and she cares why...?

I don't know! She doesn't tell me about her fantasies!... I have no clue what she has in plan for me this weekend *shudders*

*whispers* Use protection!

*whispers* If it involves rope, gags, and scissors, don't do it!

uh ohs..... This time I'll have to tell the truth to the managers

Hmmm
I would have to agree with Ri, PROTECTION!!! C*nd*ms would be good for that...

Or a plastic bag.

Don't use tissues.

Only for clean-up.

umm.. eww much?... And you guys know this... how?

Trust me, I can make it worse. XD

No seriously... how exactly do you know? Have you gone kaboomba with a girl?

No, XD. I plan on staying a virgin till marriage.

Good boy.

I don't know what she's gonna do, as soon as I find her in underwear walking to me I'll already be home

Never use hot water to clean up.


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umm........... I'm not even 16. I'm not legal yet so i can't go kaboomba wth her until the 19th of December.

you're in england?

He's Aussie, Remember?

really? *was incorrect*

He's only said it, like, 80 times.

I could have sworn he said england. So 16 is legal age in Aus as well as Eng?

As well as here in U.S.

no...it's 18. If one is older than 18 and the other is not it's statutory rape. :P