Caption the picture above you.
 

A bit of a pictures thread, a bit of a game. Caption the screenshot in the post above you and then post your own screenshot. In case of two people posting, the first one will take precedence. Should be fun.

EDIT: Quick rule modification (December 21, 2016) - if you post a caption but don't have any picture to post, anyone can put up a screenshot.

I'll start.

"Your dance career is breaking this family apart!"

"Hope those aliens have good chiropractors." (Seriously, look at her neck!)

New pic:

"I'm not ready to be a father, maybe I can stuff the baby back inside"

New pic:

"This woman must have boneless arms or they're made of rubber."

"This is why you always wash your hands before eating."

"I'm calling a better matchmaker."

"You're dumping me for a robot?!?"
"Well, yes, and um I need my necklace back too"

caption - Thinks: maybe it has a back flap???

Don't have a picture to hand - so maybe ignore me. Couldn't resist that though.

"There is a species pay gap, no matter what you say!"

"Must... reach... the plumbob!"

My pic:

Dog : Please, someone help me!

"Diggy diggy hole!"

Sorry, I had to mention that. XD

We are one.

"How dare you get me pregnant just when I was about to get that big promotion at work."

Reading skill book: "So that's how you clean a counter! You could do that?!"
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Waitress: "Just don't make eye-contact, just don't make eye-contact..."

"Mammy, these horsies have scawing eyes!"

Dogs to each other: Not sure what we're supposed to do here? Chase or ...join in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgaRd4d8hOY

"Turns out 'slept like a log' is a figurative phrase."

"Maybe I should get my own apartment."

"Before you kiss me, tell me where you bought your earrings"

Boy - "Now, let me expound on my theory of di-lithium crystals and time teleportation"
Girl - "I'm gonna throw up"
Other Girl - "I'm outta here!"

"I told you, I hate Kraft Dinner!"

"Help! Somebody help me! I have to pee and my stockings are stuck!"

Woman in the background: Ugh! She makes me sick with her 'look at me, I'm the perfect mommy'. Bleeh. Where's the bottle? One drink won't be enough!

"Hey, you're not an ostrich! Don't do that!"

"I will acquire you. And I will eat you. >:^(...."



(also, mirjam, your caption is hilarious bc that's her step-son's wife and kids. But it totally fits her, bc she's also an ass. )

"You brought home ANOTHER one?!"

"You know, living in a barn seemed like a good idea..."

Don't have any new pics but I have some older gems.

"Talk about having an identity crisis."

"Hmph. Why can't these Sims eat proper food, like tuna?"

"Hmm, is this what mommy and daddy do in the bedroom?"

For the nanny picture, the look on the toddler's face seems like "Um, that's what the silly old nanny gets!". As for the girl with no eyes and the THING in her head... just a typical college girl "OMG! Does this new head-piercing bring out my eyes?"
And I've been saving pics, but my Photobucket is not working...

@grammapat Yeah, that is a mirror hanging in midair with moveobjects on I was doing some cheats and moved in to take a pic of her and she was doing...that. That is typically my avatar pic as well.

OK -- what's THIS about!

hint--I told him to clean the TUB

Well, would you want to clean that? Filthy Gramma.

"Lies, all lies! I know exactly where it is!"

Caption: You thought I would like to go out with you? Haha. No




Lol.
With my caption I was trying to create a possible scene of one mother enjoying her kids and another woman, maybe a mother as well who somehow feels the other is 'more natural' at parenting than she is. That gives the other woman an envious feeling, hence her unfriendly comment and 'the need' for booze to feel better.
That indeed fits perfectly then if they are related by marriage. Then they likely will meet from time to time and watch each other do certain things, which can create what I described to be meant funny, with a wink.

"Boy, my WooHoo doll looks so realistic."

"Where's my cookies?"
"O come on, I'm too old to believe in Santa. Besides, you're too skinny"
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If you guys wanted a taste you could have at least asked.

Little desert seems to be (what's his name) having a baby, some little dark thing in the lower left, something! in the pool, and someone needs to call the Reaper?! Anyone have an idea?
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I have no idea what's actually going on HERE either, but I still like the pic...

"NOOOOOOO, NOT THE GRILLED CHEESE!"

"I think I lost my appetite."

"Ermaigawd, guys, I, like, went to the mall the other day and found this totally awesome outfit! I so totally wanted it but they were all, like, sold out and I wasn't allowed to take the last one from the mannequin! Bummer!"

"I told you those yoga classes would be worth it."

"Honey, the picture starts soon..." *wife just ignores and continues to shower and dance poorly*

Sorry, no picture to share just yet.

And I would add to the "frog person's" pic: "Ah, yes, she's the picture of feminine beauty"..."How did you get in my house, perv? Oh yea, nobody locks their doors in this neighborhood".
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I didn't set this up...you know how everyone keeps putting babies on the floor; a really bad idea if you have roaches

"Hmm, I wonder if crying babies count as pests"

Shh, no one tell him his baby was murdered with the roaches.

'Oh, don't mind her, they just released her too soon from the mental hospital'

"Let's have another!"

"Is that...mold on your face?"

Cassandra: Don't mind me, I'm just killing you.

Just got rid of that two-timing snake!

"Guess what I did today, Mom!"

"DON'T DUMP THE BABY IN THE TOILET."

"Don't look at the hot wall... don't look at it..."

"Ok, ok, just ooooone more level...then I'll run for my life."

"Oh, goody - fireworks! Now if I can only get close enough to hear what my friends are gossiping about, maybe there will REALLY be fireworks!"
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My Make-up Is So Bad Why Did I Let My Cat Do My Make-up

(Lol she set fire to the floor below her to kill her boyfriend. She was completely safe in the picture.)

Apparently she is talking about menopause if you look at the speech bubble closely...

Also @Astha123 "Finally, I beat daddy at something! World's best breath holder!"

Dizzy: I couldn't see WHAT the box was, thanks! I also can't see what the guy above is holding, so I will pass on why hes wearing a surgery mask...

grammapat: It's a college assignment

"Is that a homework assignment in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"Not even magic can bring the ticket prices down low enough to what I think this amateur wrestling match is worth!"

"But I thought if we woohooed that you would be the one to get pregnant!"

"So on which planet are we going to need to know how to talk to bunnies?"

'Darn it. How did I end up here? I had such big other plans when I walked into this building'

"Ok, listen up! You watch more TV and you're dead, kiddo! You're straight up fucking DEAD. You wanna fite me m8? Get prepared to die if you want to fight. I'm in the Military, bitch. I'm in the fucking Military and I can kill you by pushing you onto that tree right there. Don't fuck with me."

(Sorry, I'm on an iPad. Can't upload a picture.)

no pictures, but it is a pity ...
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"I'm so glad you're combatting society's concept of cleanliness!"

(I'm on my iPad and can't take new photos so I'm going into my dropbox to grab old stuff.)

"Feet....how fascinating."

"You're done with your paper, now you're free,
I suck at poems, so call me maybe."

"Oh, how sweet; someone left this brown paper bag on my doorstep!"

I laughed so hard when I read your caption. She certainly can be very argumentative, so easily I could picture her saying something like this.
This is a woman who booed another sim's kid when it tried to show off for her.
Chastised his brother for accidentally breaking the pc.
Picking a fight with another adult sim for god knows what.
And here she's again arguing about a tv, lol.

"Poker? I hardly KNOW 'er!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Also, you're straight."

Added this to the first post:



Just because I've seen it happening a bit lately - no issues have broken out so far but might as well get that cleared up now.

"Sure, he thinks he's a Viking and he smells like one too, but let's face it, no one is exactly lining up to kiss a robot."

Dude in the front: 'Yippy! I finally finished crocheting my new sleeping companion'
Dude in the back: 'Roflol, never a dull day with that one in the house'

My picture's from an older neighborhood, called Cornerhill, I played previous to Fayport:
(Had no new pictures available)

"That hole in the ozone is getting pretty bad."

"Heya, family! I got fired and now I can spend more time with y'all! David, what do you mean Peter and Samantha died, you need to take care of the kids and we'll probably go broke now?"
(This thread is really fun!)

"I'm pretty sure mom would appreciate us playing with water balloons on her grave!"

"That bartender is really cute...I want to hit him with my purse soooo bad..."

"Is this Attack of the Clones?"

No photo, modyourpanties is being a butt.

"Is there anyone in here who CAN cook?"

"Whad'ya mean you don't wanna go to the anime convention??"

"Like father, like son."

(Where did you get the little cowplant? It's so cute!)

"Jesus is showering in my bathroom! ... That's it; I'm moving out."

(just a quick message to get the last post to show up)

I was thinking "Don't talk to me or my son ever again." for that one.


Now for the caption: "NOT EVEN DEATH CAN STOP OUR FEUD."

'Oh shit, I hope he didn't see me cheating, because he sure will tattle-tale on me. He never forgave me for that wedgie I gave him in highschool.'

@ihatemandatoryregister Not sure where but they are TS4 to TS2 conversions.