Corrupt a Wish! (Copied!)
 

So there it is


I wish they would release the sims 1 on disk...

Granted. It breaks easily.

I wish my brother wasn't annoying

Granted. You get an annoying sister instead.

I wish I wasn't so tired

Your wide awake, and can never fall asleep again.

I wish my laptop wasnt broken

Granted. It isn't broken, it is cracked instead.

I wish I knew how to take the hard drive out of my old, broken laptop

You do, but broke it in the process.
I wish I could meet daniandan, she seems like such a cool gal.

Granted. You meet me, but as soon as you do, some aliens abduct you and use a mind eraser and you forget ever meeting me.

I wish I could eat ham

Granted. But it’s from the last pig on earth and so they die out as a species completely. This means no more bacon.

I wish I liked bacon.

Cool, you do, and you smell like grease forevermore.

I wish suffering didn't exist

Every living thing dies; there's nothing left that can be considered as suffering.

I wish I knew my exam results now, rather than in a couple of weeks time.

Lol.

You do, u get a u. You are destined to a life of destitution.

I wish I could build sandcatles...

You can, and you built a whole house out of sand, then when you went inside it the whole thing collapsed and you were suffocated under the sand.

I wish I had baked more cookies today.

You had, and they all tasted vile and you died from the vileness of their taste because it was so vile life wasn't worth living.

I wish school didn't start tomorrow

Granted. School starts today instead.

I wish I had a job

You do. You're the Primeminister of the UK; everybody hates you.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

^ I think people would hate the Prime Minister of Australia more. Luckily I am not Julia Gillard.

Granted. You know what you want to wish for, but you forget a second later.

I wish I had a bottle of coke

Granted. You drink it and you die a slow and painful death.

I wish I was accepted.

You are, then you get killed during the acceptance ceremony.

I wish I wasn't starving...

(I meant accepted for who I was....)

Granted, you eat so much that you explode..

^ You forgot to make a wish for me to corrupt

I wish I drank more milk

Granted, but you're lactose intolerant so you are bloated 24/7.

I wish I could win the jackpot.

Granted. You win a jackpot of $1.

I wish I could find some money

You do. Crates of coins fall from the sky and crush you to death.

I wish my car would clean itself.

Granted. You now listen to Fergalicious every time you enter your car.