Granted. You get the flu and can't do anything during the weekend.

I wish for food.

Granted. I eat it.

I wish I wasn't sunburnt

You lose your sunbur, and your skin!

I wish I hadn't made my rediculous departure reminiscent of my "winter break"

I wish for new computer.. :D

Granted. You get one; it falls from the sky and crushes you to death.

I wish that the bread didn't go off for a few more days so that I would have time to get some more.

Granted. I eat all your bread, so you have to buy more.

I wish my throat didn't hurt

It dosent choke, You die! :D

I wish i was more than a top secret researcher

you body mass becomes more and more and more, bigger then the mod the sims community put together and then some... you get so fat that you becomr bigger than the atmosphere and you run out of oxygen and suffocate and die

i wish my phone had more memory.

Granted. It has 1KB of more memory

I wish the sims 3 worked on my laptop

It does. But it overheats all the time.

I wish I had more variety.

Granted. Your face is now rainbow-coloured.
I wish I had super-powers

Granted. You get the super power to turn everything that you touch into bubbles.

I wish for a sandwich

Wish granted but it's an octopus sandwich.

I wish I had never read that creepypasta. *shudder*

Granted, instead you see puppy dogs getting mauled to death.

I wish for the truth to have been kept quiet

Granted. The world explodes.
I wish I knew how I managed to post on this thread before I joined the teen club.

All I can say is "Wait, wha?"


Man its been a long time since I last posted loads, I used to go herehere everyday.

Same here.

I wish my back didn't hurt

*POOF* Now he is way overbearing and disproves of everyone you are friends with and dating.

I wish I will get school spirit rep.

granted - you become a ghost representative in your school but only you can see the ghosts and everyone thinks your crazy.

you end up like this kid



i wish child actors didn't grow up to look so creepy...

Granted they become UGLY

I wish I had a dog

Granted. You get this dog



I wish I had more comfortable shoes

oh my God - thats almost as scary as evil tyrant pig



regardless your wish is granted!

your shoes are so comfy you fall asleep into a coma...a deep deep coma and the only way to wake you is true loves kiss - but when you wake up to your prince it turns out to .....evil....tyrant...PIG!!!!

i wish i was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.....

POOF you no longer exist (YOU CANT BE A PUNK ROCKER WITH FLOWERS IN YOUR HAIR )

I wish I was amazing

Granted. You have a shirt that says you're amazing

I wish I got more sleep, as it was too noisy outside