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squaretable
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#1 Old 3rd Aug 2013 at 11:53 PM
Default Corrupt a Wish! (Copied!)
Quote: Originally posted by TMNTForever
I think everyone has forgotten Corrupt a Wish because it was locked. They decided that it wasn't spammy, but no one ever made a new thread for it. So I decided to do that.

Here's how it works: First person wishes for something, next person corrupts it in someway (Like one of those genies that twistes wishes if not worded correctly). Then that person wishes for something else. And so on.

Good Luck to you all!
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So there it is


I wish they would release the sims 1 on disk...
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Mordecai and Rigby
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#2 Old 4th Aug 2013 at 12:40 AM
Granted. It breaks easily.

I wish my brother wasn't annoying
Sterling_Archer
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#3 Old 4th Aug 2013 at 2:29 AM
Granted. You get an annoying sister instead.

I wish I wasn't so tired
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squaretable
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#4 Old 4th Aug 2013 at 9:02 AM
Your wide awake, and can never fall asleep again.

I wish my laptop wasnt broken
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Sterling_Archer
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#5 Old 4th Aug 2013 at 11:04 AM
Granted. It isn't broken, it is cracked instead.

I wish I knew how to take the hard drive out of my old, broken laptop
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squaretable
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#6 Old 4th Aug 2013 at 2:43 PM
You do, but broke it in the process.
I wish I could meet daniandan, she seems like such a cool gal.
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Sterling_Archer
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#7 Old 4th Aug 2013 at 2:47 PM
Granted. You meet me, but as soon as you do, some aliens abduct you and use a mind eraser and you forget ever meeting me.

I wish I could eat ham
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Ferguson Avenue
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#8 Old 4th Aug 2013 at 4:46 PM
Granted. But it’s from the last pig on earth and so they die out as a species completely. This means no more bacon.

I wish I liked bacon.
squaretable
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#9 Old 4th Aug 2013 at 6:04 PM
Cool, you do, and you smell like grease forevermore.

I wish suffering didn't exist
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Ferguson Avenue
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#10 Old 4th Aug 2013 at 6:57 PM
Every living thing dies; there's nothing left that can be considered as suffering.

I wish I knew my exam results now, rather than in a couple of weeks time.

Quote: Originally posted by squaretable
you smell like grease forevermore.
Lol.
squaretable
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#11 Old 4th Aug 2013 at 9:11 PM
You do, u get a u. You are destined to a life of destitution.

I wish I could build sandcatles...
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Ferguson Avenue
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#12 Old 4th Aug 2013 at 10:56 PM
You can, and you built a whole house out of sand, then when you went inside it the whole thing collapsed and you were suffocated under the sand.

I wish I had baked more cookies today.
squaretable
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#13 Old 4th Aug 2013 at 11:44 PM
You had, and they all tasted vile and you died from the vileness of their taste because it was so vile life wasn't worth living.
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Mordecai and Rigby
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#14 Old 5th Aug 2013 at 12:17 AM
I wish school didn't start tomorrow
Sterling_Archer
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#15 Old 5th Aug 2013 at 1:22 AM
Granted. School starts today instead.

I wish I had a job
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Ferguson Avenue
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#16 Old 5th Aug 2013 at 7:10 PM
You do. You're the Primeminister of the UK; everybody hates you.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
Sterling_Archer
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#17 Old 6th Aug 2013 at 12:23 AM
^ I think people would hate the Prime Minister of Australia more. Luckily I am not Julia Gillard.

Granted. You know what you want to wish for, but you forget a second later.

I wish I had a bottle of coke
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Nick-the-Greek
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#18 Old 6th Aug 2013 at 3:45 AM
Granted. You drink it and you die a slow and painful death.

I wish I was accepted.
squaretable
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#19 Old 6th Aug 2013 at 8:45 AM
You are, then you get killed during the acceptance ceremony.

I wish I wasn't starving...
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Nick-the-Greek
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#20 Old 6th Aug 2013 at 10:16 AM
(I meant accepted for who I was....)

Granted, you eat so much that you explode..
Sterling_Archer
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#21 Old 6th Aug 2013 at 10:23 AM
^ You forgot to make a wish for me to corrupt

I wish I drank more milk
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sundazzle
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#22 Old 6th Aug 2013 at 12:09 PM
Granted, but you're lactose intolerant so you are bloated 24/7.

I wish I could win the jackpot.
Sterling_Archer
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#23 Old 6th Aug 2013 at 12:16 PM
Granted. You win a jackpot of $1.

I wish I could find some money
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Ferguson Avenue
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#24 Old 6th Aug 2013 at 12:39 PM
You do. Crates of coins fall from the sky and crush you to death.

I wish my car would clean itself.
Nick-the-Greek
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#25 Old 6th Aug 2013 at 4:08 PM
Granted. You now listen to Fergalicious every time you enter your car.
 
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