I wish it wasn't midnight right now

It isn't. It's the end of time, the sun has gone out and the universe has plunged into eternal darkness.

I wish the computer wasn't so damn slow.

It isn't, I magically over clock it and it explodes.

@nick, I know, I was being stupid

I wish I hadn't made this thread

Granted. You delete this thread, but you delete every other thread on Mod The Sims, doing it.

I wish I didn't have an appointment today

Granted, you have an appointment for every other days of your life.

I wish I could build sandcastle every day!

Granted. A giant steps on it every time.

I wish I was a professional artist

Granted, you now live in the middle of the desert.

I wish I could teleport.

Oh no, double post again x)

Granted, there is no one to perform to.

Granted. You teleport into a wall.

I wish I had my own butler

Granted, he puts poison in your food.

I wish I could buy a new computer.

You do, then I steal it

I wish I had my laptop with me right now, unbroken, unbrakeable and I'm playing simcity

Granted. It breaks the second you turn it on.

I wish for a better laptop

Granted, you can now not afford to pay for your internet.

I wish I had a new tv.

Granted. It has a great big crack through the middle of it.

I wish I bought the Star Trek Vault book I saw at Big W

Wait I'm confuzzled, let's put @ then the name of the person were posting after...
@sundazzle, you do, and its from 1955.
@Dan you do, but it overheats because its so good

I wish I could have AC

@ Dan you did, and it scratches in the DVD player.

Redo my previous

^ Star Trek Vault is a book, not a DVD

@squaretable; Granted. I have no clue what AC means, but whatever it is, you break it in the first few seconds.

I wish it wasn't so damn cold

@daniandan Granted, you are now on fire.

I wish it was daytime.

It is, and you spontaneous combustion.

Ac is air con.

I wish I could go to Australia

@sundazzle; Granted. The sun is so bright that it burns everything on earth to death.

I wish I had a heater in my room

@squaretable; Granted. Every flight to Australia has been permanently cancelled because Godzilla and King Kong are destroying everything.

I wish I had a heater in my room

@ daniandan Oh the irony

@square Granted, your plane crashes in Sydney.

I wish for a woolen jacket

Dang it, this is getting messy x)

@daniandan, Granted, your room is now hot as a sauna.

I wish my room wasn't so warm.

@daniandan, Granted, it itches like crazy.