anyway to delte that damn SXX or SSX 3, whatever the hell it's called?"
Said after my Sim left the toddler screaming with a dirty diaper to play it with his wife....

I've got one more.
"What. the. hell. I adopted a CHILD, not a DOG. WHY DOES IT SAY SHE'S A DOG?! WHY?!"
Said after my game glitched after downloading a Child Adoption hack that allows you to choose their gender as well, and adopt Teens. I ended up just uninstalling Pets. I never used it anyways.

I know about that and HAVE used it before now, but as I don't often see the "try for baby" come up (normally I get "casual woohoo") autonomously it doesn't usually bother me. It was just that one time when I had the "aww.. crap" moment!
Most of the time when I actually DO want my sims to have kids I have to TELL them to try!

As for turning autonomous off completely, nah! My sims never seem to be insatiable - usually once per day, if that, is enough, and the other autonomous interactions (make out, caress etc) are pretty quick and get dropped anyway if I tell them to do something else. I like the randomness it throws in

Today, my Sim tried to turn off the computer whilst his fiancee was using it to write his term paper, causing me to say
"What the heck is wrong with you? Don't freaking complain to me that you can't freaking sit down, your freaking boyfriend's trying to write his freaking paper so he doesn't get on freaking probation! RETARD! Go clean the gosh darn counters or something."

Of course, my launguage was a bit more colorful then that...

"You have free will, you studied parenting and your baby just filled her diaper! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STARING AT ME AND COMPLAINING THAT SHE SMELLS BAD INSTEAD OF CHANGING HER GORRAM DIAPER?!"

Mostly just...
"F***!!!!!!!!!!"
Haha

"Your kid is starving! Put her in the high chair already, you twit!"

I have alot of 'OH MY GOD':
1. ACR things = are you really woohooing on the couch when your wife is standing next to you!!@?#? =" OH MY GOD"
2. Gossip things, you just don't know how nasty these sims can be until you see them gossip = I can't belive you just said it!@#@!# = "OH MY GOD "

Latest thing I've been saying: "Why is it taking SO LONG to load up?"

(I've been browsing through this site, turns out I could use another GB of RAM since I'm running Vista. *sigh*)

Another thing I've said to my Sims: "You DID NOT just do that!" LOL

I'm the person who talks to movies, so you can imagine my phrases. ((((:

Here's just a few:

"Ohhh, now I have to kill you." D:
"Your kid's in the room, you freaks!" :O
"NOOOOO! Darren just died! What will happen to my legacy?!? I was on the 6TH GENERATION!!! D:
"Why must you ALWAYS avoid work? You have a family to feed Mr. Pooface!" >:P

"I love you my precious." (((:

I have a tendency to talk to movies too, acrylicautumn. I know the feeling =P

I'm usual phrases are:

"Idiot. IDIOT. IDIOT!"
"What ARE you doing?"
"WTF? Where are all these babies coming from?!?!" (I had about three pregnant Sims and so far, two of them had twins. I'm a little nervous to have ANOTHER set with the other family. ARGH)
"Awwww!"

There are a few more colorful phrases that burst out on occasion. My usual device is to give a frustrated sigh and do a good -facepalm-

"No, you do not want another guitar. You have one in your inventory. See?"
"No you don't need to play the guitar for tips before the business is open. There isn't anybody to tip you yet. That's why the guitar was in your inventory"
"Wouldn't you think a Grand Vampire would want something other than to "Buy a toy"?

"Oh stop bitching, you CAN go up the stairs too, she's just 2 steps away from the top!"

"ARRRRRGGGGGG!" < applies in numerous situations.

"Your toddler is crying, don't play chess, put him in his crib! Poor little guy is tired!"

Another one, here's the scenario: You time your Sims so one's in the fridge getting something, and you direct another Sim to get something. By the time they come downstairs, the first Sim should be out of the fridge.

The second Sim will be UPSTAIRS and waving saying they can't get to the fridge. Whereupon I'm saying, "Come on, he'll be out of the way by the time you get there! What, you can see through floors now?"

"What the...why are you performing for tips on the Piano?! IT's 3 IN THE MORNING! YOU LIVE ALONE! NO ONE IS GOING TO TIP YOU!"
Stupid Alexander Goth.

Some of mine are:
Don't you hate it when your child on the sims won't do their homework and they get taken away I HATE that
"Yes! You are so pretty just three more days till you are a teenager you will be so beautiful! Wait why did her icon disapear what's with the music? The social worker! Crap Crap Crap"
"DO YOU WANT THE STUPID SOCIAL WORKER TO TAKE YOU AWAY!!!???"
"You JUST watched TV for TWO HOURS and now you are TIRED??? GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!!"
"The baby is ASLEEP DON'T TAKE IT OUT OF IT'S CRIB!!"
"OK I got everyone off to school so I ca...YOU DIDN'T GET ON THE BUS?? YOU ARE EATING A TOASTER PASTRY!!!!"
"Stop playing in the toilet stupid sim baby!"
"Yay I am so excited my baby is about to grow up into a toddler...here it comes she will be so pret..EWWW!" (Usually happens to me when I have parents with CC)
"WHAT she died and she is pregnant!! Husband save her!!! No don't go watch TV SAVE HER!!!"
"OMG A FIRE!!!(Pregnant sim starts giving birth) OH SNAP!!!"

I am really mean to my sims lol

"You didn't get on the bus? Then haul your butt out the door and WALK!"

(Works with certain EPs, can't remember which one.)

"In other situations I would turn the stupid thing around FOR you, but in this case there is a reason why the teddy bear is now facing the wall so that nobody can use it!"

This one is a good one, I'm sure everyone has experienced it at least once.

Tybalt's been annoying and amusing me to no end lately...

"I said stop playing darts and feed your daughter...*cancels*I SAID NO! I'll sell that freaking thing....Oh now you go, now you go!"
"Pay the bills...don't cuddle after woohoo, not right now...crap they are red! go pay them oh come on...Now your gambling table got taken away, you happy?"
" Don't cry about it, you forgot to pay the bill, it got taken away!"

Well when the electric company decided to shut off power yesterday (with no warning) to do some repairs and it caused my game to crash....nope I don't think I can print what I said this is a family friendly site. Nothing worse to me than having to replay days in a Sims life, in this case an entire season.

On the general side I realized I mutter at them a lot. Mostly when I tell them to do something and they look at me and whine. "just shut up and do it already!"

this is probably the most popular:"what the hell are you doing?!

Especially when they point at them selves and sort of say," Me? Aaaw, But I don't wanna..." I hate that, it's like stop being a wuss and do it >_>

I rarely say it *aloud*, but when my Sims do that, I sometimes *think* "at them" something like "Yes, you; you made the mess, YOU clean it up."

Me too! I sometimes intersperse it with "I know you don't like it, but... it needs to be done."

Only thing that really gets me verbal is the wolves--pets in general are irritating, but the incessant barking and hole digging has me saying 'go the f-away' and then me popping them with moveobject-hammer smash.

Puddle rage and trees on fire irritates me also and I usually mutter some about it when it happens

They sometimes grump," UGH! Why do I have to do it?!"
" Because I said so, I'm god here, so go do it!"

It kind of varies between: "Aww...that is sooo cute! I wish real toddlers did that!"
" Umm...dude, you know you're about to catch on fire...might be a good time to actually call for...no? suit yourself!"
And " NOOO..not Sam! PLEASE!!! But he was my favourite Sim. Why did he have to die!!!???"

(Does anyone else form an emotional attachment to their sim or am I just weird? XD)

I do this when there are other people in the house :p

Stop yelling at me that you have to Pee and just go already!!

"The fridge/toilet/bed is there, you have free access to it, stop bitching and just take care of yourself."

and me letting them do whatever they want, watching them go and do something else than taking care of what they were just bitching about a second ago: "Fine, go and do that, but don't bitch later if you pee your pants/starve".

"Oh, stop waving your arms! Going to bed is in your action queue. I KNOW you're ready to pass out!"

No. I do too. All of them. That's why they don't have very many kids either. The only sims that ever die are the townies unless I'm planning to attempt a "be saved from death" routine or bring them back later with the resurrect-o-nomitron.

Something I've heard my husband saying rather often, usually to a pregnant sim:
"Why did you just go to bed? You're about to starve! Eat first! Then use the bathroom!"

"What are you DOING, lady? I said get thee to bed!"

"Get out he hot tub, You're gonna miss the final!"
" Oh no you didn't just do that*face palm*"
" What do you mean you are furious?!"
" Grumble all you want, I do not care..."
" Aaaw, I'm sorry... Okey, you can go play your darts for a while..."

"NOOOOO! The Repo man's here! Why didn't you pay the bills you stupid sim!" *turns on moveobjects cheat and deletes Repo van* MUAHAHAHAHA!
"I told you to go to your final exam about five times now. WHY ARE YOU STILL WATCHING TV AND EATING?!"
"STOP TALKING TO PEOPLE! I BROUGHT YOU HERE SO YOU COULD BUY CLOTHES, NOT SOCIALISE!"

Most of the time though I just say something like, "You stupid thing!" or "F*** you!"

And once: "F***! It's two in the morning and I have school tomorrow! Oh, she's pregnant. I'll just wait until she has her baby." I didn't actually say it out loud though.

Why I next to never have wedding parties:

"Why are you cleaning! Get in that limo! Oh, it just took off with your spouse in it!"

Whereupon I exit without saving and start over....

"Nobody asked you to stay the night. Plus there is a guest bed upstairs, just use it. Oh no, you're just going to bitch and moan and...now you fell asleep in the snow, I now hope you freeze to death."

^ That just happened earlier, about five people were there and at about midnight they were all like "You invited me to spend the night, but you didn't let me sleep!" I'm like..."No I didn't! I don't even have enough beds for you all to sleep in! GTFO!"

I've had that happen once or twice. I was like, excuse me...? LOL

I got that once or twice, but it was toddlers that weren't even on the lot?! I couldn't even play the family for the popups coming every fricking second. I ended up having to move the entire family out of the lot, and move them back in.

"WTF?! You're a toddler, you can't even VISIT a lot, let alone stay the night! Stop spamming me!"

Much less can a toddler tell you that they can't stay the night

Ah, but if they learned to talk...

Some things I say pretty often is:

Where are going, you "#%$%&" ?!? - It's pretty retarded when they walk like 10 miles away to eat and serve
No, No, no! I don't want the damn newspaper in the backyard!
I don't care about your sleep, go to bed already

But even after learning to talk, in the exact words?

"Are you really THAT stupid?! Oh, you are? Okay. *ZAP*"

Prosthetics:
True. Most of the toddlers I know would just go "TIRED! HOME!"

The second one applies to The Sims 3 as well. I've had problems with those babysitters. :<

"Good job. You've put the baby down in a narrow hallway and are now unable to pick her up again. The cause of death will probably read parental neglect/stupidity."

"Lady... Lady! The nanny is calmly walking off the lot with your child. If you don't want to see the product of both your and your husband's loins be forever gone, stop her!"

I have to admit, though I do get attached to my sims I don't talk to them that often! Generally I'm two-faced- I say nothing to my sims then bitch about them to anyone who'll listen later XD

ForeverCamp, have you ever heard of "the Batbox"? It has an option that should be able to cure that situation without requiring you to move your family out and back in again [thus avoiding the attendant redecoration, which is even more of a hastle than the moving itself].

"Where'd the baby go?" (After going up to the crib to GET the baby)
"_____! Stop taking the babies and leaving them on the kitchen floor!" (Insert Kingdom Hearts character name there)
"Why are YOU mad? You're married!" (About a sim who was mad at the person she was cheating with for cheating)
"No! Don't die! You're just 3 feet away from the friiiiiidge! oh well, I'll just plead for her l... wait... why isn't she alive? I thought I won... NO!"
"O.e Why do you look like your adoptive father and his dead wife?" (considering the final look of my sims, in comparison to maxis sims... this is an oddity.)
"Why is the piano smoking?" (I got that figured out later. XD)

Last night I said, "Get out of Joanie's bed, you weirdo" to her sorority sister, Delilah. Delilah was sleepy and is Joanie's best friend and just decided to go into Joanie's room and sleep. One time Jonie hopped into bed next to her and it was like a slumber party! They totally have steady boyfriends too so they're not lesbians.

So why was the piano smoking, seriously-serino777?

....and yeah, cheaters being angry with the person they`re cheating WITH for cheating with someone else TOO is rediculous. I may have grumbled about that a few times, too.

"Get out of your parents' bed and go into your OWN bed in your OWN room"

What I learned from this thread: Bed Ownership has fixed nothing and just causes your beds to become borked if you move them to another lot.

Oh, EAxis, your coding woes trouble me..but don't surprise me.

jooxis, just lock the doors to the bedrooms, if it becomes too much of a problem.

On the other hand, doing so is likely to lead to fits of stomping over locked doors when they try to go to the wrong bed anyway.

I guess the question is which you`d rather deal with, da?

I use TJ's Smart Beds to get over the "why are you in your MUM'S/brother's/sister's bed?? Go to your OWN one!" problem. Granted, resetting each sim's ownership if you move sims and beds to a new lot may be required, but being able to click on ANY bed (even one in use) and telling my exhausted sims to sleep is great

"Why are you happy about the SNOW? It froze your granddad half to death!"
"STOP PLAYING BASKETBALL!"
"NONONONONONONONON-oh, crap."
"Ahhh!"
"Get the f**k out of my house."

"Hey, don't poke him! I want you two to make up and get back together again!"

Said while getting the DeBateaus and the O'Mackeys to reconcile.

Lately this has been my fav "Go To school you whinny twit"

"I said drop and gimmie twenty!"
" How on earthy you get overheated by just making out with her?!"
" Perfect...You missed half the exam! GET YOUR PIXEL BUTT OUT OF THE BED!"
" ARE YOU NUTS?! Who goes swimming in the middle of the winter! Go back in the house before you freeze...wait why did the game pause...OH FADOODLE! Joey, go unfreeze him..."
"Okey fine, play your darn darts..."

"Why did you take him out of the high chair? She was about to feed him...oh NOW he's throwing a tantrum because he's tired, way to go Dad!"

"Would you shut the *#@(% up and get out of that #%(%@ house? Stop dancing around, you idiot, get out of the #*@*(&^ing house!"

"Elizabeth! Stop killing your ex-husbands in your basement!"

"LET YOUR &#@ING SISTER USE THE #W^%(* WASHROOM ALREADY!"

"Oh shut up about being hungry, no one invited you in! ... Why doesn't basegame come with locks on the doors?"

"No, no, no... come on... no, no... #@&^(*."

"This is a bathroom, not a meeting hall! Let the poor kid use the potty!"

"Okey, you two are steady now...what the f**k?*sees Romeo streak through the room* THE HELL?! I didn't order you to do this!"
" Last time I checked cheese is not flammable, so how the hell did you set kitchen on fire?!"
" You want a bar?! YOU WANT A BAR?! where the heck am I putting a bar in this cramped up house?!"

lol... IDK why it would be smoking, but it needed tuning... It still confuses me...

*edit* Oh, remembered some new quotes... lol...
"Why are you complaining about getting no sleep? I didn't invite you to spend the night, and there's plenty of beds!"
"Where's that sound coming from? O.e My TV's are all off!"

I guess the question is which you did rather deal with, DA?

"Forget it, Coach, my Sim is NOT working out. Here--go grab a mop and clean up!"

(I get my Sims to influence the coach or the evil mascot to clean. It's poetic justice where the evil mascot is concerned, because of their constant setting-off of the sprinklers.)

Usually, I get the paperboy to do it. Might as well make him useful. That, or I'll greet guests and influence them to clean up and fix things. Sometimes they'll look after the kids too.

Not only that, but they often aren`t even TIRED when you go check on them!

"You invaded my house uninvited, spent the night uninvited, never got tired enough to need sleep, and then had the nerve to complain that I never LET you sleep? What`s wrong with your AI?"

Not that I`ve ever SAID that, but I`ve occasionaly *felt* that way.

Edit: Aareen, "da" is Russian for "yes". ...and I meant "you would" not "you did".

"Why are you going to get the baby..? Oh, it has to grow up. All right, then, grow up. Well..? Why aren't you growing up? All right, let's put you back into the crib then. Oh, NOW you're growing up, right? Right??"
Then finally at midnight the baby ages, obviously while I'm not looking. I HATE IT.

Just the typical "WHATTHEF**KAREYOUDOING!!!! NO!!!! I SAID GO OVER THEIR!!! MOVE-MOOOVVVEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
My boyfriend used to ask me "what's wrong??", now he just laughs.

I usually swear at them a lot too, even though I don't swear a lot... They just make me so angry sometimes XD

"Why are you sleeping in your sister's bed? Your brother-in-law won't get in it with you there!"

Said to a Teen who decided to crash in her sister and brother-in-law's bed instead of going a few extra feet to her own room....

I'd wondered why Ashley wouldn't go to bed...his wife's kid sister was in it.

Two words: Birthday Cake. Click on the cake and it'll say "Bring (name) to Cake." You can do this right when you get the notice that the baby's birthday is a day away.

"Elizabeth! Stop whining about how you have no one to live with! You killed them all, that's why no one will #&(*ing live with you!"

"...Go. To. School."

"Great, you just got a promo--" (speech bubble in corner pops up that someone else has come home and they've lost their job) "--#)(*&%."

I like my Sims, but you couldn't tell that by listening to me.

• Stop thinking for yourself!
• Stop that. Stop that. STOP IT!
• What are you DOING?!
• I just told you to (Go to Bed/Use the Toilet/etc)! Why are you NOT DOING IT?
• You son of a.... (Said to Cow Mascots who flirt with Sims in a couple and make them fight.)
• "Heh...heh." (Said when all manner of things happen, typically when a mean Sim gets beaten in a fight.)
• Put the baby down. Put the - PUT IT DOWN!
• You don't need to bottle her! She's been bottled! (Said to parents who keep sticking bottles in their babies' mouths.)
• Pick the baby up. Put her in the crib. No, PICK HER Up. Yes. NO, don't put her DOWN! PICK THE BABY UP AND PUT HER IN THE CRIB!
• Dude!

"you're idiot with no taste! Why don't you want to befrend this cute blondie I've made for you, but flirt with this Maxis monkey?... NOOOOOOO! You're in love with her! F*** you both!"
"I told youto go to work... GO TO WORK!!!"
"Ok, that's a pretty nice apartment for you to move in... Welcome to your new home!"
"WTF they're doing - jumping in the paddles in front of the apartment buildings... Damnit, nice neighbours my selfsim has!"
"Wow! You're awesome as an adult!"
"Stop irritating me with that "I want to buy a bar" wish - where on earth am I to put it in your apartment?!"
"Good.. thanks to you, those townies are even uglier than before..." (to my sim who opened a parlor but lacked experience as hairdresser)
"No, you won't stargase, you won't see the aliens, you won't get pregnant with an ugly green baby - go and have a good woohoo instead" (to my knowledge sim)

Three words: Free Will Off!

But then I love Free Will - just so I can go "Oh for crying out loud..." every five minutes when my sims do something else I'd rather they didn't! Plus it means ACR is actually USED!
Even if I DO have to go cancelling half their action queue so they won't pass out/starve/wet themselves *delete as applicable*

Mostly, it's "Aw, dang it. Where's my custom content?!"
But every once and a while...
"Augh! Stoppit!" (usually in response to sims autonomously doing things I do not want them to)
"Get. Back. Here. And. DO. HER/HIM! That's your wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend!" (My sims never autonomously woohoo or flirt...)
"Where did you go? Your needs are all yellow and you're... at work. Great. Don't die..."
And my all time favorite, when I have several sims on one lot, and assign them nice little rooms...
"Hey! That's not your bed! Get outta that!"