"Esther's going to kill us all one day!" Haha, what?

I said this:"I am going to call the next person that I say 'Hi' to, corndog!",then my friend Ernie walks by and I say,"Hello corndog!",....All with a strait face.(And he didn't ever call me on it.)

"I wonder....would 'peni' be the plural form of..."
"NO."

MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I threatend to do the Joker's pencil trick to a guy who was annoying me if he continued to annoy me. You'd think he'd stop, but he continued...

ive never gotten funny comments, but ive gotten plenty of funny looks before.

actually, just today, too, as i was walking home from the dentists place.

it took 14 shots of numbing stuff to do the trick and im still in my right mind >D YES im badass.
but anyway.

since my face is swollen as hell, i requested a medical mask. yknow, the sort that goes over your nose and mouth and chin? perfect for wisdom teeth removal post-surgery.

anyway.
i got looks ranging between mild curiosity and " WOAH A PLAGUE VICTIM ", and half the time i was laughing. idc if i looked like an escapee of the madhouse, it was FUNNY.

I once had a guy come up to me in the streets, asking me if I could turn him on.

Turned out he was an immigrant who hadn't yet learned the language properly, and what he meant to ask was if I had a lighter, to light his cigarette. Took me a while to get it though. :D

I was watching this cartoon, Spliced, about these mutant animals with my kid sister today, and there was this character, Entree, who didn't have any legs. So I asked her how can he walk.... She simply said "He walks on his udders." Urghhhh. Please, no. Made me laugh, at least.