If I were a toliet..<insert something here>
 

How creative are you? just fill in the blank of "If I were a toliet ________"


If I was a toliet I'd eat alot of S#%T!!!

If I was a toilet I would be full of it (shit)

When did you become a toliet again??? Just Kidding!! glad to see you daniandan

If I were a toilet, I would be broken

hahaha

If I were a toliet, I would be flooded!!

If I were a toilet, I would be cold and miserable

If I were a toilet, I would be forever swirly!!

If I were a toilet, I would be forever running

If I were a toilet I'd have the ability to talk so people won't take dumps in me

If I were a toilet, I would be constantly taking crap from everyone

If I were a toilet, I would be made of WOOD!!

If I were a toilet, I would be a stool

If I were a toilet I'd never flush

If I were a toilet, I wouldn't smell nice

If I were a toilet, I would make bubbles!! I just LOVE bubbles!!!

If I were a toilet, I would be a mix of yellow and brown

If I were a toilet, I would be drunk and pukey!!

If I were a toilet, I would be a different colour

You changed your name?

Yup. I put in a request a month or so ago, and it finally got changed

If I were a toilet, I would be in a bathroom somewhere in the world

If I were a toilet, I would be a Royality throne!! and the color of purple which is the color of royality!! The Great Purple Throne!!

If I were a toilet, I would be the Queen's Throne

If you don't flush then you'd be overflowed with doo!

If I were a toilet I'd be in someone's house

If I were a toilet I'd be (running out of ideas, lol)