Caption the picture above you.
 

A bit of a pictures thread, a bit of a game. Caption the screenshot in the post above you and then post your own screenshot. In case of two people posting, the first one will take precedence. Should be fun.

EDIT: Quick rule modification (December 21, 2016) - if you post a caption but don't have any picture to post, anyone can put up a screenshot.

I'll start.

"Your dance career is breaking this family apart!"

"Hope those aliens have good chiropractors." (Seriously, look at her neck!)

New pic:

"I'm not ready to be a father, maybe I can stuff the baby back inside"

New pic:

"This woman must have boneless arms or they're made of rubber."

"This is why you always wash your hands before eating."

"I'm calling a better matchmaker."

"You're dumping me for a robot?!?"
"Well, yes, and um I need my necklace back too"

caption - Thinks: maybe it has a back flap???

Don't have a picture to hand - so maybe ignore me. Couldn't resist that though.

"There is a species pay gap, no matter what you say!"

"Must... reach... the plumbob!"

My pic:

Dog : Please, someone help me!

"Diggy diggy hole!"

Sorry, I had to mention that. XD

We are one.

"How dare you get me pregnant just when I was about to get that big promotion at work."

Reading skill book: "So that's how you clean a counter! You could do that?!"
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Waitress: "Just don't make eye-contact, just don't make eye-contact..."

"Mammy, these horsies have scawing eyes!"

Dogs to each other: Not sure what we're supposed to do here? Chase or ...join in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgaRd4d8hOY

"Turns out 'slept like a log' is a figurative phrase."

"Maybe I should get my own apartment."

"Before you kiss me, tell me where you bought your earrings"

Boy - "Now, let me expound on my theory of di-lithium crystals and time teleportation"
Girl - "I'm gonna throw up"
Other Girl - "I'm outta here!"