Failed Wishes (A Game)
 

Just make a wish, like this:

Person A: I wish I had some cake.

and then the person below you would grant your wish, but "corrupt" it in some way.

Person B: Granted. But you can't eat it, too.

and then this person would make their own wish in the same post, and so on and so forth. Ready?

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I wish I was sleeping right now

Granted, but Freddy Krueger will get you in your dreams.

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I wish I didn't have a headache.

Granted but your head will fall off

(haha Freddy Krueger, that's a good one )

I wish I had some gas in my car so I can get late night mickey d's

Granted, but on the way home you'll get a flat tire. mwahaha

i wish ktbcca would write her wish so we can ruin it *aims*

Your wish is granted but ktba gets her wish done

I wish I have a banana ice cream

Granted, but you'll drop it on the ground as soon as you get it.

I wish I had a grape flavored slushy right now :p

Granted, but it's melted.

I wish that I wasn't the only one in my family who wants to visit Napa Valley when we're on the West Coast.

Granted but you will find the all the people in napa valley is visiting West Coast and u are there alone.

I wish I got endless amount of coca-cola

Granted, but you'll go to restroom.

I wish I would give mom a wedgie.

Granted but you will find your self holding a mom's ripped underwear >< yikes !

I wish that barney disappear !!!

Granted, but the barney song will be in your head forever (and ever).

Ack I can't believe I forgot to make a wish!

I wish it wasn't so hot...

Granted but it'll just get hotter tomorrow

I wish I could sleep!!!!

Granted, but the stuff that you ate earlier will affect your stomach while you sleep.

I wish my parents weren't so strict.

Granted, but you will slip on a banana peel every day for the rest of your life! (random, I know)

I wish video games weren't so expensive.

Granted, but you will have an addiction to buying them, and will get bored of them quickly.

I wish my headphones weren't broken.

Granted, but now they're freakishly loud all the time and you can't turn the sound down.

I wish my hair was always straight.

Granted but it will be straight upwards.

I wish that I don't have an exam after 20 mins from now :S

Granted but you'll do the rat exam in 5 mins.

I wish I would kiss a hamster

Granted. But its an angry, rabid hamster.

I wish I could find my cellphone...

Granted but it will be in pieces xP

I wish I could teleport..

Granted. But you can't control where you teleport to.

I wish I get to go out for dinner tonight.

Granted, but it will be at a filthy fast-food restaurant.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but you end up wishing for the most disgusting thing in the world.

I wish I wasn't so completely frozen.

Granted, but you will melt.

I wish I had a normal sleeping schedule.