If I were a... Game
 

Ok. This is the "If I were a... game". It is fairly simple.
Person A says "If I were a something", Person B would respond by saying something, then asking that question again. For example:




et cetera.

Get it? Ok, please play!

If I were a girl...

You'd be ugly.

If I were a sim...

You'd be either an atrociously evil warlock or a plantsim.

If I were a plantsim...

You'll be my sim and I'll kill you.

If I were a skunk?

u'll fart all day long.

If i had breasts

You'd jiggle them up and down all day long!

If I were my avatar.

You will be a hobo

If i had a velopcious butt...

You'll be shiny!

If I were a boy?

I would be gay for you

If I were straight.

You would be chased by your ex girlfriends

If I had supernatural powers...

I'll be your girlfriend!

If I lived in Africa...

You would be a person who lives in africa

If I had a vagi-erm... XD

It will bleed monthly :p
Dark Princess: I'm flattered :D
If I had unlimited supply of Ferrero Rocher

You would visit the pyramids everyday

If I were a wizard.

You'd eat babies

If I had a big gun...

You would be a son of a gun

If i had unlimited supply of Ferrero Rocher

You'd get fat.

If I were Cher.

You would have a pus*y

If i had a brain

You'd be the scarecrow after he got his brain.

If I moved to New York City.

You'll be Somewheres man in New York.

If I could make purple text...

that will make the text more colourful.

If I am a zombie...

You would scream in delight

If I could do quadruple flip... (I can only do a tripple atm)

You'll become flying pig.

If I were a flying pig...

I would steal you your secret and then kill you :P

If I were a knife...

Lew will be chicken!

If I move to Spain...